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http://www.barryboys.co.uk/
Rather strong comments but well founded
That micra looks familiar. Does someone on the board not own it???
Absolutely hilarious!:D :D :D
Hmm, thoughts...
1. The webpage author is pig ignorant. He is either not connected to the modified car scene in any way and doesn't understand what people aim for, or simply hates the look of a modified motor.
2. It is of course to draw comment and opinion. Personally I can't see the reason to design a website from which at least 50% of viewed opinion will be "this guy is a ******". wouldn't exactly make me feel good inside.
Just a bit of harmless fun, the guy makes some shocking statements !
Check out the other site...
http://www.youcantdrive.co.uk
And this had me in fits
BMW Drivers
What happens when you give somebody a car they probably didn't pay for with a big engine, lots of luxury items, soundproofing that the residents of Heathrow would die for and a special mind altering field that allows the driver to feel no remorse whatsoever? Complete detachment from reality, that's what. These cars are a marvel of Teutonic engineering: All models come with unique futuristic features to keep the peasant motorists from ever having to interact with a BMW driver. Added to the standard autopilot features found across all models, optional features now include 'Auto-Tail' TM with programmable bumper distances up to a massive 50mm at 90mph; 'Auto-Weave' TM which can spot gaps in motorway traffic across four lanes only 6 inches bigger than the car and swerve instantly into them without input from the driver; 'Pseudo-Zoom-Mode' (PZM) TM which automatically flashes the 5000w headlights in the rear view mirror of the vehicle in front while approaching at a minimum of twice the legal speed limit. Finally, the most expensive option is the DLB mode, or 'Don't Look Back' TM which allows the driver to cause massive pile-ups without actually being caught up in them. A new feature rumoured for the top-of-the-range 7 Series is something simply known as 'Indicators'. Furthermore, BMW who are not content to rest on their technological successes have now released the X5 so that even certified sociopaths can enjoy a spot of driving
Any one spotted that the rover appears to be in SCA's car park?
I THOUGHT that carpark looked familiar somehow!
Dave
LOL @ BMW comments above.
The B*W comments are genius.
Sorry, AndyF, but I think this guy is a real laugh!
Probably wouldn't want to have a drink down the pub with him, though.......:rolleyes:
PS What car do we think HE drives? Mondeo? Metro, perhaps.....?
This boy is superb! He just made me laugh out loud in my crappy gloomy quiet office (which doesn't happen very often).
I'm impressed.
stoneface
30-01-2003, 11:36
sorry but that guy is a twocer.:mad:
Sorry But There is taste and there is severe lack of taste.
None of the cars on that web site have any taste whatsoever.
I think the guys comments are well justified!
Oh and it made me laugh along with the others in my office!!
yeah that micra does belong to someone on this board, and it has over 200bhp IIRC!! and would prolly sh!t over most things:eek:
Hardly think it comes into the same catagory as the guys opening rant!
You can tell he doesnt know too much about cars though, notice his comment on the Micra about the "chrome thing wrapped around the engine" LOL WTF?
Dave
Are you sure Arry? If you meen that's JohnW's Micra coz it look simular but is differnt to his.
http://www.rcdevelopments.com/gallery/madmicra.htm
He does sound like a bit of a t!t though. You can laug with him or you can laugh at him :D
"Spoiler" sounds about right.... it's certainly not an "improver".
PML! :D
Nowt wrong with the Micra though... the man obviously wouldn't recognise an intercooler pipe if it slapped him in the face... That's what comes from driving what I can only assume is a Porche Boxter (He sounds like that sort of Porker driving arrogant tw@)
Then again... maybe he drives an Audi TT... Perhaps I should e-mail him and ask??? ;)
Originally posted by Yak
Are you sure Arry?
not any more :o
Funnily enough, the guy who made the website is called...
Darren Anthony Wragg!!!!
With a name like that he really shouldn't slate other people... but I can see where his anger comes from!
Originally posted by Ripper
PS What car do we think HE drives? Mondeo? Metro, perhaps.....?
From his own pics you can see the interior of his car - looks like a vauxhall corsa! PRobly modded to the 9s too..:cool:
http://www.parkers.co.uk/owning/user_review/u_review.asp?id=15462&model_id=793&client_id=45291
The same Darren Wragg ? A BMW 3 series driver ? Ahh.. it's all making sense now...
http://www.westsites.co.uk/daz/baddrivers/gallery.htm
This is him in the car, is that a BMW dash ?
Oh yes...
Darren, or Dazza to his mates, drove a BMW 318i SE 4dr Saloon
Originally posted by JackaL
Oh yes...
Darren, or Dazza to his mates, drove a BMW 318i SE 4dr Saloon
a 318 eh? and he's taking the piss out of a modded up micra tubby!! It would have mullered him anyways :D
Originally posted by arry
a 318 eh? and he's taking the piss out of a modded up micra tubby!! It would have mullered him anyways :D
Imagine the wonderful look on his face as the tiny Micra pulls away from his big fat beemer. His hands would sweat in rage and he'd never pass a Micra again without feeling tense
Quote :)
"The cumulative effect of being a BMW driver in a company car driver is quite horrendous - I should know because I used to belong in this category! "
Dave
If he feels he can slate one of us, we can freely slate him too! ;)
Well, with his record that includes driving a Corsa and a 318 we've got plenty of ammo! :D
we should email a blurb and a few piccies of Phatty's car to him :D see if he's got the necessaries to put them up on the site!:eek: :D :D
Originally posted by arry
we should email a blurb and a few piccies of Phatty's car to him :D see if he's got the necessaries to put them up on the site!:eek: :D :D
I'd send him a piccie of mine.... If I hadn't just fitted those neons, twin headlight conversion, big ali spoiler, and rear drum conversion :rolleyes: ;)
Originally posted by davidra
From his own pics you can see the interior of his car - looks like a vauxhall corsa! PRobly modded to the 19s too..:cool:
:D
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