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Post them all here so we can all have a giggle:sxoc:
One word: Doz. :nod: :wack:
Duff Man
23-07-2007, 11:13
One word: Doz. :nod: :wack:
He provided much amusement as we observed him trying to chat up some birds in the neighbouring scooby camping area... and also running into the back of a car :wack: :D
adrianstokes
23-07-2007, 11:14
One word: Doz. :nod: :wack:
http://www.itrelate.com/sxoc/jae/doz-playworker.jpg
http://www.itrelate.com/sxoc/jae/doz-yoa.jpg
:D
and also running into the back of a car :wack: :D
I nearly had a hernia when he did that, it's was freaking hilarious :D
Oh, and somebody passed out on the BBQ :wack: ;)
adrianstokes
23-07-2007, 11:16
Oh, and somebody passed out on the BBQ :wack: ;)
I think Chris might kill me if I post evidence here :wack:.
adrianstokes
23-07-2007, 11:26
Dooooo Eeeeet :D
Okay, I'll blame you then :nod:.
http://www.itrelate.com/sxoc/jae/chris-1.jpg
I'm impressed that at this point he was still managing to clasp the alchol whilst sleeping :wack:.
http://www.itrelate.com/sxoc/jae/chris-2.jpg
Luckily the BBQ had cooled somewhat before Chris decided it was more comfortable than his tent :D.
How the feck did he manage ot sleep like thaT??!!??
adrianstokes
23-07-2007, 11:46
How the feck did he manage ot sleep like thaT??!!??
Well, you start drinking Vodka with a splash of Coke until you pass out :nod:. Then, when you wake up a few hours later continue to drink from where you left off :).
:wack: Heres my efforts,again starring chris for some reason :D
John Bennett
23-07-2007, 11:55
:wack: Heres my efforts,again starring chris for some reason :D
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47568&d=1185187886
:D That's worthy of a caption competition alone - looks like Chris is about to sing opera
Sideways14a
23-07-2007, 11:55
God almighty what a collection of shandy drinking southern puftas......
Nice work :p :D
http://www.sxoc.co.uk/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47569&d=1185187914
Hands up if you got Noaksy swaggering up to you swinging his beer belly at you:wack:
God know what he's looking at here!
And i'll see you all in a few months as i'm bound to get banned for these :wack: :wave:
You seem to have taken many photos of Chris... Do you want him? :wack:
You seem to have taken many photos of Chris... Do you want him? :wack:
He's my hero :notworthy :wack:
playworker
23-07-2007, 12:48
http://www.itrelate.com/sxoc/jae/chris-1.jpg
Someone turn him over, he's done
I LOL'd :D
You LOL'd way too much :wack:
I seem to remember Doz rolling on the floor in pudles and walking over all the bottles and cans thinking they wer burning coles:wack:
And Algie's tent BUNDLES!!!!!!!:D
Clouder_sx
23-07-2007, 13:50
:D damn looks like i missed a good'un!
Intrigued about the 'news' though....
Who was it that had the Jagermister vodka and coke in Dan and Cloudy`s gazebo on sat night? cheers dude that was lovely!!!! i gotta get me some!!
I've got a couple of hundred photos to sort through over the next couple of days....
I'm hoping they'll help me remember where I was, and at what time each day! :wack:
....or be really embarassing mate
Famous_Monster
23-07-2007, 14:35
I want to see some of the smoking tent pics of Saturday night!
Fake Ben Taylor
23-07-2007, 14:45
dr bob ftw :nod: went through an entire bottle of whisky in an hour and a half after spending all day on the beer :wack:
doz....absolute legend mate :clap:
I seem to remember Doz rolling on the floor in pudles and walking over all the bottles and cans thinking they wer burning coles:wack:
And Algie's tent BUNDLES!!!!!!!:D
yeah sorry about that alg..:o
dr bob ftw :nod: went through an entire bottle of whisky in an hour and a half after spending all day on the beer :wack:
It was Whiskey, not Whisky. Having now been educated about the difference of Whiskey with an E sat next to Dr Bob whilst it was consumed, I now know it was proper good Irish Whiskey as well.
I've never seen anybody polish offf a bottle so fast, and still remain as jovial and pleasant as he managed. :notworthy
JulesS14200
23-07-2007, 15:32
And Algie's tent BUNDLES!!!!!!!:D
I have no idea where I was when that was going on :confused:
And the day after............
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k37/ooABoo/DSCF1995.jpg
I have no idea where I was when that was going on :confused:
I know i was asleep and when i woke apparently JC was on a 'hit list' lol
Sideways14a
23-07-2007, 15:37
There are so many shopin' opportunities on this forum today.......:eek:
And the day after............
i believe that was Saturday morning:nod: , though admittedly Friday was a bit of a biggy too.
found an extra mobile in my pocket that morning, as Dunc had mistaken me for someone responsible and left it with me to look after. hadn't a clue where it had come from until he appeared:wack:
JulesS14200
23-07-2007, 15:42
I know i was asleep and when i woke apparently JC was on a 'hit list' lol
Thats the thing, I went to sleep after JC but dont remember it!?
Weird :D
He's my hero :notworthy :wack:I am a leg end :D :wave:
Thats the thing, I went to sleep after JC but dont remember it!?
Weird :D
From what we drank mate i think its pretty normal we have forgotten alot of the weekend :nod: :thumbs:
JulesS14200
23-07-2007, 15:49
From what we drank mate i think its pretty normal we have forgottoen alot of the weekend :nod: :thumbs:
True, who are you again? :wack:
I am a leg end :D :wave:
He's alive! Glad you made it through another year mate :notworthy :thumbs:
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dont know why its gone sideways... must an SX thing
Robbie P
23-07-2007, 16:08
Who was it that had the Jagermister vodka and coke in Dan and Cloudy`s gazebo on sat night? cheers dude that was lovely!!!! i gotta get me some!!
that would be me, was on the jager bull's before hand too:D
i ended up drinking almost the whole bottle of jager myself! was a bit messy in the morning! I'll get my pics that i took up later:thumbs:
McRearout
23-07-2007, 16:40
semi naked pics
My eyes! :eek:
:ghey:
:D
I was bored so made this:
:wack: :D
From what we drank mate i think its pretty normal we have forgotten alot of the weekend :nod: :thumbs:
Indeed! :wack:
True, who are you again? :wack:
PMSL
"Do you know who the f^ck I am"
PMSL
"Do you know who the f^ck I am"
:no: but i do "remember when it was all just fields"...................:p :wack:
Heres the pic I took at my first JAE, way back when.....
http://www.rixane.com/shots/green-fields-3d-screensaver-640-1.jpg
Note the nice weather ;)
Ha ha I was woken up by hearing... "do you know who the **** I am" :wack:
LOL, In all seriousness, I didnt say it first!
the only pic i took of the weekend was dan on saturday morning...
http://www.sxoc.co.uk/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47577&stc=1&d=1185215073
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47576&stc=1&d=1185213737
"bished"
excellent work from ken and chris too.
the only pic i took of the weekend was dan on saturday morning...
http://www.sxoc.co.uk/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47577&stc=1&d=1185215073
LOL! Quality Mate!
Anyone know the best way to host or convert "3GP" files. I have some video of some feckin pissed idiots trying to BBQ half a cow in tent...:D
LOL! Quality Mate!
Anyone know the best way to host or convert "3GP" files. I have some video of some feckin pissed idiots trying to BBQ half a cow in tent...:D
PMSL :D That was funny shit :thumbs:
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47576&stc=1&d=1185213737
"bished"
excellent work from ken and chris too.
piccy no worky!!
It was a great event, really screwed myself over at 1 point. Yeah Doc, saw you on the tent friday night/sat morning and sorry to say, I had to express my interest! Was so funny even as I passed you by from the scooby camp at 5am.
Who was the one taking pics of me 'dancing'?!
Works for me.
Bahh!! it the old .com vs .co.uk thing again:rolleyes:
Heres the pic I took at my first JAE, way back when.....
http://www.rixane.com/shots/green-fields-3d-screensaver-640-1.jpg
Note the nice weather ;)
FPMSL:D
LOL! Quality Mate!
Anyone know the best way to host or convert "3GP" files. I have some video of some feckin pissed idiots trying to BBQ half a cow in tent...:D
Oh no, are there pictures of the meat cooking festival.......
Got some funny footage of Cloudy and his Borat impression too...
How do I host/convert 3gp?
Not sure how to convert them really, but there seems to be some free downloads here that may do the job........
Google video's or photobucket should be able to host them i would have thought.
Got some funny footage of Cloudy and his Borat impression too...
You mean Brokeback? :ghey:
JulesS14200
23-07-2007, 21:56
LOL! Quality Mate!
Anyone know the best way to host or convert "3GP" files. I have some video of some feckin pissed idiots trying to BBQ half a cow in tent...:D
haha, I have some pics of matt asleep after we'd made the effort to cook breakfast for him :D
JulesS14200
23-07-2007, 21:59
that would be me, was on the jager bull's before hand too:D
i ended up drinking almost the whole bottle of jager myself! was a bit messy in the morning! I'll get my pics that i took up later:thumbs:
aha, I remember that car, I have a pic of you after you fell asleep too :wack:
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47581&stc=1&d=1185235920
Bwahahaha, that pics ACE :D
Halfway through the Yard of Ale challenge, giblets realises he's lost his trousers...
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47582&stc=1&d=1185236352
Yard of Ale champion - enjoying the free beer
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47583&stc=1&d=1185236569
Anyone know WHO THEY ARE?
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47584&stc=1&d=1185236635
LOL, nice pics pal :thumbs:
DJ Brokeback ("Have you seen me in pink?")
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47585&stc=1&d=1185236909
Water on the brain
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47586&stc=1&d=1185236974
Grand Master Gash contest
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47587&stc=1&d=1185237595
Working on the bar has its perks
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47588&stc=1&d=1185237595
Lots of pics in public gallery here, attach the worst to this thread!!!
http://www.imagestation.com/album/index.html?id=2089427882
Love that picture of me aka Mr Brokeback:wack:
Fake Ben Taylor
24-07-2007, 11:55
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showpost.php?p=3419429&postcount=20
:wack:
Robbie P
24-07-2007, 12:02
http://s103.photobucket.com/albums/m137/rpettafor/JAE%202007/ (www.s103.photobucket.com/albums/m137/rpettafor/JAE%202007/)
here are my pics/vids
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid225/p72fc31435dd41537efc7948fc477c548/e8722b5f.jpg
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid225/p78c55729dee15105c3dcb06b14d31174/e8722b00.jpg
Some good pics there mate, im getting through em..........
Look, Jules is asleep..................AGAIN :p
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid225/pf82cdf545f92b636f438d0e897a9c3c1/e87224a4.jpg
TheNickos
24-07-2007, 12:48
Look, Jules is asleep..................AGAIN :p
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid225/pf82cdf545f92b636f438d0e897a9c3c1/e87224a4.jpg
That'll be the old age setting in... he recons he's staying in for his next bday.... i say drag him out on the lash!! :nod:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid225/p78c55729dee15105c3dcb06b14d31174/e8722b00.jpg
Who is that guy in the hat???? :confused:
:wack: :D:D:D
Only got a few pics, was too pissed to use the camera most of the time:wack:
Chris practising his balancing act
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/Ken200/JAE005.jpg
And Failing
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/Ken200/JAE006.jpg
Deacon being a mingeback
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/Ken200/JAE010.jpg
And one I had emailed to me :o
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/Ken200/JAE002.jpg
LOL! Quality Mate!
Anyone know the best way to host or convert "3GP" files. I have some video of some feckin pissed idiots trying to BBQ half a cow in tent...:D
You can upload 3gp files straight to youtube;)
JulesS14200
24-07-2007, 12:59
Look, Jules is asleep..................AGAIN :p
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid225/pf82cdf545f92b636f438d0e897a9c3c1/e87224a4.jpg
bastard, I saw that earlier :D
It was the first night/morning that did me in, 18 hours of drinking ruined me :cry:
So what is this police lark then:confused: The suspence is killing me :nod: :eek:
Actual_Ben_Taylor
24-07-2007, 13:14
Anyone know WHO THEY ARE?
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47584&stc=1&d=1185236635
FPMSL!
Matt, open your eyes!!!!
TheNickos
24-07-2007, 13:14
So what is this police lark then:confused: The suspence is killing me :nod: :eek:
indeed! spill!
JulesS14200
24-07-2007, 13:14
Wind up!?
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m137/rpettafor/JAE%202007/JAE2007088.jpg?t=1185280532
BWAHAHAHAHAHAA I remember that!! i went on the rampage with a burnt sausage trying to make everyone eat it or stick it in their ear/nose:D:wack:
Ken was naughty
Wasn't just me, Mark, Parker and Doc got taken away aswell
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/showpost.php?p=3419429&postcount=20
:wack:
LOL:thumbs: not sure about the smoke from the exhaust though:( hope it`s just from idling for ages
FPMSL!
Matt, open your eyes!!!!
They fcukin ARE ya PRICK! :wack:
Wasn't just me, Mark, Parker and Doc got taken away aswell
Ok you were all naughty boys and in need of a good bollocking:whip: :wack:
They fcukin ARE ya PRICK! :wack:
Who the **** are you?!
compare and contrast of Debbie on saturday:
In the afternoon sober:
http://www.sxoc.co.uk/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47590&stc=1&d=1185281482
Later that night, wasted :D
http://www.sxoc.co.uk/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47591&stc=1&d=1185281530
I`m well aware it looks rather dodgy my girlfriend spending most of the time on other people`s laps but when she sits on my lap all i get to see is the back of her head and I like to be able to see what`s going on without getting a dead leg:wack: :D
The1Nick
24-07-2007, 14:03
I want to see some of the smoking tent pics of Saturday night!
sounds interesting...........
Wind up!?
I dont think it was... but you never know! Maybe a cop car came in and they asked to take pics etc etc :p
Some of the events that I remember which made this JAE so enjoyable:
Putting up the marquee in the deluge on Friday just in time for the rain to stop (as predicted by Ken). Big up to everyone who helped :clap:
Returning to my pitch to find my tent missing on Friday not. Thanks Algie :whip: :p
The CarBQ200 and Doc's cooking. So much work went into that behind the scenes :noworthy to all involved.
Sumo wresting, Chris' pool competition and all the other events on Saturday :D
The atmosphere on the stand on Saturday night was awesome. Best single night at JAE for me. The YOA, cocktail bar, Bennettttttttttt's sign, DJ Deathstar etc etc. Thankfully I don't remember Ken's topless dancing (hooray for booze!) :hurl: ENCORE!!!
"Do you know who the fcuk I am?" :noworthy
The Sunday night hardcore :cool: including a trip to the Cop Shop in a panda car (not a confused Chinese one though ;) ), Chris' alarm "mysteriously" going off as he slept in the car
Name changes:
Docwra = SuperWheeze
Deathstar = Mingeback
PaulS13 (IIRC) = N00b
JR_Tuning_Bitch
Cloudy = Brokeback
Sure there's more...
Not being sick all weekend :D
I dont think it was... but you never know! Maybe a cop car came in and they asked to take pics etc etc :p
Three cop cars and a meat wagon turned up. Ken, Docrwa, Mark and I were taken off to the station in them for questioning :o
Was it "friendly" questioning...........
Is homoerotic dancing still illegal in Peterborough? :confused:
Sideways14a
24-07-2007, 14:23
Will someone spill the beans on this "incident" dont make me watch crimewatch next month you buggers..:whip: :whip: :whip:
Purplepower
24-07-2007, 14:48
Who is that guy in the hat???? :confused:
:wack: :D:D:D
More to the point, who's fecking hat was it? :wack:
Was it "friendly" questioning...........
Rumour has it that Ken took a rubber glove up the wrongun "for the team"
Sideways14a
24-07-2007, 14:58
Rumour has it that Ken took a rubber glove up the wrongun "for the team"
Barrymore was there??? :eek: :eek:
GmasterT
24-07-2007, 15:05
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47590&d=1185281482
Jimmy Carr looks well sexy with a beard :wack: :D :D :D
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47590&d=1185281482
Jimmy Carr looks well sexy with a beard :wack: :D :D :D
I thought it was Debbie? :wack: ;)
AshT_200
24-07-2007, 15:13
Sounds like I missed a good weekend, although have to say mine was far from boring:wack:
Rumour has it that Ken took a rubber glove up the wrongun "for the team"
yeah, but that was long before the police arrived:D
PMSL, Kens being taking one for the team for years!!! He may look old but he's actually only 23!!!
Actual_Ben_Taylor
24-07-2007, 15:28
More to the point, who's fecking hat was it? :wack:
That's my hat you muppet!!!
Purplepower
24-07-2007, 15:31
That's my hat you muppet!!!
Well, i'm wearing it in like 8 pictures posted so far :wack:
This weekend's gonna take some beating :nod: :D
GmasterT
24-07-2007, 15:32
Well, i'm wearing it in like 8 pictures posted so far :wack:
This weekend's gonna take some beating :nod: :D
you where stealing all sorts of hats :rolleyes: :D
JulesS14200
24-07-2007, 15:34
you where stealing all sorts of hats :rolleyes: :D
And shorts :cry:
John Bennett
24-07-2007, 15:41
All these matt_S avatars are getting confusing :wack: :D
All these matt_S avatars are getting confusing :wack: :D
Everyone better know who the fcuk I am next year! :wack:
Everyone better know who the fcuk I am next year! :wack:
how??
who the f*ck are u like??
:D :D :D
funny moment of the weekend:-
Me:- Hey Ben
Ben T:- Hi Kev
Me :- Hows it going mate?
Ben T:- Kev, i know u dont know who i am, but im ben taylor mate
Me:- :confused: :confused: Ben iv'e spoke to u at least 3 times toninght and each time iv'e started it by "hi Ben" how could u think i dunno who u are :wack:
:D :D :D
cloudy did have the gayest hat ever :nod:
the hat of justice is now owned by the Celtic+NE alliance while the southern softies sink to last place :D :D
and this is the icing on the cake, when the might of the Celtic alliance crushed the southern softies:-
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid225/p0dfd047a9eff7376e7b34013b95d42a7/e87232b7.jpg
Or more like when i couldnt roll back off of algay :D
playworker
24-07-2007, 16:20
Everyone better know who the fcuk I am next year! :wack:
You better know who the fcuk I am next year :p
GmasterT
24-07-2007, 16:28
I shant go off on important business next year when the events come up, we shall be crowned again!!
Actual_Ben_Taylor
24-07-2007, 16:33
how??
who the f*ck are u like??
:D :D :D
funny moment of the weekend:-
Me:- Hey Ben
Ben T:- Hi Kev
Me :- Hows it going mate?
Ben T:- Kev, i know u dont know who i am, but im ben taylor mate
Me:- :confused: :confused: Ben iv'e spoke to u at least 3 times toninght and each time iv'e started it by "hi Ben" how could u think i dunno who u are :wack:
:D :D :D
Lol!!
I half remember that now! Who the **** am I????
Lol!!
I half remember that now! Who the **** am I????
Dunno mate, just hope no one caught "gay" from that blue drink the bar staff were handing out.................:clap:
WTF is going on with the fuzz being involved??????
Wasn't Matt S in....???:confused:
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47592&stc=1&d=1185292347
:wack:
Danny_Boy85
24-07-2007, 17:14
Looks like a hilarious weekend!
But yes, why did people get taken away by police???
thebigroyboyski
24-07-2007, 17:47
But yes, why did people get taken away by police???
It's all part of the fun when you stay the sunday night :thumbs: I thought they'd be back after the "couple of small fireworks" were set off :wack:
JulesS14200
24-07-2007, 17:52
It's all part of the fun when you stay the sunday night :thumbs: I thought they'd be back after the "couple of small fireworks" were set off :wack:
I was originally gonna stay sunday night, I was quite happily having trippy sleep in the tent when colwell came in about 5 in the afternoon and said, 'ben, jay, matt etc are going home and so am I' Seeing as it was his tent I thought **** it I need my bed :nod:
LOL, so confusing with the names constantly changing :wack:
Edit: I hope mine doesn't get changed...
JulesS14200
24-07-2007, 18:00
LOL, so confusing with the names constantly changing :wack:
Edit: I hope mine doesn't get changed...
Didnt notice till I read that, f11cking c11nts :annoyed: :mad:
that was done in the last 10 minutes :whip:
:nod:
I still don't remember what we all changed our names to on Friday night :wack:
Little Dan, White Flower, Chinwell/Cutwell... what were the others :confused:
oh no, he actual name changing has started................:(
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47590&d=1185281482
Jimmy Carr looks well sexy with a beard :wack: :D :D :D
you cheeky bastard...
I AM NOOT JIMMY CARR!!!!
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THE F*(K I AM?
oh no, he actual name changing has started................:(
Tell me, Gaymaster, Brian Blessed etc. about it :rolleyes:
fpmsl @ "superWeeze" hahahahaha:clap:
This is getting so confusing:wack:
Woooooo!!! 3000 posts!! and it`s only taken me 7 years:wack:
Fake Ben Taylor
24-07-2007, 18:15
there are so many name changes but each one has a hilarious story :D:D:D:D
....just waiting for mine to appear different, i got a picture text reminding me about it last night from a cetain Coalchester resident......:wave:
Matty2Fatty
24-07-2007, 18:46
DON'T YOU KNOW WHO THE F*(K I AM?
Well your name says Jimmy Carr, so guess what I'm going to suggest :p
MOTORSPORT Innit!!!!
Quality ;)
And Jules, you have your own beer mate ;)
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10993247/Queer_Beer___First_European_Gay_Beer.jpg
And yes its an actual beer... WHos birthday is it next so we can try it? ;)
Purplepower
24-07-2007, 18:47
Who are you? :D :D :D
JulesS14200
24-07-2007, 18:48
there are so many name changes but each one has a hilarious story :D:D:D:D
Mine doesnt, it was just Jay being a bender :annoyed: :nod:
Purplepower
24-07-2007, 18:49
Mine doesnt, it was just Jay being a bender :annoyed: :nod:
http://www.colleaguesrugby.com.au/bali2005/images/TourNames/Kanney---Julian%20Clary.jpg
Purplepower
24-07-2007, 18:51
Proof if ever there was that you are infact an uphill gardener :nod:
http://a4.vox.com/6a00c2252bfb258e1d00d09e5f6e9cbe2b-500pi
:D
Sideways Danny
24-07-2007, 18:57
there are so many name changes but each one has a hilarious story :D:D:D:D
:indiff:
there are so many name changes but each one has a hilarious story :D:D:D:D
LOL, I had forgotten most of these! With sig and avatars turned off it aint half confusing! :wack:
And one I had emailed to me :o
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/Ken200/JAE002.jpg
Mark got the van!
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47612&stc=1&d=1185301254
One word: Doz. :nod: :wack:
PMSL Yeah Doz had me in stitches on Friday night,came over to me & started slagging off all the Subaru's parked near us,when I pointed out that one of them was mine he couldn't praise them enough! :D:D:D:D
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47617&stc=1&=1&d=1185302109my brother lee the next morning whilst we was taking the tent down around him.:nod:
I havent got a clue who half of you are anymore with the name changes and stuff!
Thanks to all the North central who took care of me (and sorry to all of those I insulted!!) and JC with a new take on my name :rolleyes: :D I have no idea what I talked to most of you about but I do know I had a laugh!
And thanks to Matt for keeping me awake just as I was going to go to sleep with the infamous DO YOU KNOW WHO THE F*CK I AM?! :wack:
Oh and not sure if he can see this but Playworker, sorry for tipping you off your chair into the mud, but you deserved it :D
Sideways Danny
24-07-2007, 19:51
anyone know anything about a tent jumping incident friday night? :confused:
PMSL Yeah Doz had me in stitches on Friday night,came over to me & started slagging off all the Subaru's parked near us,when I pointed out that one of them was mine he couldn't praise them enough! :D:D:D:D
hhahahaa - I cant remember a thing, but i've heard alot of things that I did which have made me chuckle, that being one of them :D What did I say about scoobies? rofl
Saturday I did feel slightly hung over and didn't drink till I started serving on the cocktail bar. After that it all becomes blurry again :D top marks to the SXOC for a cracking night :sxoc:
anyone know anything about a tent jumping incident friday night? :confused:
Was that Algie's tent? :down:
Fake Ben Taylor
24-07-2007, 20:34
Was that Algie's tent? :down:
yeah it was......he found the bundling funny but when we tried to move him it kinda went wrong:(
think he was ok the next day though he did nearly beat me with an umbrella
check out gaymasters avatar!!
i had NOTHING to do with this ;)
Fake Ben Taylor
24-07-2007, 20:37
bwahahahahahahahaha
I sincerely hope this song was playing very very loudly from the SXOC DJ booth upon the arrival of the old bill :D
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I sincerely hope this song was playing very very loudly from the SXOC DJ booth upon the arrival of the old bill :D
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got that one in mate ;)
lol - I still am trying to work out why the police were there as me and Matt (playworker) left on Sunday morning
Sunday night proved highly entertaining with the arrival of ken's arch nemesis mellon-stu. The fight that kicked off was fairly worrying as mellon stu was getting the better of our good chairman.
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g199/duncan_h_taylor/JAE%202007/Picture048.jpg
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g199/duncan_h_taylor/JAE%202007/Picture049.jpg
All hope was not lost though as gay master t came to his rescue but mellon stu seeming at first to have the upper hand was swiftly cast off into a pit of firey 200sx death
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g199/duncan_h_taylor/JAE%202007/Picture050.jpg
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g199/duncan_h_taylor/JAE%202007/Picture053.jpg
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g199/duncan_h_taylor/JAE%202007/Picture054.jpg
Ahhh it all makes sense now:D
I was on the phone to Algie late sunday night and he said they were trying to set fire to a melon and i was like wtf:confused: :D :D
This name changing is confusing me:wack:
Glad i didnt get mine changed, althogh i can remember Jay(PP) saying that i have a hole throght the middle of me(mint) and he tryed finding it:confused: :D
So pissed off that i wasnt with it more and past out sat night about 10pm and missed loads:cry:
anyone know anything about a tent jumping incident friday night? :confused:
:D was funny, i got asked to join in but refused and got called alsorts for not jumping in.:whip:
Spoke to Algie next day he said it was cool apart from the matter he had eggs in his tent:wack:
This name changing is confusing me:wack:
Glad i didnt get mine changed, althogh i can remember Jay(PP) saying that i have a hole throght the middle of me(mint) and he tryed finding it:confused: :D
So pissed off that i wasnt with it more and past out sat night about 10pm and missed loads:cry:
:D was funny, i got asked to join in but refused and got called alsorts for not jumping in.:whip:
Spoke to Algie next day he said it was cool apart from the matter he had eggs in his tent:wack:
And Milk!!!
A big Algie Dogging Party Ommlete!!1 :wack:
And Milk!!!
A big Algie Dogging Party Ommlete!!1 :wack:
I was going to say milk aswell but didnt think that was that funny untill you put it that way PMSL:D
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47586&d=1185236974
Yeah thanks for that...
Had such a laugh.:sxoc:
It was eggs, flour and water. I was fookin' fuming at the time as I had to get showered to clean the mess up at 5 o'clock in the morning and there was no hot water in the only shower block left open :(
I thought the bundle was hilarious but the tent tipping was well out of order :thumbsdn:
Think the guys involved were just too drunk tbh but the majority of them have apologised and by Saturday I was starting to see the funny side, if it happens again I'll be getting the banning stick out though :nod:
Alg :D
It was eggs, flour and water. I was fookin' fuming at the time as I had to get showered to clean the mess up at 5 o'clock in the morning and there was no hot water in the only shower block left open :(
I thought the bundle was hilarious but the tent tipping was well out of order :thumbsdn:
Think the guys involved were just too drunk tbh but the majority of them have apologised and by Saturday I was starting to see the funny side, if it happens again I'll be getting the banning stick out though :nod:
Alg :D
I was in the scooby camp at the time and heard the comotion from there.
I think you were really just in a bad mood cause stinky winky kicked your soggy ass at sumo. :D
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g199/duncan_h_taylor/JAE%202007/Picture025.jpg
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g199/duncan_h_taylor/JAE%202007/Picture029.jpg
So why exactly did you have flour in your tent Algay :smash:
im annoyed i passed out when the sumo was happening :( would have taken you on aitch.... me without the suit :D
I was observing from a safe distance, but JC kept shouting, "Aitch, bundle!!!" trying to get me in bother :wack:
I think you were really just in a bad mood cause stinky winky kicked your soggy ass at sumo. :D
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g199/duncan_h_taylor/JAE%202007/Picture029.jpg
And you can all :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy MY hairy arse for dreaming up the pool competition :D :D :D
Silly antics...
Chris... hows the finger. :wack:
sorry again mate :eek:
And you can all :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy MY hairy arse for dreaming up the pool competition :D :D :D
it was meant to be your hairy ass going for a swim but you had cunningly dissapeared! :)
I was observing from a safe distance, but JC kept shouting, "Aitch, bundle!!!" trying to get me in bother :wack:
Shame i didnt meet you Aitch, least i dont think i did:confused: wer you there when we wer downing the neet vodka at 5am sat morn:confused: :wack: i think Jay woke the hole of JAE up shouting DOWN IT POLO, DOWN IT, DOWN IT!!!
i did and went strate to bed:hurl:
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g199/duncan_h_taylor/JAE%202007/Picture029.jpg
Big thanks to Stidi for the T shirt too :thumbs: :notworthy
Silly antics...
Chris... hows the finger. :wack:
sorry again mate :eek:Broken :cry: and incredibly painful in work :annoyed:not your fault tho :no: I shouldn't have stuck my hand in the door as you were closing it :wack:
Shame i didnt meet you Aitch, least i dont think i did:confused: wer you there when we wer downing the neet vodka at 5am sat morn:confused: :wack: i think Jay woke the hole of JAE up shouting DOWN IT POLO, DOWN IT, DOWN IT!!!
i did and went strate to bed:hurl:
I was there, but I wouldn't remember you because it is safe to say that by 5am I had consumed rather a large quantity of alcohol on a relatively empty stomach :wack:
Nice to sort of meet you :D
it was meant to be your hairy ass going for a swim but you had cunningly dissapeared! :)Is the word "cunningly" some sort of scotish translation for "intelligent"
the finger is broken?
no fighting for a while o.k? :D
Cheers for the blood donation Chris :hurl:
the finger is broken?
no fighting for a while o.k? :DBroken :nod:
Wish I had been fighting fit just before the police arrived :( :mad: :annoyed:
I had a fantastic weekend, huge thanks to all involved in organising it. Here's a clip from saturday night "Brokeback Borat".
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More to follow...
Broken :nod:
Wish I had been fighting fit just before the police arrived :( :mad: :annoyed:
i wish i was there too help you out in the beatings :mad: if anyone saw how angry i was ( i was shaking) thanks to docs missus and marks missus for calming me down
Cooking half a cow in a sealed gazibo at 2am...
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The rain...
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Clouder_sx
24-07-2007, 22:41
LOL @ this thread.
But i STILL dont know what all the fighting/arresting was about!????
LOL @ this thread.
But i STILL dont know what all the fighting/arresting was about!????
I can't reveal the details as I was not directly involved
Cooking half a cow in a sealed gazibo at 2am...
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HAHAHA the carbon monoxide crew!!! I think me and stidi probably saved your lives you nutters:wack: :D
I can't reveal the details as I was not directly involved
same. :nod:
was funny coz the JAE guy was saying if you are not involved can you please go away, he turned and looked at me and as if to say and that means you and i just said, you are standing outside my tent:wack:
Why "Sick Boy"?
coz you were ill
Hope you guys are feeling better now though!
Fair enough :)
Was just hoping it wasn't because I threw up on Friday night or something else I did that I don't remember :wack:
well i`m guessing that`s why, had nothing to do with me, honest!!:wack:
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g199/duncan_h_taylor/JAE%202007/Picture029.jpg
Big thanks to Stidi for the T shirt too :thumbs: :notworthy
no worries mate ;)
it didn't come out to well but it'll do for now, not quite as tasteful as the dogging one, so it only needed to be worn the once :thumbs:
HAHAHA the carbon monoxide crew!!! I think me and stidi probably saved your lives you nutters:wack: :D
you're not wrong mate, it was really really bad, i honestly think you lost a few more brain cells than you bargained for...
you're not wrong mate, it was really really bad, i honestly think you lost a few more brain cells than you bargained for...
Explains why I don't remember much of it then! Apart from koala flash sexy time.
Shit. Who changed my name b!tch!
Ha ha all these name changes are so funny.
Yeah I did wear a very gay hat :nod: :wack:
Dan I think you mean the Debbie flash.
aww man - sounds amazing. Can't believe I've missed the last 2 years now :(
Col
Ha ha all these name changes are so funny.
Yeah I did wear a very gay hat :nod: :wack:
Dan I think you mean the Debbie flash.
"Wink"
;)
daniel, why walliams???
who is clarey?
Ninja, tent destroyer it is:nod:
unless u can find a better name??
alGAY u c*nt :D
Purplepower
25-07-2007, 16:01
daniel, why walliams???
who is clarey?
Ninja, tent destroyer it is:nod:
unless u can find a better name??
alGAY u c*nt :D
JulesS14200 = Julian Clarey :nod: :thumbs:
manic_mechanic
25-07-2007, 16:02
FPMSL at this thread - I so wish I could have gone!
JulesS14200 = Julian Clarey :nod: :thumbs:
LMAO:wack:
Its all good fun, but Clarey definatly came off worse hahahaha :ghey: :ghey:
I'm sure he'll be very happy with his new name:wack:
Mine hasn't changed... yet lol:wack:
Just noticed mine changed :thumbs:
Just noticed mine changed :thumbs:
I was told you were there but I didnt see you, didnt find out until you had, erm, gone back to your tent ;)
Just noticed mine changed :thumbs:
Lol yeah that`s good one:thumbs:
Is the word "cunningly" some sort of scotish translation for "intelligent"
I dont think a man as drunk as you were could have the word intelligent used in the same sentance to describe your antics. :D
Your immense state of confusion as to why your interior light was flashing on and off and why your alarm kept going off was highly amusing, made even more funny by you asking ken why you couldn't find your keys as he sat pressing the buttons in his pocket. :D
I dont think a man as drunk as you were could have the word intelligent used in the same sentance to describe your antics. :D
Your immense state of confusion as to why your interior light was flashing on and off and why your alarm kept going off was highly amusing, made even more funny by you asking ken why you couldn't find your keys as he sat pressing the buttons in his pocket. :DThe bastard :mad: I will get revenge :nod:
The bastard :mad: I will get revenge :nod:
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D that was so funny
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D that was so funny
my jaw hurt from laughing so much.
i think that was one of the highlights of sunday night :D
i guess you haven't seen a mirror yet then chris?
i guess you haven't seen a mirror yet then chris?
PMSL, Chris doing his short sighted Charles Manson impression
The bastard :mad: I will get revenge :nod:
I cant believe you with the BBQ :D
it was so funny when chris allmost did a "hendrix" :D!!!!
i think that was one of the highlights of sunday night :D
i guess you haven't seen a mirror yet then chris?Why :confused:
TBH the memories are slow in coming back to me :o
i suggest you go and look in the mirror mate...
i suggest you go and look in the mirror mate...I can feel another name change coming up unless I get the info I want :nod: :whip:
I can feel another name change coming up unless I get the info I want :nod: :whip:
let's just say... whilst you were stationary... someone made a spectacle of you?
i've already given away too much... wouldn't want to be caught by the culprit and locked up like charles manson
(i think that's enough hints)
Vengeance WILL be mine :nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :whip: :whip: :whip:
TheNickos
25-07-2007, 20:25
eyebrow shave was it ?
eyebrow shave was it ?
Nah, just some felt pen glasses, swastika ala Charles Manson and a couple of scars:D
Nah, just some felt pen glasses, swastika ala Charles Manson and a couple of scars:DMust of washed off in the rain by the next morning :D
TheNickos
25-07-2007, 20:34
hehe, nice.....
I was almost sick through laughing at Ken in control of Chris' car alarm. I came very close to wetting my pants when Chris stumbled over...
I can't find my keys anywhere :confused: And my alarm keeps going off :confused:
Oh really?
:D
I was almost sick through laughing at Ken in control of Chris' car alarm. I came very close to wetting my pants when Chris stumbled over...
:DThe alarm is set up very very sensitive so it would not surprise me too much if it was going off due to raindrops :wack:
My drunkeness was as usual leg enedery tho :wack:
JulesS14200
25-07-2007, 23:32
Its all good fun, but Clarey definatly came off worse hahahaha :ghey: :ghey:
yeah you fcukers :cry:
yeah you fcukers :cry:
Jules, dont cry mate, just take it like a man....
Oh sorry mate!!!! There i go again with the :ghey: jibes!!! :wack:
ROFLMFAO :D:D:D:D:D
Sideways Danny
26-07-2007, 01:35
daniel, why walliams???
ask Vez and Kuddy
god no, they are north westerners:ghey:
Sideways Danny
26-07-2007, 01:57
god no, they are north westerners:ghey:
pmsl, Vez is from Hertfordshire, about 10 miles from Stevenage actually :ghey: :ghey:
ahh southern fairy, all makes sence now:nod:
Lol I see my name got changed then :wack:
The alarm is set up very very sensitive so it would not surprise me too much if it was going off due to raindrops :wack:
My drunkeness was as usual leg enedery tho :wack:
Ken was just like "Dont worry Chris - the alarm will be fine now, and your keys will have reappeared by tomorrow morning" :D :D
Comedy :D
need to get that video up SW
it's fookin' genius :D
LMFAO @ Ninja SX's namechange
Matty2Fatty
26-07-2007, 11:19
let's just say... whilst you were stationary... someone made a spectacle of you?
i've already given away too much... wouldn't want to be caught by the culprit and locked up like charles manson
(i think that's enough hints)
PMSL :notworthy :D
need to get that video up SW
it's fookin' genius :D
LMFAO @ Ninja SX's namechange
Well it deserved it for being such a pain in the ass to put up, I wasn`t going to take any shit from it when I took it down:whip: :wack: :D
The shame... :o
http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=47679&stc=1&d=1185480397
Note the hot blonde WPC :smitten:
Was the blonde copper hot? :wack:
And you didn't take photos?
http://files.samhart.net/humor/fail.jpg
:D
No cuffs dude, you could have whipped out your camera :D :p
TheNickos
26-07-2007, 22:07
No cuffs dude, you could have whipped out your camera :D :p
Looks like he was about to get done for indescent exposure due to his hand location....... :wack:
I was being arrested ;)
did she give you a cavity search:wack: :D
Parker probably would have turned that down as he likes cowboys.
Please note I turned him down and ran a mile:D
Parker probably would have turned that down as he likes cowboys.
Please note I turned him down and ran a mile:D
yeah, straight to his tent:rolleyes:
yeah, straight to his tent:rolleyes:
No it was your tent:wack:
Famous_Monster
26-07-2007, 22:28
I know now that if i make a fool out of myself at JAE next year my name will be changed :rolleyes:
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