A german and a prostitute

[AndyT]

A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy zex vit you".
"OK"says the girl, "Ill charge 50 an hour".
"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky". So off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four Large bedsprings and a duck caller.
"I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs".
The girl finds this most odd, but complies,fastening the springs to her hands and knees.
"Now you vill get on your hans und knees"
She duly does this, balancing on the springs.
"You vill please blow Zis vistle as I make love to you."
She finds this odd, but figures its harmless, and the guy is paying.
The zex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced,and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say:
"That was totally amazing, what do you call that?"
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"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".

[shadowninja]

Originally posted by AndyT
A German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy zex vit you".
"OK"says the girl, "Ill charge 50 an hour".
"Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".
"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky". So off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four Large bedsprings and a duck caller.


*groan* i knew the punchline as soon as I read this :P

there was another one about 4 springs and a duck knocking around about 13 years ago... something about 3 friends being caught by saddam in the desert and being given a chance to escape. i forget how it goes tho, altho it's once again topical!!

PS thats a lovely colour on your car!

[vega]

LOL :D

[Dave_S]

Groan :rolleyes: :D

Dave

[Ken]

Heard a slightly different version where the punchline was Four Spring Dwarf Technique