Ant
23-01-2003, 09:09
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After lying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "One nil."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Goal, one all!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Goal, two
one!" Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Goal, two all!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out another and says - "Another goal,
three two!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so
he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally
unacceptable
he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he ****s the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the heck wast hat?"
The old man replied,
"Half-time, Switch sides!"
After lying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "One nil."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!"
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Goal, one all!"
After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Goal, two
one!" Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Goal, two all!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out another and says - "Another goal,
three two!"
Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so
he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally
unacceptable
he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he ****s the bed.
The wife looks and says, "What the heck wast hat?"
The old man replied,
"Half-time, Switch sides!"