Simon
16-01-2003, 14:43
> > > >
> > > > A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest,
> > > > "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had
>s*x
> > > > with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
> > > > The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail
> > > > Mary's."
> > > >
> > > > Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two
> > months
> > > > since my last confession. I have had s*x with Fannie Green twice a
>week
> > > > for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is
>"Fannie
> > > > Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
> > > > Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."
> > > >
> > > > The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his
> > sermon
> > > > when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the
> > men's
> > > > eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down
> > in
> > > > front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with
>matching
> > > > shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the
> > woman
> > > > in sits with her legs slightly spread apart.
> > > > The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
> > > > The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies;
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> > > > "No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes."
> > > >
> > > > A man enters the confessional and says to the Irish Priest,
> > > > "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I have had
>s*x
> > > > with Fannie Green every week for the last month."
> > > > The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say 3 Hail
> > > > Mary's."
> > > >
> > > > Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two
> > months
> > > > since my last confession. I have had s*x with Fannie Green twice a
>week
> > > > for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is
>"Fannie
> > > > Green?" "A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
> > > > Very well," says the priest. "Go and say 10 Hail Mary's."
> > > >
> > > > The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his
> > sermon
> > > > when, suddenly a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the
> > men's
> > > > eyes fall upon her, as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down
> > in
> > > > front of the altar. Her dress is green and very short, with
>matching
> > > > shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the
> > woman
> > > > in sits with her legs slightly spread apart.
> > > > The priest turns to the altar boy and asks, "Is that Fannie Green?"
> > > > The altar boy, whose eyes are popping out of his head, replies;
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> > > > "No Father, I think its just the reflection off her shoes."
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