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The_Boy_Mac_2
16-01-2003, 13:48
Made me laugh!!!
http://uk.geocities.com/clivedalepalace/kelly.jpg (http://uk.geocities.com/clivedalepalace/kelly.htm)
Jezz_S13
16-01-2003, 13:49
Muhahahahahahahahahaha. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
http://bagpuss.swan.ac.uk/200sx/kelly.jpg
He has been detained, and it's nothing to do with the Operation Ore thing.
Nathan_200sx
16-01-2003, 14:10
:confused: :confused: :confused: Dime bar:confused: I dont get it, must have my thicko head on today :rolleyes: :(
http://www.marshallsoftware.co.nz/b3ta/matthewk.gif
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
:confused: :confused: :confused: Dime bar:confused: I dont get it, must have my thicko head on today :rolleyes: :(
he's been busted for child porn/possible paedophilia mate
The_Boy_Mac_2
16-01-2003, 14:24
Sorry - the stupid web hosting ran outta bandwith
Has he??? :eek: Feck, another one!! :eek:
dave_s13
16-01-2003, 14:55
And Tonight Mathew I'm going to be...............GARY GLITTER;)
I made that up myself BTW
there really are some sick fcuks out there
Nismo_Freak
16-01-2003, 15:11
Originally posted by arry
there really are some sick fcuks out there
Werd...
Nick_Walczak
16-01-2003, 15:23
Originally posted by arry
there really are some sick fcuks out there
What he said.
I'd rather trust my children to Ozzy Osbourne than to one of these nice as pie TV celeb types. :mad:
Nathan_200sx
16-01-2003, 15:24
Originally posted by arry
he's been busted for child porn/possible paedophilia mate
Bloody hell! there all at it!
I read it's in some connection with Jonathon king just now! anyone see the documentry they did on him last year? didnt show an ounce of remorse for what he'd done. He's one of those bloke's with a realy punchable face:mad:
dave_s13
16-01-2003, 15:26
Originally posted by Nismo_Freak
Werd...
How do you mean??
You may not get Mr Kelly over your way so I'll explain.
He presents a popular Saturday night TV show called "Stars in Their Eyes" where people go on and imitate a big name pop stars.
ITs pretty crap but Mathew Kelly comes over as being an alright kind of guy, he just got arrested on suspicion of kiddy fiddling though.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2663189.stm
:eek:
Nismo_Freak
16-01-2003, 15:26
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
Bloody hell! there all at it!
I read it's in some connection with Jonathon king just now! anyone see the documentry they did on him last year? didnt show an ounce of remorse for what he'd done. He's one of those bloke's with a realy punchable face:mad:
Damn sickos
Matthew Kelly was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Matthew Kelly asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "fcuk the children!"
Matthew Kelly looked around eagerly and said "Do we have time?"
What's the difference between greyhound racing and Matthew Kelly?
The greyhounds wait for the hare.
What is the worst thing about being Matthew Kelly?
You have to go to bed before 7.00
How do you know when it is bedtime at the Kelly residence?
When the big hand touches the small hand
Have you heard about Matthew Kelly's New Book?
It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing
Matthew Kelly is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on his
laptop.
All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his wife storms
through.
She screams, "You fcuking @sshole!" and she heads into the bedroom.
Stunned, Matthew flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom,
wondering, "Now what have I done?"
Inside the bedroom he finds the missus furiously packing a suitcase. He
asks
her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should
leave you, and that you're a pedophile!"
Matthew responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for an 8 year old."
Have you heard? Matthew Kelly has pulled out of Children In Need...
What's the difference between Matthew Kelly and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're thirteen.
Matthew Kelly is off to Florida on holiday this year
He's going to Tampa with the kids.
What was Matthew Kellys defence in court.
He was only kidding.
Matthew Kelly and his wife are in Blockbuster to hire a video for the
evening. Mr. Kelly's missus asks him what he wants to watch. He says "How
about we get Aladdin ?". His girlfriend says........
"Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already."
Apparently Matthew Kelly thought Boyz II Men was a delivery service.
The similarity between Matthew Kelly, Gary Glitter and whisky?
They both come in small tots.
What do you do if Matthew Kelly is drowning?
Throw him a buoy!
Why was Matthew Kelly spotted at Marks & Sparks?
He heard boys pants were half-off!
What did the lady say to Matthew Kelly at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my son"
Matthew Kellys Lawyer is talking to him in the cells at the Old Bailey just after he has been found guilty on 26 charges of pedophilia.
"Alright. You got 4 months but look on the bright side. You'll be out in
time for half term"
look lads - i know this is all in good jest but dont you think these kinda jokes are in particularly bad taste?
I'm sure if it happened to one of your kids you wouldnt be so keen to laff about it
Just my opinion
:eek: :eek: at some of those Nik !
No, Aaron's right.
I found some of those jokes amusing but it's a serious subject :(
Dave
Sorry lads, didn't mean to offend, just passing on some jokes that came through on e-mail. I'll take 'em off if you like.
Nik
dave_s13
16-01-2003, 16:50
.........they're bloomin hilarious:eek: :D :D :D
Very Sick....................
But some are funny, think humour is way we use to defend ourselves from the reality of what a fcuk up world we live in and its full of sick b'stards. Its amazing how it always takes 25 years for these things to come out, but i guess its too distressing for the victims to discuss.
I know it's not a very funny thing to say but what about innocent until proven guilty.
Lets wait to see what a court decides (if it goes to court) before we completely destroy a man's reputation just because the police think he may be guilty of something.
But even he is cleared people will still remember and his career is buggered either way really
Tonight Mathew,
I'm gonna be,
Pete Towsend
Papa Lazarou
16-01-2003, 18:55
Originally posted by Nismo Mark
Very Sick....................
But some are funny, think humour is way we use to defend ourselves from the reality of what a fcuk up world we live in and its full of sick b'stards.
Definately. Jokes go around about everything like this. Besides most of them are re-hashes of Michael Jackson jokes which have been doing the rounds for years ;)
It's Matthew Kelly's first night in prison and his strapping cellmate says 'tonight, Matthew, you're going to be my wife'!:p
gaz.thomas
03-02-2003, 09:57
But even he is cleared people will still remember and his career is buggered either way really
Interesting choice of words:-)
Gaz
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