yeager
14-01-2003, 00:30
A London Investment Banker parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door of the porsche before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Investment Banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Investment Banker starts
screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined.
No matter how long at the body shop it'll simply never be the same again!
" After the Investment Banker finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust and says "Let me guess - your an Investment Banker".
"Correct" says the Banker "but what's that got to do with it - what about my beautiful porsche".
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Investment Bankers are," says the copper. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the Banker.
The policeman replies, "Haven't you realised that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you."
The Banker looks down in absolute horror "F***ING HELL!!!!!! he
screams........ "Where's my Rolex????..."
As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door of the porsche before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Investment Banker grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the Investment Banker starts
screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful black Porsche is ruined.
No matter how long at the body shop it'll simply never be the same again!
" After the Investment Banker finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust and says "Let me guess - your an Investment Banker".
"Correct" says the Banker "but what's that got to do with it - what about my beautiful porsche".
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Investment Bankers are," says the copper. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps the Banker.
The policeman replies, "Haven't you realised that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you."
The Banker looks down in absolute horror "F***ING HELL!!!!!! he
screams........ "Where's my Rolex????..."