StuyMac
10-01-2003, 13:20
The Queen was visiting one of London's
> top hospitals and she
> specified she wanted to see absolutely
> everything. During her tour of the
> floors she passed a room where a male
> patient was w*nking.
> "Oh my", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful,
> what is the meaning of this?"
The Doctor leading the tour explains;
"I am sorry your Majesty, but this man
has a very serious medical
condition and is only following doctors
orders. His body produces too much
semen and his testicles keep overfilling.
Until we can find out exactly
what is causing this problem he's been
instructed to do that at least 5
times a day or there is a danger that
his testicles will explode, and he
would die instantly".
"Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room
where a sexy young nurse was giving
a patient a blow-job "Oh my", said the Queen,
"What's happening in there?" the Doctor replied,
"Same problem, but he's with BUPA".
> top hospitals and she
> specified she wanted to see absolutely
> everything. During her tour of the
> floors she passed a room where a male
> patient was w*nking.
> "Oh my", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful,
> what is the meaning of this?"
The Doctor leading the tour explains;
"I am sorry your Majesty, but this man
has a very serious medical
condition and is only following doctors
orders. His body produces too much
semen and his testicles keep overfilling.
Until we can find out exactly
what is causing this problem he's been
instructed to do that at least 5
times a day or there is a danger that
his testicles will explode, and he
would die instantly".
"Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room
where a sexy young nurse was giving
a patient a blow-job "Oh my", said the Queen,
"What's happening in there?" the Doctor replied,
"Same problem, but he's with BUPA".