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Keith_C
08-01-2003, 11:59
1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
5) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.
7) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8) Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs.
9) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
11) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.
12) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.
13) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.
15) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both.
16) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.
17) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
18) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20) Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.

RichSeal
08-01-2003, 12:04
LOL :D:D

Nathan_200sx
08-01-2003, 13:00
4) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.

Guilty:( :( :(

Dont know about timid but something just switches off even if Im busting,

Jezz_S13
08-01-2003, 13:09
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
Guilty:( :( :(

Dont know about timid but something just switches off even if Im busting,

LOL Stage fright, WTF is that all about. :D:D:D

Dave_S
08-01-2003, 13:10
LOL! Gotta love 18!!!!!11

Yeah me too Nathan,

4 and a 10 :D

Dave

luke 200
08-01-2003, 14:45
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
Guilty:( :( :(

Dont know about timid but something just switches off even if Im busting,

I find ten pints of lager normally cure it.

Or you could take some of that new drug.....Niagra.:D *groan*:o

JB
08-01-2003, 14:47
Originally posted by Keith_C
20) Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.

That'd be Mr Akimoto then :D

Dave_S
08-01-2003, 14:55
Meeeow, saucer of milk for table 4 ! :D

Dave

dunc
08-01-2003, 15:00
I'm guilty of this one:-

11) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.

:o :o

Nismo_Freak
08-01-2003, 15:20
Originally posted by Keith_C

14) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.


:D ... bit of a funny one there...

Tricky-Ricky
08-01-2003, 15:49
You walked right into this one! So tell me Keith just how did you come to put together this list??
:eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :D :D :D
sorry coulden't resist!:p

StuyMac
08-01-2003, 15:56
Originally posted by Tricky-Ricky
You walked right into this one! So tell me Keith just how did you come to put together this list??
:eek: :eek: :rolleyes: :D :D :D
sorry coulden't resist!:p

I wanted to ask that, but wasnt brave enough :( ;) :D :D

Tricky-Ricky
08-01-2003, 16:05
So if i vanish from this BB without trace!:eek: i know he did'nt like it!!:eek: :rolleyes: :p :D :D

Keith_C
08-01-2003, 16:23
:p

It was emailed to me - honest!

golders
08-01-2003, 22:04
Do any of you find that: for example - your cleaning the car, then you desperatley need a P*SS (bladder feels fuller than lake garda). You run into house, up stairs, onto the john and suddenly your not that desperate anymore and only manage a small amount.

or is it just me?

Kev
09-01-2003, 03:30
Originally posted by Dave_S
Meeeow, saucer of milk for table 4 ! :D

Dave

PML!!!

Id admit to being guilty of 8 and 10, im easily bored:rolleyes: :o :D

Leon
09-01-2003, 22:46
even i'm concerned by this thread...

Chris_Lacey
09-01-2003, 22:55
I'm a 8,10 and 11 :)