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Vipers
07-01-2003, 14:55
"guy walks upto the bartender and says:

guy "i bet you $200 that i could piss, into that glass over there"

we are talking about a glass thats at least 10ft away

bartender "so your saying u want to bet me $200 that u can piss into that glass way over there"

guy "thats right"

bartender "you've got your self a deal"

the guy stands there, looking at the glass, then takes out his thing, hes looking at the glass, dick glass dick glass, ppsssshhhhttttt. he lets it rip he's pissing everywhere he's pissing on the floor on the tables on the customers psssht psssht on the bar pssshht on the phone on the bartender pssht psssht he's pissing every where except the fcuking glass.

the bar tender is laughing his fcucking head off, and looks at the guy and says

bartyender " youn owe me $200 putah"

guy "hold on a sec"

the guy walks back over to the corner of the pub to a a group of guys around the pool table and looks reall dodgy

the guy comes back with a wad of cash and says
guy "here you go " slaps $200 on the bar

bartender "what the fcuk you smiling for u just lost $200"

guy " well i bet those guys in the corner there $500 a piece that i could piss in your bar on your clothes on the phone and on you, and nopt olny you WONT be mad about it, u'd be HAPPY"

hehehe thats some funny sh1t ahey hahaha"

so who thinks they've got it then, who says it and what film??

Mark
07-01-2003, 14:59
Bugger i know this but just cant think. :mad: :mad: :(

Chris_Lacey
07-01-2003, 15:01
Desperado,

Antonio Banderas, Steve buscemi, and that bit is a walk on part by Quentin Tarentino.

I love that film :)

Jeff
07-01-2003, 15:03
Originally posted by Chris_Lacey
I love Selma Hayek

:D And who could blame you mate ;)

Chris_Lacey
07-01-2003, 15:06
Yup, she gets everything out in that film :) :D

Vipers
11-01-2003, 11:14
but she has a myseriously disapearing nipple!???

oh and ur correct

Daniel san
11-01-2003, 19:20
Got it after the second line dude, class, pure class:)

Algie
11-01-2003, 19:25
Best scene she ever did was the snake thing in 'Dusk 'til Dawn' another top film:D

Alg;)

Wak
12-01-2003, 13:05
Originally posted by Algie
Best scene she ever did was the snake thing in 'Dusk 'til Dawn' another top film:D

Alg;)

Oh yes!