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Chimp
24-05-2001, 12:02
http://freespace.virgin.net/raving.loony/manif2001.htm

The online manifest of the monster raving loony party, if this is genuine, i might even vote this time.

*extract*

"Down in the south of Britain there is invariably a water ban during the three weeks of sunshine. To the north of Britain there is a Loch which purports to hold an unknown (or possibly known) animal. We'll drain the Loch ... pipe the water down ... two mysteries solved!"

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Chimp
24-05-2001, 12:04
thse people are on drugs, and not just soft stuff either...

*extract*

"We'll introduce fruit machines where you put a lemon in the slot to try and line up three of the same coinage, in order to win more lemons."

Decision made, im voting.

Bean
24-05-2001, 12:49
Brilliant!

They're official HQ is in a Pub just down the road from me!!!