View Full Version : and, Mr Akimoto...IS INDEED NONE OTHER THAN...........
anybody know?? coz its driving me up the wall........i reckon its that iian bloke.........
who cares ??? just ignore the twat
Maybe it's Denzo (http://www.japanesemotorsport.com.au/denzo180sx.html) ;)
Aussie proxy server address showing, Denzo's in ausland ... well maybe not but it would be cool
as in denzo from japanesemotorsport. thats quite a nice car hes got
Honorable Ten-man-san couldn't care less cos the Honorable Mr Akimoto Makes much laughter....
I actually find him quite amusing, as long as he's not causing trouble in other threads.
Dave
Word on the street has it that he's a regular user of this bb from the UK and he just signs in as a different name for a laugh.
YODI
Hated him at first but he makes me laugh now :D
I reckon it's AndyF :D:D
Papa Lazarou
29-12-2002, 12:39
Originally posted by YODI
Word on the street has it that he's a regular user of this bb from the UK and he just signs in as a different name for a laugh.
YODI
Who has access to a red S14 and scaffolding poles.... Hmm who could it be?
shadowninja
29-12-2002, 14:43
maybe its more than one person...
Originally posted by shadowninja
maybe its more than one person...
Certainly seems much funnier and less insulting than he was when he first showed up......
recent threads have had me in bits :D
Nathan_200sx
29-12-2002, 16:04
Im sure its no one of here, mr akimoto goes back quite a while on other boards. I've searched and found him on rx7 board in the US amougnst others. on that he states he's from richmond I think but thats probably not true. also the plates on the red s14 where white, I cant quite see the font but maybee our Oz and US friends could veryify if they are from there country.
I think he's funny too, he seems to have a typicley British sence of humour though. Anyone emigrated recently?
question for mr Akimoto, are we limies or pommies?:rolleyes: ;) :D
i hope its some jonny foreigner, he cracks me up. Sometimes though, i want him to be mycroft, to really crack me up :D
Paul_S13
29-12-2002, 18:40
From what i've heard he connects to the BB though an Aussie ISP......
Only clues I've come across are the rear
number plate being square, and a bag of
very non british looking, crisp like snacks
under the bonnet - look kinda japanese ?
so my conclusion, he's not from here :)
I find the posts hilarious generally, and
unless you happen to be a scooby driver
or gay, haven't seen much to offend
anyone :D
Mr Akimoto
30-12-2002, 07:23
Mr Akimoto is worldwide.
Due to Maximillion acting childish and causing trouble at Paki Chat (www.paki.com/voicechat) Mr Akimoto has no option but to route through foreign proxy servers to hide his identity. Paki people are not peaceful fellows, and they are out to get Maximillion with a vengeance.
It is true Mr Akimoto has had a bad experience with a paki woman which left his teeth bristling with long hairs, but he holds no hard feelings for these dirty smelly people, as when he is in a new city they get him where he needs to be via their PAXI.
Mr Akimoto is worldwide, and he would very much like to reveal his origin. Many people on this board have been in Mr Akimoto's home, bathed with maximillion and been in his 'Worlds Fastest 200SX' but the fact is the paki's are controlling his life, they are a ravenous bunch trying to ping his connection 24/7 for many many years.
The Paki's want justice, and the tribe has spoken.
Mr Akimoto is worldwide, but cannot wait til the next TSC!
HoLLa
Originally posted by JB
Hated him at first but he makes me laugh now :D
I reckon it's AndyF :D:D
As long as someone doesn't come up with the bright idea that it's me (:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ) I'll be happy...
Remember a year or so back that bird who was supposed to be me? I'd rather not......
Originally posted by Mr Akimoto
Mr Akimoto is worldwide, but cannot wait til the next TSC!
HoLLa
I'm looking forward to the chance to flay him with his own trachea and tonsils, don't know about any of you...
Originally posted by Starionman
I'm looking forward to the chance to flay him with his own trachea and tonsils, don't know about any of you...
Mmmmm......there's nothing quite like a good flaying!:D
Daniel san
30-12-2002, 12:36
Mr Akimoto's been around on this BB for ages and is a "regular" member, all be it usually as someone else;)
Originally posted by Dan_BlitzedS14
Mr Akimoto's been around on this BB for ages and is a "regular" member, all be it usually as someone else;)
Ah, so it IS Ripper then :D
Originally posted by JB
Ah, so it IS Ripper then :D
Oh, God........:rolleyes:
Actually, I think it's JB; notice how he started his sentence 'Ah, so'.
Sounds pretty Jap to me!;)
Nathan_200sx
30-12-2002, 15:10
well there's these
from indolink.com
Posted by Mr Akimoto on July 24, 2000 at 12:57:38:
In Reply to: Amazing quotes- hypocrisy of the West (4) posted by Mahmud on July 23, 2000 at 21:35:32:
All enemies of the US of A must die. Many of you sound like enemies of America. Mr Akimoto loves America as much, if not more, than his native country.
Mr Akimoto hopes all enemies of America die. He doesn't care what their age, gender, or creed it. A strong America means a rich Mr Akimoto. Don't any of you ever mistake the good natured and tolerant attitude of Americans for weakness. We will crush anyone who f's with us.
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This one Im sure isnt him but it would be funny if it was .
Mr. Akimoto, who has lived in Hawai‘i for the last 12 years and who is the father of a 10-year-old boy, attended a parents’ day meeting at his son’s school. When the teacher praised his son, Mr. Akimoto started criticizing the boy, referring to his poor time management, his failure to study enough, and other flaws. He didn’t stop it until he saw that the teacher was mystified by what he was saying.
and from the rx7 board
Mr Akimoto Member Since: 04/11/2001
My Picture
http://forums.off-topic.net/avatar.php?userid=7761&dateline=993917054
Click image for full pic
My Contact Info
Email Address: Mr_Akimoto@hotmail.com
Links
Homepage: http://hotbabes.com
Cool Links: No link specified...
Basics
User Name: Mr Akimoto
Location: Newport RI
Total Posts: 98
More About Me
Favorite Quote: Bon Vivant and Connoisseur of all the finest things life has to offer: Good wiskey, beautiful women, lavish life style, the Blues, and expensive cars
Sounds like our man
could this be him ;):D:D:D
http://www.worldrecordguy.com/akimotophoto.jpg
Mr Akimoto wishes to say hello to all of his good new friends at the RX7City Forum. Mr Akimoto will help all of you to become healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Mr Akimoto knows everything, and he will dispense his enormous knowledge about everything under the sun to all of you. For now, he must go have two hours of hot sex with Ms Bambi.
Ciao!
I'm filthy rich, I'm handsome, I only have sex with beautiful American white women, and I own:
And take a look at this for a post :eek:akimoto (http://www.rx7city.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=501&FORUM_ID=1&CAT_ID=1&Topic_Title=How+Mr+Akimoto+got+his+Midget%21&Forum_Title=THE+HANGOUT%21)
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
whiskey
Hmmm american spelling - a giveaway? Nismo_Freak perhaps?
Nah,
Akimoto san registered in March this year, Nismo_Freak registered in August (I Think)
Dave
A golden plaque inlaid with diamonds, sapphires, and rubies was prominently displayed on the dash saying, "This is the finest Toyota ever made by the Toyota Motor Company for the greatest man of the twentieth century, Mr Akimoto."
Mr Akimoto never fails to make me LMAO :D
Mr Akimoto
30-12-2002, 23:46
The Mr Akimoto on RX7city is the western Akimoto.
Mr Akimoto has no relation to Mr Akimoto in Nth America.
Mr Akimoto is tired, and receiving sponge bath from Maximillion.
cmon Dan, put us out of our misery!!
My thoughts are:-
Dave Refault (unlikely, but he hasnt posted uin aggges)
Nathan 200 cos he always posts on these threads....
Stuy69 cos he hasnt posted in a while
Andyf, cos it seems likle his kind of warped humor.
Kev
Originally posted by Kevs 200sx
cmon Dan, put us out of our misery!!
My thoughts are:-
Dave Refault (unlikely, but he hasnt posted uin aggges)
Nathan 200 cos he always posts on these threads....
Stuy69 cos he hasnt posted in a while
Andyf, cos it seems likle his kind of warped humor.
Kev
It's not me, I use my work's proxy server, not an aussie internet one
nah, sorry kev, it aint foggy........
Daniel san
31-12-2002, 10:10
Sorry guys, as long as he doesn't step outta line, his secret's safe with me!
C'mon - he's blatently in the IT industry, if he can do things like rerouting via proxy servers, right? AND he's got a red s14. AND it seems to me like a British sensayumour, although I may well be wrong, and find that (say) an American has developed irony :eek: :D
And is this (http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/akimoto_industries/vwp?.dir=/Mr-Akimoto&.dnm=Akimoto+Industries+Front+Mount.jpg&.src=ph&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/akimoto_industries/vwp%3f.dir=/Mr-Akimoto%26.dnm=Akimoto%2bIndustries%2bTop%2bMount2 .jpg%26.src=ph) not a British spec plate?
And standard alloys? (http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/akimoto_industries/vwp?.dir=/Mr-Akimoto&.dnm=Akimoto-Spec-108octane-Booster.jpg&.src=ph&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/akimoto_industries/vwp%3f.dir=/Mr-Akimoto%26.dnm=Akimoto%2bIndustries%2bFrontMount2. jpg%26.src=ph)
Can't match too many people...
Is it ONE OF THE MODERATORS!??? :eek:
Nathan_200sx
31-12-2002, 11:23
Snot me either, plus I use at least 5 proxy servers when eeerrm I dont want to be found, even though it's dog slow. so dan wouldnt have found me out :p if it was me that is, which it ISNT.
Nathan_200sx
31-12-2002, 11:26
Originally posted by Tombs
C'mon - he's blatently in the IT industry, if he can do things like rerouting via proxy servers, right?
Easy as this https://proxy.magusnet.com/-_-http://yahoo.co.uk
It very slow that one but its 128 bit encrypted as well, general rule is to proxy through at least one 3rd world country where the admins will be to lazy to trace anything ;)
Mr.Default, perhaps......?:eek:
Nathan_200sx
31-12-2002, 11:47
Originally posted by Ripper
Mr.Default, perhaps......?:eek:
Nahh I dont think its dave. Im not convinced it's someone off here either. His style of typing doesnt realy match anyone. I think he's real;)
I've got a sneaking suspicion it's StuyMac, not sure why right now.
Dave
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
His style of typing doesnt realy match anyone. I think he's real;)
It's FATHER CHRISTMAS????!?!???:eek:
damnit i am starting to find him funny now :mad: :mad:
and i can see that if his identity was made public it would ruin the whole effect
so should we respect his anonimity ( serious spelling error )
Originally posted by carnut
anonimity ( serious spelling error )
No - looks ok to me......
Originally posted by Ripper
No - looks ko to me......
im bored!!!!!!!!:p
Nathan_200sx
31-12-2002, 12:46
Originally posted by carnut
im bored!!!!!!!!:p
Same here, spose Id better drag my arse away from this computer and do the stock take I was supposed to do in september:(
Originally posted by Mr Akimoto
Mr Akimoto is tired, and receiving sponge bath from Maximillion.
repressed homosexuality... that explains a lot...
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
His style of typing doesnt realy match anyone. I think he's real;)
I beg to disagree...
More than anything else, if you compare the syntax on the links you posted and his messages here, it changes.
Plus the syntax isn't constant on this forum either. That suggests that it is someone putting it on, rather than someone who really speaks in that manner.
Anyway, it is easy for one to to change the method by which one communicates, in respect to and not withstanding the modifications of vocalisation and non-vocalised communication.
Innit?
Originally posted by Starionman
repressed homosexuality... that explains a lot...
:D :D :D :D :D :D
What was that womans name again Ripper?
Originally posted by Starionman
What was that womans name again Ripper?
Catherine (:rolleyes: )
There were a load of threads bouncing about at the time.
I've just looked at one thread called 'Catherine' that was started by Jez.
The whole atmosphere about that thread was is she so-and-so or such-and-such etc......
This is like the same thing all over again........:p
Oh yes... I remember now...
Nathan_200sx
31-12-2002, 15:46
Originally posted by Starionman
I beg to disagree...
More than anything else, if you compare the syntax on the links you posted and his messages here, it changes.
Plus the syntax isn't constant on this forum either. That suggests that it is someone putting it on, rather than someone who really speaks in that manner.
Anyway, it is easy for one to to change the method by which one communicates, in respect to and not withstanding the modifications of vocalisation and non-vocalised communication.
Innit?
Ahh but theres always a constant, things like your 3 ... above and you can spell big words. people often have a subconsiouse (spelt wrong I suppose) habit that they dont even know about let alone be able to alter.
question for the ever so honourable mr akimoto san.
do you have any rather expensive gold fish??????
Just browsing on the MLR board here (http://www.lancerregister.com/mlr-main.html) and happened to notice mycroft's sig on the thread "getting rid of 7 - what can I replace it with?"
bottom of page 5
"Mr Akimoto
Just Custard
Mycroft
V-bird
The Devil
Who the hell are these guys?
Answer...'Don't ask you will feel the worse for knowing."
Do I win a prize? ;)
If Dan knows who it is, and it's Iain, why wouldn't Dan have carried on the block?
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
Ahh but theres always a constant, things like your 3 ... above and you can spell big words. people often have a subconsiouse (spelt wrong I suppose) habit that they dont even know about let alone be able to alter.
My 3?
who what? or am i being fick?
Mr Akimoto
01-01-2003, 11:56
Mr Akimoto, the most respected citizen of Shinseido is being bombarded by emails from fellow SXOC members. He requests that you stop asking him who he is.
Mr Akimoto is real, and believe it or not, he lives the life the average 200SX owner only dreams of. Jealousy is not healthy, Mr Akimoto knows many veterinarians which can help you all.
Mr Akimoto has sex 900 times a year each with different women, he is not bitter about your jealousy. He is after all, the worlds most elligible bachelor.
Mr Akimoto finds oriental women unnatractive, he only sleeps with white women.
Ciao.
Originally posted by Mr Akimoto
Mr Akimoto only dreams of sex 900 times a year each with different women, Ciao.
I thought that was what u said :D :D :D :D
Well if its dead easy to change ur ip to ausi then it can be anyone.
Jibs says it aint Andy, Andy reckons it aint Iain (got to agree, for same reasons as Andy).
I reckon it would have to be a regular poster, and probably someone who posts on these threads alot also(or never at all)...............
Nathan ur still my main suspect, but then again.. Paul_s13..... Stuymac....... Steve C??? (nah) Jezz_s13 (uve been quiet lately, but i dont reckon its ur kind of humor)
Dark in the Stab, re-arrange!!
That ain't a British coke bottle either :rolleyes:
PhilMorrison
01-01-2003, 16:45
He is Australian
PhilMorrison
01-01-2003, 17:26
Hmmmm, the was it you section seems to think different.
tim rome
01-01-2003, 17:36
if he is in britain he has got an import motor me thinks
It's definitely an Aussie plate on the car .. plate (http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/akimoto_industries/vwp?.dir=/Mr-Akimoto&.dnm=AkiMOTION+WHEELIE+BARS2.jpg&.src=ph&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/bc/akimoto_industries/vwp%3f.dir=/Mr-Akimoto%26.dnm=AkiMOTION%2bWHEELIE%2bBARS1.jpg%26. src=ph) .. there is NSW (New South Wales) down the left hand side of the plate. There is also an Aberdeen in NSW (post in Was it you).
Or of course the person in question is going to very long lengths to make us think he is from Oz.
Originally posted by tim rome
if he is in britain he has got an import motor me thinks
And import food
Originally posted by Starionman
And import food
Yes Nongshim neoguri is from Korea ;)
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