Ripper
23-12-2002, 09:25
Subject: FW: BMW drivers
This is so true!!!
>
> Tale from a BMW Driver.
> > The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my
> > motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
> > First off, I couldn't Believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow
> > down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a
> > barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway
> (the
> > driver of the car behind me did realize his mistake though and honked an
> > apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)!
> >
> > Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW
> > lane (why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for
> BMW
> > drivers only?).
> >
> > Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 176 km/h enjoying
> > the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an
> > inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my
> > motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 120 km/h. Naturally, I got to
> > within a
> > foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he
> > shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.
> >
> > Of course, once he realized it was a BMW behind him, he did just that,
> > but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind
> me!
> He
> > also tried to keep up with me and when he realized I would out-run him (because it wasn't a RWD Japanese car),
> he
> > put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the
> hard
> > shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
> >
> > Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man
> > gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car
> goes
> > fast!
> > Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I
> > had to go to court and show them. The man also said if I carried on like
> > this
> > they would take my drivers license away! Can you imagine no need for a
> > drivers license?
> >
> > See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a
> > BMW!
> >
> > BMW Driver
>
This is so true!!!
>
> Tale from a BMW Driver.
> > The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my
> > motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.
> > First off, I couldn't Believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow
> > down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a
> > barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway
> (the
> > driver of the car behind me did realize his mistake though and honked an
> > apology to me with a long blast of his horn.)!
> >
> > Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW
> > lane (why do underlings use this lane? Surely everyone knows it is for
> BMW
> > drivers only?).
> >
> > Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 176 km/h enjoying
> > the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an
> > inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my
> > motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 120 km/h. Naturally, I got to
> > within a
> > foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he
> > shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way.
> >
> > Of course, once he realized it was a BMW behind him, he did just that,
> > but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind
> me!
> He
> > also tried to keep up with me and when he realized I would out-run him (because it wasn't a RWD Japanese car),
> he
> > put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the
> hard
> > shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car.
> >
> > Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man
> > gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car
> goes
> > fast!
> > Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I
> > had to go to court and show them. The man also said if I carried on like
> > this
> > they would take my drivers license away! Can you imagine no need for a
> > drivers license?
> >
> > See, now THAT's the sort of respect you get when you buy and drive a
> > BMW!
> >
> > BMW Driver
>