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[tim rome]

CORPORATE LESSON 2
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> > A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road,
> > he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in
> > and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a lovely
> > leg.
> > The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling
> > the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him
> > and immediately said, "Father,remember psalm 129?" The priest was
> > flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his
> > hand.
> > However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
> >
> > Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg .
> > Again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once
again
> > the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
> > Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful
> > glance and went on her way.
> >
> > On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a
> > bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said,
> >
> > "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
> >
> > MORAL OF THE STORY
> > Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great
> > opportunity
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[Pauly_Boy]

I don't think i'll ever get any ladies saying that in my line of work!