joke 1

[tim rome]

CORPORATE LESSON 1
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> > A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
> > her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over
> > which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife
> > gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.
> >
> > When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door
> > neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says,"I'll give you 800 pounds
to
> > drop that
> > towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops
> > her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob
> > hands her 800 pounds and leaves.
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> >
> > Confused,but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back
> > up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the
> > bathroom, her husband asks from the shower "Who was that?" "It was
> > Bob the next door neighbour," she replies. "Great," the husband says,
> > "did
> > he say anything about the 800 pounds he owes me?"
> >
> > MORAL OF THE STORY
> >
> > If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk
> > in time with your stake holders, you may be in a position to prevent
> > avoidable exposure .
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