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Computer games tester into Racing Driver !!!:eek:
NOW!
OMG the bloke who's doing it is a right nob :mad:
he's a fcuking pretentious ****er!
Dave
I hope he royally fuks it up. What a waste :rolleyes:
what a fooking tw@t. I'd have killed to get 4 weeks race driving training!! :mad: :mad: :eek:
Tricky-Ricky
04-12-2002, 22:12
What a prat! excuses for everything!
Friggin'ell ! Words fail me :eek:
What a T. O. S. S. E. R. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Wow!:eek:
He was a TOTAL tool! It did make good TV tho coz you REALLY wanted him to wipe out in a big way to bring him back down to earth. I can't believe he had all that knowledge and experience being offered to him and he thought they were all talking out there asses. The final interview was hilarious!!! Where can I buy some "PRE-BAKED TYRES!!?"
I'm surprised they kept a straight face!!!
Filmidget
04-12-2002, 23:11
That's why I wasn't very good at the karting last weekend...
I forgot to pre-bake my tyres...
I could perhaps understand if he hadn't been able to master the driving, but to fcuk up the interview 'cos he couldn't even be bothered to learn a few basics :rolleyes: :mad:
And as to his performance in Monaco... clever editing or not, he was still acting a complete twat! Would you have got drunk at that meal?
Then again I would have preferred to stay lapping Rockingham in a single seater all day, than to go meet Coultard, to be honest.
Cheers, Phil
How that American tennis player did not punch the snivelling little sh1t straight in the face amazed me!
mambastu
04-12-2002, 23:16
What an arrogant ******** and what a waste. :rolleyes:
a big waste - in all the other faking it progs I've seen, the person giving it a go really worked hard and managed to fool the judges. Im glad he didn't do it....
Originally posted by Jez
... Im glad he didn't do it....
Here Here!
Aargh :mad:
I had to laugh when he met coulthard, I probably would have asked him if he was designated driver, taking me To Eddie Ervines pad, to be shown round by a proper drvier!!
What a tool, jesus.
"Your weekends been a bit dissapointing really hasnt it?"
was the question, simple answer would have been:
"yeah, the car had a missfire during practice so I couldnt maximise its full potential, and as a result it took me a couple of laps to settle into a rythum during the race"
BUT NO,
"The water bottle cap came lose and splashed over the electrics, you know when it gets hot it can pop over some threads"
but the best one after someone gave him a trick bit of advice about driving:
"Ill bear that technique in mind next time I go out"
WHAT A TOOL!
I can't remember the last time I've wanted someone to fail so spectacularly badly. There are thousands of people in this country who would kill for that experience. I agree, the TV company got it right, they picked the biggest, most arrogant knob they could find, gifted him the opportunity of a lifetime, and he was too stuffed up his own ass to realise it!
The interview was side splittingly funny. I can't wait to see Tony Jardine on ITV F1 next year talking to Jim Rosenthal about Schumachers Pre-Baked tyres making the difference... The only reason the 3rd judge didn't go for him was that he was so spectacularly bad, he couldn't believe it!
What about the guy he overtook in the race? He'll be flat hunting with John Leslie this morning...
Words fail me, even 4 letter ones :rolleyes:
shadowninja
05-12-2002, 12:04
a WASTED opportunity. to think, if he'd shut the fvck up and did what he was told, he might well be a professional racing driver now with a sponsorship package :rolleyes:
maybe the last laugh's on him tho... i reckon he's not a games tester... he is really the owner of codemasters or something and has so much money he doesn't give a t0ss!!! :D
Still_looking
05-12-2002, 13:24
PHIL DEAN + FAKING IT...
Just incase he,PHIL DEAN + FAKING IT ..decides to do an internet search to find out all about the praise that he, PHIL DEAN + FAKING IT .. should so rightly deserve for such an outstanding performance after listening so intensly to the people who knew best..ar#e. :rolleyes:
Is this post a good idea?
LOL!
Good idea :D
EDIT: On second thoughts, this is PHP, it prolly won't be able to search the dbase.
Dave
luke 200
05-12-2002, 13:53
The guy was such a d1ck, couldn't believe it.
Such a waste.
Will Taylor
05-12-2002, 14:05
That was sooo funny :D
LMAO when at the end, the best thing any of the mentors could say was "he's such a little tw@t" :D:D:D
'Twas also hilarious when he started mouthing off Mycroft style at the interview, and the mentors spent about 5 minutes calling him a t0sser in the next room, ROTFL
Classic quotes: :rolleyes:
"I'll just breeze the driving..." :rolleyes:
"He doesn't even look like a tennis player"
"...Pre baked tyres..." :wtf?:
"You expect me to have an off??!?!!" - arrogant ****!
"For someone like me to go out and win a race will show them how easy it is" (or words to that effect... what a ***** ******** ***** *** tw*t!)
"I want to be a professional racing driver after this"... Not without knowing how to drive you won't, little boy! :rolleyes:
And the classic mentors comments...
"F*ck me, he's back!"
I certainly would not presume to be able to go out and win a race after 4 weeks training! I'd be happy to just finish! What makes that arrogant **** think he can drive a racing car with people who have been doing it for years???!!! :mad: Too much Playstation driving sims for that man!
What a waste :(
shadowninja
05-12-2002, 16:53
hehe
does anyone know which games he has worked on? V-Rally perhaps? Burn Out? Grand Theft Auto (1!!)? :snigger:
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