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Nathan_200sx
27-11-2002, 13:12
I saved the life of a poor ickle squirrel in one of the bins at work last night. It had fallen from a tree into a 6ft high bin 1/4 full of water and was screaming its little fluffy heart out. I dashed over and turned the bin on its side and all the water poured out but it didnt, so I kicked the bottom of the bin and it shot out. I went out at lunch time to find a little pile of nuts beside my car, I think mr squirrel was thanking me for saving him.
Ironic realy as 8 years ago I used to shoot the vermin:D
SteveCarter200
27-11-2002, 13:18
"Nathan Roberts, friend to fluffy animals"

Not something I ever expected to hear.:D:D
Jezz_S13
27-11-2002, 13:18
Squirrels are vermin, but they really are very very cute. :)
He'll have buried them in one of your tyres when you get back. :)
dave_s13
27-11-2002, 13:34
Ever considered it mght have been trying to commit suicide (or would that be squiricide) due to all his brothers and sisters being shot dead by some uncaring b@stard with an air rifle??
Be wary od revenge attacks, It'll be gnawing through your brake lines as I type.

:D
Nathan_200sx
27-11-2002, 13:36
Originally posted by SteveCarter200
"Nathan Roberts, friend to fluffy animals"

Not something I ever expected to hear.:D:D

I like animals, it people that get on my tits in especial big crowds, supermarkets and shops, especialy this time of the year :mad: I want a shopping trolly with rotating blades on the front, then I can just carve through them. The chances of my arrest have become much less since tesco's went on line though ;)
Nathan_200sx
27-11-2002, 13:44
Originally posted by Jezz_S13
Squirrels are vermin, but they really are very very cute. :)

Yup they are but only if there in the wrong place same as rats realy. Some bastid put aload of rat poison at the bottom of the car park which is next to some woods. FFS dont kill the poor little criters when they arnt a problem and in there natural habitat. needless to say the poison keeps going missing:rolleyes:
Dave_S
27-11-2002, 13:44
OH god, don't get me started on this !!! lol

Tescos. Full of old people walking at 3mph blocking the exit because "they have nowhere interesting to go" so they do it ****ing slowly. You might not have anywhere to go but I bloody do, GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

Worst thing.

Me "Hello"
Till person "Hello"
Till persom "Would you like any help with your packing"
Me "No thanks, Im fine"

Till person now has some sort of competition going to cane things through the tills as fast as possible so I can't pack them!!! they then look at you with a sort of "you should have said yes, you're crap aren't you" look :rolleyes: :D

Dave
Jezz_S13
27-11-2002, 13:47
Originally posted by Dave_S

Till person now has some sort of competition going to cane things through the tills as fast as possible so I can't pack them!!! they then look at you with a sort of "you should have said yes, you're crap aren't you" look :rolleyes: :D

Dave

LOL, time to get a girl/boy friend to help, and pref pay dave.. :):D:D
Dave_S
27-11-2002, 13:48
lol Jezz :)

That WAS with my girlfriend as well!!! helping that is ;)

Dave
Jezz_S13
27-11-2002, 13:51
Oppps sorry, ignore the boy bit then, infact ignore allof it. :D:D

Back to squirrels, mmm cute little faces. :)
Jeff
27-11-2002, 14:05
Originally posted by Dave_S
Till person now has some sort of competition going to cane things through the tills as fast as possible so I can't pack them!!! they then look at you with a sort of "you should have said yes, you're crap aren't you" look :rolleyes: :D
LOL :D if they do this I always pack stuff away as slow as I can to feck them off. Eventually they have to stop and wait for you to pack stuff away cuz they can't shove any more stuff thru :D

Careful with those nuts the squirrel left Nathan, they could be the dangerous exploding kind :eek: ;)
Tricky-Ricky
27-11-2002, 14:38
"Careful with those nuts the squirrel left Nathan, they could be the dangerous exploding kind "

Yeah he might have brought them from Tesco's !!!:D :D :D :D

no what you mean about Tesco's though! often have the song
"I don't like mondays" going through my head while shopping!

:eek: :D :D :D
Leon
27-11-2002, 17:48
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
I went out at lunch time to find a little pile of nuts beside my car, I think mr squirrel was thanking me for saving him.


Did it leave the bolts as well?
YODI
27-11-2002, 18:11
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx

Ironic realy as 8 years ago I used to shoot the vermin:D

Nathan did you use to go Shooting as a Hobby or was it just for fun? Am I right in saying you are allowed to shoot vermin??

Anyone know the laws on shooting in your own back garden?


Cheers, YODI