Fights in nightclub toilets, WTF?

[dunc]

Why is there always aggresive A-holes in nightclub toilets trying to start fights?

I was at the urinals merrily going about my business, there was one guy talking about his Escort Cossie (seen him around) and this other guy goes "My car is quicker!" so the guy asks him "What is it" only to get the reply - "Its a golf TDi" :D :D :D :D

The cossie guy manages to hold in his laughter (just) and exits, the nob with the golf spots me having a little giggle to myself (I tryed to hold it in but it was SO FUNNY). So the guy starts giving it "what you saying" etc. etc.

He is wanting to start a fight with me, I managed to convince him that I thought his car was actually quite quick and under the right circumstances was quicker than the cossie :rolleyes: Thus avoiding any more of this nonsense and continuing with my great night out.

It was like the bit where people write into Top Gear and recon they can beat Stig's time in the caterham with their 944 etc LOL

Anyway, it was a rememberal and amusing part of the night :D

Dunc.

[Nathan_200sx]

should have just pissed on his leg and told him thats what you thought of is car ;) :D

[JB]

If find that a 12 inch knife with a heavily serrated edge, tends to be useful in these circumstances. That way you can castrate the fcuker and prevent him breeding and so producing other tw@ts who'll drive scrabbly shopping trolleys and think they're in an F1 car.

[TAS]

These situations do arise all the time..
well they seem to follow me around.

There was one nite I clearly remember, funnily enough in Ashford (anyone remember Cales;) )
when a bloke was asking a few question about a car, they started to differ on what kits they prefered and out of the blue, the bloke just wacked him, on top of that 2 of his mates jumped in and started to kick him and all the rest. They left, leaving me, my mate (who came in AFTER I went in HONEST) and this poor bloke on the floor in a pool of blood. :eek:
my mate put him in the recover position whilst I went to get the bouncers.

Things like this just pi$$ me off, if you differ you differ, you dont have to kick the living out of someone just because they pefer a different body kit to you.:mad: :mad: :mad:

[dunc]

I can honestly say that in this situation I PML! :D

LOL @ Nathans and JB's solutions.

[Jason]

Do i remember cales!! what a quality night out that was?!?!?!
If you ever wanted to get started on that was the place to go!!
It reopening you know, this week, as a liquid lounge i think.
Oh Joy of Joys. :eek:

[JackaL]

Damn those narrow minded, shallow, idiotic, childish, imature tw@'s :rolleyes: :mad:

Disagreeing is part of life, it gives us variety, why can't some people accept that not everybody is as narrow minded as themselves and get over it!

Sorry, I dislike clubs at the best of times - having worked in one for a couple of years. If I ever see another drunken, imature, teenage w****r getting lairy and trying desperately to prove something by having a fight over nothing I'll scream! WHAT do these people feel they have to prove? Their lack of self control??? If they were real men they would just laugh it off and carry on having an enjoyable night with their mates.

[dunc]

Originally posted by JackaL
If they were real men they would just laugh it off and carry on having an enjoyable night with their mates.

Way-hay, I passed the Jackal test of manhood :D :D

[TAS]

Originally posted by Jas
Do i remember cales!! what a quality night out that was?!?!?!
If you ever wanted to get started on that was the place to go!!
It reopening you know, this week, as a liquid lounge i think.
Oh Joy of Joys. :eek:

I am talking about 2-3 years ago now, (college days, studying at SouthKent) £1 a pint til 11, on thursdays.

£20 is all you would need back then, that would include a kebab, at kebab fountain, and a cab ride home. The memorable old days.

[RiskyDiscoDan]

arrrrhhh good old cales - liquid as its known now is much better not seen any fights yet and the women well, take a visit and u will see - tim u went to SKC what did u study i was there 95-98

[Jason]

Originally posted by RiskyDiscoDan
arrrrhhh good old cales - liquid as its known now is much better not seen any fights yet and the women well, take a visit and u will see - tim u went to SKC what did u study i was there 95-98

i had the pleasure of liquid this weekend mate!!! it is better than before, the bouncers seem to be in the case, or is it because im a lot bigger than i was when i was 16 - 17, so not such an easy target for drunken w@nks??
Got a fecking ticket for leaving my car there overnight though!! £30 fine!!!:eek:
do they want everyone do drink and drive though??

[TAS]

Originally posted by RiskyDiscoDan
arrrrhhh good old cales - liquid as its known now is much better not seen any fights yet and the women well, take a visit and u will see - tim u went to SKC what did u study i was there 95-98

I went there and studied Communication Studies, Sociology and AS IT during 1997 - 1999.. what subjects were you doing?
Do you know someone called Colin Oldacre?

[RiskyDiscoDan]

hmmmm not sure - new a colin (tall guy, not a lot of hair)??
did a-level pure/applied maths, physics and chemistry oww and a car course as well - busy me eh!
thursdays down cales were always gd - cheap drink and student cheesey music and no dress code - best nite of the week :-D

[TAS]

Nah, the Colin I am on about is quite short and did have a bit of hair...
But Yeah Cales was good when it was around... somewhere to get totally lashed with about £10:D

[Nelson]

That really infuriates me - several guys beating up one guy. How cowardly ! If they weren't big, I'd be tempted to intervene [note- I could knock most people out with 1 punch, I'm pretty strong and when really angry - you don't wanna go there !].