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Dunk
13-11-2002, 00:13
If anyone ever comes up to you and sez the following:

"Ere mate, give us a hand removing this fuel tank from my Mercedes Cosworth"

Say

"no thanks, cos I don't fancy drinking 3 gallons of Optimax"

Guess what I've been doing this evening? Yep - removing a poxy fuel tank from one of the Mercs.

Good work, covered in petrol type fellas.
vega
13-11-2002, 00:27
OK, I'll bear that in mind next time :p
200sxer
13-11-2002, 09:21
Damn wish you had told me earlier:)
Dave_S
13-11-2002, 10:03
LOL!

tasty was it sir??

Dave
Jason
13-11-2002, 12:11
Ah.. theres nothing like the taste of a nice drop of optimax..
I hope it was a good year!! :D
Ant
13-11-2002, 13:06
Which would be more expensive?

A pint of Stella or a pint of Optimax?
JB
13-11-2002, 13:33
Dunno which would be mre expensive but Optimax would probably be better for you :rolleyes:
arry
13-11-2002, 13:45
defo less rotten guts in the morning :D
Scottie
13-11-2002, 14:36
If you've been drinking optimax I wouldn't recommend farting near any naked flames, it could be disaster :D :D :D
Ant
13-11-2002, 14:52
...and what's the difference between a 'flame' and a 'naked flame' :confused:
Kev
13-11-2002, 15:47
Originally posted by Ant
...and what's the difference between a 'flame' and a 'naked flame' :confused:

Well thats kinda obviuos really isnt it?
A naked flame is naked, a normal flame has clothes on:D :D :p :p :D :D

I think my old english teacher was right...... there is too much carry on in my head!