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AshT_200
11-11-2002, 13:30
A woman was walking home alone late one night when she hears a




...BUMP




...BUMP




...BUMP




behind her.



Walking faster she looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin
banging its way down the middle of the street towards her.




...BUMP




...BUMP




...BUMP



Terrified, the woman begins to run towards her home, the coffin bouncing
quickly behind her...




...faster




...faster



...BUMP




...BUMP




....BUMP



She runs up to her door, fumbles with her keys, opens the door, rushes in,
slams and locks the door behind her. However, the coffin crashes through
the
door, with the lid of the coffin clapping




...clappity-BUMP




...clappity-BUMP




...clappity-BUMP




...clappity-BUMP



on the heels of the terrified woman.




Rushing upstairs, she locks herself in the bedroom. Her heart is pounding;
her head is reeling; her breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud
CRASH the coffin breaks down the door, bumping and clapping towards her.
The
woman screams and reaches for something, anything...




but all she can find is a bottle of cough syrup!


Desperate, she throws the cough syrup at the coffin




..................the coffin stops.

Chris_thedr
11-11-2002, 13:44
:D :D :D

And it's clean too!:D

Dave_S
11-11-2002, 13:45
Oh ffs thats terrible.






but funny :D

Dave

StuyMac
11-11-2002, 13:47
/groans :rolleyes:

:D