Amusing Quote

[philrob2000]

The 8 scariest words you'll ever hear.

"PUT YOUR SEATBELT ON, I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHING".
:D :D :D

Found on the Z board

Well I thought it was funny anyway.

[dunc]

LOL, we've all said/heard that before :D :D

Sometimes followed by "no you don't, stop the car I'm getting out!"

[Luke]

... I'm normally a 'U Ready?'... 5seconds pass 'sh*t man slow down'.

best one was:... 'u flat out?'... nope
... 'am now' (145mph)

[StuyMac]

Pfffft,

Its no fun if you warn your passenger ;) :D :D

[vega]

Class mate, I will have to start using that one.

BTW Phil, got court on the 2nd of December :(

[philrob2000]

BTW Phil, got court on the 2nd of December


Scary. I don't like court. I'm up myself this month for not paying road tax. (Even though I back dated the car to cover all the time since the last disk died).:(

[jeebus]

after traveling through a hedge and grounding out on top of a tree stump(not in the 200) my mate calmly turns to look at me and says"i thought you was going a bit fast"
i had to laugh :D

[barryjdart]

"I've been trying to catch you for the last five miles". South Wales policeman on the Heads of the Valleys road. Him in a Granada, me in a 320 Beemer. Back in the eighties. :D :D :D :D

Got off with a warning.

[Algie]

Hasn't Ant (of Ant And Dec fame!?!) just been banned for a month for doing 127mph in his Audi TT?

It's not how fast you go, it's whether they catch you!

Alg;)

[NikB]

My mate Kev is great at doing things like this.

Once we were motoring around the Uni ring road in his Hillman Imp. Without saying a word he drove up the kerb so that 2 wheels were on the grass and 2 still on the road and slammed on the brakes. We went totally sideways (not surprising really). Any way he carried on driving and said 'yeah I thought that would happen'.:D Nutter.