View Full Version : Am I the only person who hates fake breasts?
Some birds just come on Chanel 5 (yeah I know, Im sorry :rolleyes: ) with the worst t1ts Ive seen in an age. Is it just me or are there others out there who hate the streached tennis ball (or basket ball for some American women) breasts that dont move no matter what they do?
Some saddoes must like it, otherwise why would women get it done?
I have to say mate i'm not really a fan i much prefer natural breasts, some of these implants look awful!!! So far apart and perfectly shaped it might has well be a blow up doll, although they don't stay pefectly shaped for long..... oops have i said too much!!!!! delete dammit delete:D :D
:D Have you seen that woman im US with the huuuuuge breasts Skin streached to splitting point, Urg :( Nasty nasty. I really dont like the sticky outey when standing up breasts, they look soooo nasty , i cant believe people pay to look like that!
Im going to find a pic of what Im talking about.....
Ah man, too many porn sites to trawl through and too many pop ups. im sure you know what Im tlking about ;)
Translated into :
"I tried to find a pic, got wayyy too carried away, forgot all about the pic and now have a subscription to www.betsy-does-anal.com"
LMAO
PMSL, nah but close! ;) :D :D :D
Mike Martin
29-10-2002, 00:26
I really hate the "invisible" scars underneath.
They are bigger than the scar on my leg where the surgeon inserted 6 inches of titanium plating.
Don't pop up's really get annoying if you visit any site remotely blokie you end up being sat there for ten minutes clicking the close button to get back to the original site?!!:mad: :mad:
Back to the topic anyway - yes fake breasts, hmmmm
I don't think there so bad in moderation say if a women shaped like an ironing board just wants a couple of lumps to look at but when they get to the point (point hehe:D ) they stick out so far these women can't see their feet or the floor for that matter, thats stupid!!
p.nicholas
29-10-2002, 01:18
what are they?
its been too long:( :D
no comment on pop ups
i realise now that looks bad:eek: :mad: I'm against this kind of s!it on the internet just to clarify!! The sick motherfookers who partake in it and get in on here in the first place should be, to quote mi old school teacher "strung up!"
Infact i'm gonna edit it before it gets taken the wrong way!!!:(
realityx
29-10-2002, 01:45
ive never been with a gal with errr built up tits..lol
its natural all the way:D
on the young girl pop up issue,
i was first introduced to the net way back in
1995, my m8 ran a chat channel called britzone
on irc.....i used a 3rd party peice of software
to access irc will basically theres like 1000+ servers
on each server these like anything upto 20,000 channels,
and im telling you i was shocked the 1st time i went
through those channels...and this was way back in 95!!!
these every kind of fukwit channels you couldnt even imagine!
they get away with it coz they run there own particular
channels from unregulated countries...Im sad to say
upto a point this is still the case.
the net is a force for good, and it undeniably has had an impact
on how we interact and the amount of knowledge now
available to us.....but with all things....these people out
there who will abuse it for there own ends..whatever they maybe!
DEFO NOT!!!!!!!!!
I fooooking hate em with a passion.
They are meant to bounce about, not stay still.
They are supposed to lie down a bit with the woman, not point into oblivion.
Real Boobs
Real Boobs
Real Boobs!!!!
Kev
Nismo_Freak
29-10-2002, 04:38
Real bew-bs are the best. All that fake titty work is just down right nasty. Its a defication of the female body.
Mr_Sukebe
29-10-2002, 06:58
Well here's a question for you guys, who has actually been with a girl with fake ones?
I've never been with one, but know two women with fake boobs.
Both women did it not for someone else, but because they wanted to feel better about themselves. As such, both had reasonably "subtle" changes, making them look fairly normal.
In addition, both have told me that they do feel better about themselves as a result.
So, whilst personally I'd also prefer not to have something approximating to a couple of rugby balls stuck to my wife, I also wouldn't object if she asked to do it.
Just remember, not all women do it for us.
Jezz_S13
29-10-2002, 08:41
Fake titties are horrid.
I hate fake beasts too. All bark and no bite.
Mumble, mumble.......
I like some modified women out there. (e.g. jenna jameson)
sroberts
29-10-2002, 08:58
If anyone is interested, they don't BOUNCE!:D :D :D :D :D :D
There very little else that can grab a male's attention than the movement of a natural breast. BOING BOING :p
As for women that feel better about them selves for having some plastic shoved in their cheasts... WTF! :confused:
sroberts
29-10-2002, 09:49
Oh yeah I knew a young lady a while ago who went from 32A to 32C... looked nice, she paid loads for it as I can remeber??? probably why the scare wasn't massive supose? anyway the bounced and moved less that the A's did:( :( :( :( at least they looked great:D :) :D :) :D
Simon
New Poll needed.
Movement or Size?
:D
luke 200
29-10-2002, 09:55
I happened to have an experience with a pair of fakes once.
Felt like the outside of an orange. :(
sroberts
29-10-2002, 10:01
me too, spose it's like everything in life, you pay for what you get... the ones I had to GET TO GRIPS WITH, 32C's felt and looked great but just wouldn't bounce when she jumped:D :D :D :D well thats what i'll tell you guys:D :D :D
Simon
Call me easily pleased but I like any kind of breast;)
I'd rather have fake and not moving than saggy, but a good set of natural ones is better than the equivalent fakies
sroberts
29-10-2002, 10:07
One of the guy's in the office has just seen thred and I quote 'I dosn't matter what the look like cause you can't see them when shes bent over!':D :D :D :D
shadowninja
29-10-2002, 11:24
so to summarise
Natural (at reasonable size) > Fake (at any size) > saggy sock with stone in ?
btw stop whingeing about porn on the net. its just the way it is. you don't have to look at it!
Originally posted by yak
There very little else that can grab a male's attention than the movement of a natural breast. BOING BOING :p
As for women that feel better about them selves for having some plastic shoved in their cheasts... WTF! :confused:
Maybe it's because of the male attitude. If someone walks in with big tits and someone else without the chest but maybe with great legs, who are you guys going to look at or take notice of? :rolleyes:
Hayley,
This may depend on a few things:
1. If your a boobie man or a leg man! (I quite like both to be honest)
2. What the legs are wearing (Hmmmm short, short skirt!)
3. What the boobies are wearing (Hmmmm low cut top!)
Well i have to say i'm torn!!!! and now have drool all over my keyboard!!!!:) :D
Id rather a woman have great legs and bum and smaller boobies (what a great word that is! :D ) than great legs and bum and streached plastic big boobies any day of the week :)
Mr_Sukebe
29-10-2002, 11:56
I personally hate big saggy boobs. Knew a few women like that, horrible stuff.
The worst was an Iranian bird I knew a couple of years ago, horrid saggy breasts, though they looked great whilst sat in their bra.
Best overall body I've ever had the pleasure of was a Japanse girl I went out with. Incredible body, amazing legs, ass to die for a lovely perky breasts.....
....excuse me whilst I make a move to the gents....
Originally posted by Hayley
Maybe it's because of the male attitude. If someone walks in with big tits and someone else without the chest but maybe with great legs, who are you guys going to look at or take notice of? :rolleyes:
So some women feel better about themselvs by spending shed loads of cash to get men oggoling the t!ts?
It's a bit vain/sad IMHO. That's the point I was trying to make.
BTW I prefure saggy over fake but then again I guess Im a bit odd :p
Mike Martin
29-10-2002, 12:32
LEGS LEGS LEGS!
Actually I have a thing for green eyes, breast size is pretty low on my list, ass and legs are much higher.
Originally posted by yak
So some women feel better about themselvs by spending shed loads of cash to get men oggoling the t!ts?
It's a bit vain/sad IMHO. That's the point I was trying to make.
BTW I prefure saggy over fake but then again I guess Im a bit odd :p
Couldnt have said it better, and i too must be odd.
However i would bet those same women will be the ones that moan about guys "talking to my t!ts all the time" :rolleyes:
I would also like to say that big natural ones aregreat to play with but not really to look at and they will become saggy.
Whereas small/medium breasts are GREAT to look at and (a bit less) fun to play with, and dont go saggy:D :D :D
And anything is better than fake (unless its a medical reason)
Kev
It was unfair of me to blame you men as the only reason.
It's like being thin. It is how the pretty people are portrayed.
Society and media puts a big pressure on how woman look, more than for you men.
Some woman do it and go huge so that men oggle them. They are sad and I would say need some self confidence.
Anyway sorry for interupting guys. :D
For a man that deals with mods I thought this would be up your street;) :D
er... natural please if your offering and do I get a lolly with that:confused:
Daniel san
29-10-2002, 21:39
Originally posted by Hayley
If someone walks in with big tits and someone else without the chest but maybe with great legs, who are you guys going to look at or take notice of? :rolleyes:
Whichever one has the sweetest, tightest little ass:D
im gonna be a bit different here and say its not really the body of a girl that would get my attn, its the way she moves it!
for example..... there are some REALLY attractive girls where i work, but i wouldnt have any of em cos they've all got no elegance/style (sorry but jellie shoes just dont do it for me)
give me a girl in a nice business suit and a sexy intellectual walk and that'll do me for sure
Daniel san
29-10-2002, 22:02
Originally posted by arry
give me a girl in school uniform, with a fantastic arse, chewing the end of her pencil in that "Britney" way and that'll do me for sure
Well said mate:D
you office boy arry :p :D
Originally posted by yak
you office boy arry :p :D
lol :D :D
Pauly_Boy
29-10-2002, 22:24
Ok, take the challange...
http://www.ratedtoons.com/flash/Silicon_Challenge.cfm
I got 17 as well :D Check out number 14 :D I like lots :D
Mike Martin
29-10-2002, 23:48
I've gotta ask, how does an intellectual walk go then:rolleyes:
Woo hoo 16 is good enough for me:D
Cnsidering i aint seen any live one's for a while now!!!!!!:(
Must find breasts to fondle, must find breasts, Hmmmm six nipples!!! D'OH it's the dam cat!!!:D :D
Pauly_Boy
30-10-2002, 01:06
Like pussy's eh! :D
Sorry, someone had to say it :rolleyes:
18 i know my breasts!!!!
Y havnt hayley or trace taken it yet?
Oh ok, kevin, just for you I gave it a go :D
Score = 17 :)
BUT I don't go around staring at women's chests, so I can't be expected to get 100% ;):D
Yeah yeah, i believe u even if the rest of the board doesnt:p :D
I know u better than that Trace.........
Oh, are urs real or fake then;) :D
Oooh breasts...
Big ones are good, but smaller firm ones are good too, hate those fake ones that look like footballs :rolleyes: :D
Ideal woman: 5'10", nice and curvy (bigger than average breasts, nicely shaped arse), flame red hair and GLASSES :D :D :D
Sideways Danny
01-11-2002, 01:03
hate fake tits, hate dyed hair, hate people who pretend to be something they're not.
I like pert natural breasts, I like a nice tight pert bum, and I like the whole librarian look thing, (when they look over the top of their glasses) ........................... oh i've come over all funny
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