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luke 200
28-10-2002, 18:58
A citroen AX:D

My new runaround whilst the ***** hybernates for winter.

Its a 1.1, K reg 64,000 miles FCSH, 1 years TAX, 6 months mot.

for £250.

It runs on thin air and is gonna save me a fortune!

Although I'm gonna have to put up with a very wobbly 95mph top speed and 4 gears.

And its a citroen
:( :( :(

200sx
28-10-2002, 19:02
Well, my dad drives a Ciroen Saxo, but before this car he drove an Ax...:D

Good luck for you....

siranui
28-10-2002, 19:50
My first car was a brown Visa :)

Went faster in 3rd (90 and a bit) than it did in 4th! (85 ish)

Nice alloy engine though.

Yak
28-10-2002, 20:19
I had a Renult 14 which had the same engine as the Visa. Shard its engine oil with the gear box !?! It was me mums before I had it off her but see used to drive it with no oil in it so it ate its cam shat :(

I only had it a couple of months before it died and she denight there was anything wrong with it :rolleyes:

luke 200
28-10-2002, 20:37
What is a Visa then chaps?

Yak
28-10-2002, 20:40
All you'll ever need to know.... http://visavision.info/

luke 200
28-10-2002, 20:54
:eek:
Ahhhhhh, I remember those!, Cheers Yak! Christ, Nearly as ugly as my AX.

Jezz_S13
28-10-2002, 21:28
My old man used to have a Visa 1.1, and it was beige if things weren't already bad enough.
What a twat, why the fook did he buy it, such sh*te cars.

vega
28-10-2002, 21:36
The GT was a seriously fast Visa. It succeeded the slightly tuned Visa Super X. The GT has an 80HP 1360 cc engine. Top speed is 168 km/h, acceleration from 0-100 takes 10,9 seconds.

ROFLMFAO

:D :D :D

What a bell end

Yak
28-10-2002, 21:41
Aye,

I nickname my car that used the same angine as the Visa "The Trunderler" coz it never did anting in a hurry :rolleyes:

Amdathlonuk
28-10-2002, 22:19
Originally posted by luke 200


and 4 gears.

:( :( :(

Only 4??

I have an AX on a 'P' which is a 950cc but it has 5 gears?? :confused:

Er.....It's not mine really it's the wifes....:D

bren
28-10-2002, 23:49
I had a Visa GTi years ago and it was cool...if you didnt look at it ;)

Seriously though, all Pug 1.6GTi running gear, engine, box etc for peanuts, sounds good fun to me :D

luke 200
29-10-2002, 09:48
Originally posted by Amdathlonuk


Only 4??

I have an AX on a 'P' which is a 950cc but it has 5 gears?? :confused:

Er.....It's not mine really it's the wifes....:D

Hmmm, I guess they introduced the 5 speed a bit later on then? Oh well, guess I'm stuck with four now:(

golders
29-10-2002, 10:40
They did a convertible Visa as well I believe!

bren
29-10-2002, 10:57
Originally posted by golders
They did a convertible Visa as well I believe!

Thats would have to be a contenter for the ugliest car ever! LOL :D

Yak
29-10-2002, 11:04
http://visavision.info/Decouvrable.jpg

and in a nice shade of sh!te!

bren
29-10-2002, 11:12
OMG :eek: Thats hideous!

Just think, some people must have looked at that and actually lusted after getting one!!!

Yak
29-10-2002, 11:17
Probably French hairdressers :p

siranui
29-10-2002, 12:15
PML! French Hairdressers!

>My old man used to have a Visa 1.1, and it was beige if things >weren't already bad enough.
>What a twat, why the fook did he buy it, such sh*te cars.

Hey...mine was the 1.1....and Beige! :)
It was my first car and cost a grand. Y reg. I think she was called 'Emma' after my g/f at the time who had a dark brown Visa!

Spare tyre sat on top of the block and had a coke can for an indicator stalk and one wiper (hy, they'd be cool now!). Bloody tidy car, but a shame that I trashed it.

Seriously DANGEROUS suspension though. Flick the wheel and you'd get chassis sway. I wrote mine off flipping it bonnet over boot 3 times, ending up on the roof and lowering the roofline by a foot (luckily I was ducking!).

The radio was playing the theme to 'Boon' at the time. Ironically, I got better reception when she was upside down than I ever did normally.

Chimp
29-10-2002, 12:34
every now and then this board really makes me chuckle :D

more more more more!!

dunc
29-10-2002, 12:41
That was a classic little story from siranui :D

It even had a little moral at the end about the radio recieption. Superb.

siranui
29-10-2002, 14:30
Actually, the moral is: don't drive like a pillock on roads that you don't know, at night, in Winter.

Cost me a grand to learn it at the tender age of 17, but at least that was all!

I'm a lot more careful now.