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ade76
09-08-2006, 18:32
as the title i've had his turbo for a week nearly and the lazy fecker hasn't picked it up

after 2 weeks of moaning of getting if off nick its still in the boot of the car

i have 4 options

1. sell it on ebay
2. sell it to the pikeys
3. hide it some where funny
4. give it back to nick to keep for a few more weeks

ffs you fat useless gimp lee pick it up :rant: :rant: :rant:

as well as saying he'd pick up this evening from newport, the fat cnut is sat on his arse fishing :smash: :smash:
MeLLoN Stu
09-08-2006, 18:42
mail it to him in bits :D
ade76
09-08-2006, 18:45
royal mail have put the price up of posting things it might be a bit pricey for that but worth the fun factor :D
Marc
09-08-2006, 18:47
royal mail have put the price up of posting things it might be a bit pricey for that but worth the fun factor :D


prices dont go up until august the 21st ;) :thumbs:
pdh 14a
09-08-2006, 19:42
Duck tape it too his exhaust so it sounds like a big gazoo :thumbs:
GAV200
09-08-2006, 21:17
I'm sure he's got some uses?
Buffy
09-08-2006, 21:30
he's useful for laughing at whenever he tries to fix a car :nod: :wack:
Mel B
09-08-2006, 21:59
You are a knobber!!!!!!

And I caught 6 trout and 2 were keepers:D
ade76
09-08-2006, 22:02
bet you found them in freezer at tesco
Mel B
09-08-2006, 22:06
bet you found them in freezer at tesco


Same place you find your women then:p
ade76
09-08-2006, 22:08
oh yeah pulled many a time at the frozen peas
GAV200
09-08-2006, 22:15
oh yeah pulled many a time at the frozen peas


Don't waŁk near other peoples food :wack:
VIDAL BABBOON
10-08-2006, 18:26
PMSL

Ade mate it's good to have you back on top form again :nod:
Mel B
10-08-2006, 21:07
PMSL

Ade mate it's good to have you back on top again :nod:

:confused: :ghey:
ade76
11-08-2006, 17:45
:mad: :mad: answer the phone you useless 8ft sausage with no cock :rant: :rant:
GINNO
11-08-2006, 17:54
Take the Hint Ade he doesn't want to speak to you ha ha lol!!!
ade76
11-08-2006, 18:14
Take the Hint Ade he doesn't want to speak to you ha ha lol!!!

shut it chubby chops :whip: :smash: the rest of the goonies are looking for you :nod:

Lee you fat donkey fondling gimp i am leaving newport in the next 45 min so get a bloody move on or i'll be giving it back to nick tonight when i am passing :smash:
VIDAL BABBOON
11-08-2006, 18:27
Nice to see you again Ade :)

Mel wana Turbo pmsl
Mel B
11-08-2006, 19:12
Im not picking the tubby up until ive caught all the fish in the river:D And the rate im reeling them in it wont be long;)
ade76
11-08-2006, 19:53
http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/superflyfishing.jpg

you'd better get that then :nod: