the good wifes guide

[Nathan_200sx]

Print this off, take it home and demand she follows it :)

[jibber]

i really, really dont think shed appreciate that. have tried a little training in the past but to no avail. the bit about the conversation i thought was the best ' remember his conversation is more important than yours' bit, yeh, right, i dont think so, it more a case of me jabbering on for five minutes then waiting for a reply, as she lokks with her empty head and says ' what'. ah **** off then!!!!! i could go on but wouldnt want to bore ya. good shag tho......:eek:

[hILo100]

Already got mine trained...:D

/*hILo100 looks at 2ltr turbo engine next to dishwasher in the kitchen..:eek:

[Leon]

BE a little gay and more interesting for him

:eek:

[Nathan_200sx]

Originally posted by Starionman
BE a little gay and more interesting for him

:eek:

They do have a point there ;)

[Leon]

heh heh
they forgot:
always shave armpits.
ensure bikini line is NEVER stubbly
be ready for any ministrations, even in a drunken state
keep part of the stove cold for those unexpected attacks from the rear
:D

[jibber]

or better still, have no bikini line at all, wahay, bare beaver. and its all mine i tell ya, all mine. heheheheheeeeee (cant type a dirty larf, but thats what it was, use your imagination.....)

[Nathan_200sx]

Originally posted by jibber
or better still, have no bikini line at all, wahay, bare beaver. and its all mine i tell ya, all mine. heheheheheeeeee (cant type a dirty larf, but thats what it was, use your imagination.....)

looks to much like a Vdub beatle bonnet, I like soft furry things ;)

[Leon]

Originally posted by Nathan_200sx


looks to much like a Vdub beatle bonnet, I like soft furry things ;)

LMAO
I used to drive one of those...