yeager
06-10-2002, 22:02
Dear Madam
Yes you, the delightful lady that helped me test my brakes today. I do believe thats the most rigorous test I have performed yet. (And under the most pressured of situations) The ABS didn't cut in however (thankgod) yet I did manage to lockup a wheel, which at high speed was rather testing my ability to hold the vehicle in a straight line. Yet, without your wonderful help, I did manage to avoid any hospital treatment.
To be reminded in detail of the moment where the brake test began, and my subsequent stamping (progressively of course) on the brake pedal, is rather exciting. I wonder if the M25 is a common place for you to execute such testing....
I do however wish to make ONE comment... (actually several)
Next time you decide to pull blind into the outside lane, with myself quite obviously (and you might as well remove your mirrors because I was a very obvious vehicle in the outside lane) behind you, please ****ing tell me first, or may i suggest...
... and please, as radical a suggestion this may sound...
Use an indicator ? hehe, I know i know, it's laughable, but I really DONT fancy mixing my bonnet with your rear (*nudge nudge* *wink wink*) and maybe informing me of your pending action with the flashing orange lights adorning your car.
I do have some advise as well. If you ever intend to travel on a German Autobahn, I suggest you take out some serious life insurance, not just for you, but possibly the rest of Germany...
Please don't think however, madam, that my insults are aimed at you because of sex, race, religion or even (god forbid) your choice of motor vehicle, my reaction to your actions are simply based on your one quality I could be prejudice about...
YOUR DRIVING !
Yours Regretfully
Simon
Yes you, the delightful lady that helped me test my brakes today. I do believe thats the most rigorous test I have performed yet. (And under the most pressured of situations) The ABS didn't cut in however (thankgod) yet I did manage to lockup a wheel, which at high speed was rather testing my ability to hold the vehicle in a straight line. Yet, without your wonderful help, I did manage to avoid any hospital treatment.
To be reminded in detail of the moment where the brake test began, and my subsequent stamping (progressively of course) on the brake pedal, is rather exciting. I wonder if the M25 is a common place for you to execute such testing....
I do however wish to make ONE comment... (actually several)
Next time you decide to pull blind into the outside lane, with myself quite obviously (and you might as well remove your mirrors because I was a very obvious vehicle in the outside lane) behind you, please ****ing tell me first, or may i suggest...
... and please, as radical a suggestion this may sound...
Use an indicator ? hehe, I know i know, it's laughable, but I really DONT fancy mixing my bonnet with your rear (*nudge nudge* *wink wink*) and maybe informing me of your pending action with the flashing orange lights adorning your car.
I do have some advise as well. If you ever intend to travel on a German Autobahn, I suggest you take out some serious life insurance, not just for you, but possibly the rest of Germany...
Please don't think however, madam, that my insults are aimed at you because of sex, race, religion or even (god forbid) your choice of motor vehicle, my reaction to your actions are simply based on your one quality I could be prejudice about...
YOUR DRIVING !
Yours Regretfully
Simon