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turbo pete
06-10-2002, 11:33
A woman with a baby gets on a bus.

The bus driver exclaims "wow that is the god damn ugliets baby I have ever seen" and then gives the woman her ticket.

The woman goes and sits down next to an old pensioner. The pensioner notices the woman is distraught. She enquires as to the problem.

The woman says "That bus driver has just been incredibly insulting".

The pensioner says "Well get back up there and give him a piece of your mind, here I'll hold your monkey for you".

teamcapsule
06-10-2002, 12:21
lol!!! http://users.pandora.be/zreau/smileys/lol.gif http://users.pandora.be/zreau/smileys/lol.gif http://users.pandora.be/zreau/smileys/lol.gif http://users.pandora.be/zreau/smileys/lol.gif http://users.pandora.be/zreau/smileys/lol.gif http://users.pandora.be/zreau/smileys/lol.gif

Cheekee
06-10-2002, 17:10
:D :D :D :D :D

arry
06-10-2002, 18:30
read one in the sun yesterday goes a little something like this:

My dog has no legs so i called it "cigarette"

I take it out every night for a drag:D