Add your recipe for disaster here _ cocktails!!!

[turbo pete]

Number 1. Evil drink called "The Basketball"

One part cointreau
One part drambuie

Put in shaker and shake vigourously.
Pour into small glass.

Ignite liquid allow to burn for 7seconds to warm the glass.
Place hand straight over flame onto glass. The flame should burn using the oxygen left inside the glass but not burn your hand. If you fanny about you will burn your hand. Put it straight down on top.

The glass will stick to your hand. Now lift up and pretend to bounce a basket ball. hence the name. Now quickly remove your hand and down in one. Put your hand back over the glass and place your mouth to the edge. Inhale through the mouth breathing in the vapours from the residue left in the glass.
Ace
You will instantly be pissed. Gr8.
Variations - just drink with ice - very refreshing. Try sticking the glasses to bits of your anatomy. Eg. place nipple over glass and leave glass stuck to breast for amusement factor. This normally starts happening voluntarily after four of these drinks. Watch out for burns on this one though.


Number 2. Revolting drink but quite good fun. This is a get pissed quick one. Name = "The elephant snot"

Get a small sherry glass. Pour in two thirds medium sherry. Add baileys pouring it into the centre of the liquid. It coagulates to form a large blob like a snot in the sherry. When you try drinking it the snot comes to the surface making it awkward to sip the sherry. Solution - drink in one and swallow. :rolleyes:

Number 3.
Turbo shandies.

Get a round of lager or beer in. (Pints please) For each pint get one metz or other vodka based pop drink.

Drink half your pint and then add the vodka based drink to your pint.

Don't know why this works but if you drink the pint and then the bottle everything is fine. If you drink them mixed you end up ratted on the floor after only a few.:D

Anyone want to add. I am a teacher and a 200sx owner. Therefore I like to drink heavily.
;)

Turbo pete
You are what you drink and I'm a bitter man

[Wak]

B52 is good...

One measure of Tia Maria
One measure of Baileys
One measure of Cointreau

Increase measures if required:D

Pour them carefully and they will lie in layers, set fire to the Cointreau on the top and drink from the bottom through a straw.

Make sure you keep drinking or the straw will melt!
Use a long enough straw to avoid eyebrow lossage!

[Lewis]

After birth ( similar to Elephant snot )

Put a shot of Baileys in a glass, add a shot of Port & stir. This is the most revolting drink I have ever seen, though it doesn't taste too bad. You have to swallow in one go as it's got the consistency of after birth - once it starts leavnig the glass it all comes. One plus is that if you have too many it tastes & looks exactly the same the second time around !!

Green Fingers

Shot of Baileys in the bottom of the glass, float a shot of Creme de Menthe over ( or as my wife once did - half a wine glass of each ). Tastes like mint choc chip ice cream :)

[Actual_Ben_Taylor]

TVR - the old favourite tequila, vodka and reb bull

BMW - baileys, malibu and whiskey (Max Power Live eh Matt!!)

BMW Turbo - same as above but with taboo


My personal fave - black russian - 2 vodka, 1 tia maria over ice...

[Johnny]

A mans Cocktail

Submarino.

1 pint of beer and submerge a shot glass full of tequila gently into the beer ........ beer at the top as as you reach the bottom it becomes tequilla.

[StuyMac]

I belive Keith_C invented a new drink at Billing, I recon it could be called "The Tent Chunder" ;)

Consisting of:

Blue Aftershock
Red Aftershock
High Volume Vodka
Summut else that was 100% proof

:D :D

[Keith_C]

Yeah, someone called it the SXOC Punch, cos it felt exactly like someone has punched you :D

Blue AS, Red AS, 140% Poteen, and Tequila.

Next year I'm going to add Absinthe too :D

[Wak]

Absynthe - aaaahhh! Cairo!... fdgtjhdfhdghdsfgh........they were dressed exactly like monkeys......dfsgsdfgasdfgasdfgsadf.........and one girl got very badly burned

[Johnny]

Originally posted by Wak
Absynthe - aaaahhh! Cairo!...

:D :D ..... I am gutted with Absynthe .. I have tried loads of times to get halucinations and sh1t of this, but to no avail ... just talking in my sleep.

Mind you freind of mind thought she spent the whole evening talking to us, when in reality she just sat there and didnt say a work for 4 hours :rolleyes:

go figure

[Nathan_200sx]

Get the stuff from www.eabsinthe.com that works, you have to get one with a high wormwood content ;)

As for coctial how about a poor mans Black velvet guiness and cider your supposed to use champain but I cant be doing with that poncey stuff :D

[turbo pete]

Some cool drinks there.

anyone else gonna add to the list.

[XEB]

how about: buy a pint of cider and a bottle of barley wine. Drink cider untill there is enough space for the contents of the bottle of barley wine to be poured in. Pour into cider and drink till you have empty glass. repeat for 4 times and then impress your friends with your ability to talk rubbish!

OR "MAKE YOUR OWN"
You need some home brew making kit for this one but the recipe is as follows.

Buy one bitter making kit. Follow making instructions but : use 10% less water then instructions, add 10% more sugar.

Grate one nutmeg and add to mixture, grate some some illegal substance that comes in blocks and that is related to hemp, and add. Add a small bottle of vodka. Follow the instructions for brewing.

When serving only drink from half pint glasses and you must be supervised by a sober responsible person who has your welfare at heart and promises not to take photos of the after effects!
:D

[AL]

Cant beleive it's not vimto = blue WKD + 2 shots of port!




did I just post that:o ..........I'll get mi coat:p

It does taste of vimto though...honest

[TAC]

Used to have a really cool 'across the optics' cocktail -

Red label vodka
Blue label vodka
Dark rum
Bacardi
Bezique (anyone remember that?)
Cointreau

In a ½ pt glass, topped up with lemonade. Tasted lovely - fruity :) - but I managed to get a couple of my mates to hurl after only a couple :D:D:D

[DanS14]

Following the theory of finding out whats cheapest at the uni bar then ordering it...have your normal skinful before any number of the following

VPL Vodka Peach Scnapps Lemonade (You can drink many in rapid succesion and not feel a thing, then half an hour later it hits in one ;) ) Remember to stir it.

VAG Vodka Archers Ginger ale ..refreshing and the barman doesn't half give you a strange look

Dr Pepper ..need someone to remind me of the contents but lovely

Double Vodka Pint ..just as it sounds

or for the brave :

BAM! Bols, Absinthe and Malibu (can be substituted for Meths:D )

Turbo Shandys do me damage

[Nick]

Ahh a topic close to my heart, err stomach.

This one is a laugh

Called a cement mixer

One shot bailies and one shot lemon juice.

Empty each shot in your mouth and mix. Dont swallow.


Here is my favorite:

Hurricane Leah

1 part Vodka
1 part Gin
1 part Clear Rum
1 part Tequila
dash of brandy
1 part Blue Curacao
fill the rest with half OJ and half sour mix

This one will get you sh1t faced right quick and no burn.

[TAS]

In Kavos, Corfu (the party place of Corfu) they do a drink called the HeadFukka.

This contains:

50ml Vodka
50ml Ozo
50ml Bicardi
50ml Grenadine
50ml Tequila

then the pint:eek: :eek: is topped up with sprite.

My mate was giving it saying he drank one in 5 mins, so being a typical bloke I couldnt be beaten (I held the record last year for drinking the same drink in 15 mins) so I necked mine in under 2 mins:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: , so if that wasnt enough I got another one and drank that in 10mins:p
2 hours later I passed out in a field:D :D :D :D :rolleyes: :p

Woke up the next day and did it all over again for a week.:)

Towards the end of the holiday I was almost doing 3 headfukka's a night:eek: :eek: never mind all the cocktails that were going down aswell.

5 Sex on the Beach cocktails for 7 Euros.:D :D not bad and the headfukka cost 5 euros. Even Better:D :D :D :D

[A8 YOB]

Few of my personal faves from my time behind a bar in Teneriefe

Spunk.. Archers and Baileys, Top drink to pass round all the young totty around the bar. taste grim.

Proper depthchrage.. half lager, half cider, blackcurrant juice, two shot glasses of vodka(black label) dropped in. Yourself and lady down this in one with a straw each.

Black Death.. half of guiness, quater pint of Drambuie, quater pint of Johnny Walker Black.. necked in one.

Theres another one i knew called "a night in prision" but im unsure of the ingrediants for some reason :(

[Papa Lazarou]

Originally posted by A8 YOB
Few of my personal faves from my time behind a bar in Teneriefe

Black Death.. half of guiness, quater pint of Drambuie, quater pint of Johnny Walker Black.. necked in one.


Urgh!!! How many people actually drank that without instant projectile vomitting :eek:

[GrahamB]

mmm MUDSLIDE

1 Part Kaluha
1 Part Baileys
2 Parts Vodka
1 Part Milk :eek: :eek: :eek:

Over Ice.......

Very refreshing and you feel like you could drink dozens.....

Then you realise that you can no longer walk:D:D:D:D:D

[A8 YOB]

Originally posted by Papa Lazarou


Urgh!!! How many people actually drank that without instant projectile vomitting :eek:

We used it as a meal substitute and a start of shift helper quite regularly ;) Works a treat!!

[Kev]

Originally posted by BenTaylor200

My personal fave - black russian - 2 vodka, 1 tia maria over ice...

Sorry mate, being a barman,(and having finished about an hour ago) i have to correct u.
Black russian = 1 vodka, 1 tia maria and coke.

Im basically a shot man meself, just go straight for the zambuvca or tequila(or peach schnapps on ur hols).

Although i do enjoy the occansional Green monster:- 1 vodka, 1 blue bols, 1 advocat if u have it, or another vodka if u dont, and some fresh orange and lemonade, tastes like a milkshake and goes down v easily.

Also, do u guys realise that ur burning the alchol up when u set it on fire?
Thats y i down the zambuca then light the glass.

Kev