AshT_200
02-09-2002, 08:44
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,
"Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!!
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things...
1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler,
and
5 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in karate and a bad attitude!
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice,
"Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde joke?"!!!
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things...
1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman.
3 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler,
and
5 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 200 lb. blonde woman with a PhD., a black belt in karate and a bad attitude!
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and says;
"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."