So how pissed are u?

[Tim\s13Auto]

Its my my sisters 30'th bday tonight im absolutly properly batterd so i feel its time for a what u have done when pissed thread i'll kick things off 3 years ago it was my then missus bday i was out with mates getting proper drunk then it happened we saw the 50p a go horse in tescos front window ffs we put the window through and we were merrily riding the horse when the fuzz arrived lol at the excuses we tried but we all ended up with a night behind bars to sober up

[luke 200]

Got caught P1ssing in a water fountain in Tijuana, mexico. No messing around, straight into Jail for the night......rats etc etc.

Moral of the story.......DONT EVER GET PISSED IN A PLACE WHERE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THE POLICE ARE SAYING TO YOU!

[TAC]

No embarassing events at all, really (no, really!, apart from falling on a table at uni when i suddenly discovered that I couldn't walk :eek: :rolleyes: ) but a golden rule is not to flag yourself up as a drinker then go to social events where people might see said drinking in action ;)