red_s14u
13-08-2002, 19:17
Three young Irish candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: - The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bell is tied to each man's willy. In comes a beautiful woman, wearing a sexy belly dancer costume. The begins to dance sensually around the first candidate. Ting a ling. "Oh Patrick", says the Monsignor, "I am so disappointed in your lack of control. Run along now and take a long, cold shower and pray about your carnal weakness".
The candidate leaves. The dance continues, dancing around the second candidate, slowing peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops: Ting a ling. "Joseph, Joseph", sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Off you go.. take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness". The dancer continues, dancing naked in front of the final candidate. Nothing.
She writhes up and down against his body. No response. Finally, exhausted, she quits. "Sergio, my son, I am truly proud of you" says the Monsignor. "Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a priest. Now, go and join your weaker brethren in the showers". Ting a ling.
The candidate leaves. The dance continues, dancing around the second candidate, slowing peeling off her layers of veils. As the last veil drops: Ting a ling. "Joseph, Joseph", sighs the Monsignor. "You too are unable to withstand your carnal desires. Off you go.. take a long, cold shower and pray for forgiveness". The dancer continues, dancing naked in front of the final candidate. Nothing.
She writhes up and down against his body. No response. Finally, exhausted, she quits. "Sergio, my son, I am truly proud of you" says the Monsignor. "Only you have the true strength of character needed to become a priest. Now, go and join your weaker brethren in the showers". Ting a ling.