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Paul C

12-08-2002, 11:06

My girlfriend works at a big Barclays Bank place in Cheshire and a load of the lads in her team that talk shi!e about cars. it's funny though cos she argues with them and tells them their wrong (good girl) e.g:

1. One lad has just got a Integra Type R and reckons that he would kill my car (silly boy)

2. Another lad had a 1.6 BBR turbo MX-5 and wrote it off, he reckons that when it was in the bodyshop after the crash that the lads told him that it was 240 bhp and check this one he's now tellin everyone that it ran 0-60 in 4! what a t1t.

He's now got a Celica GT4 (early 200bhp version) and says it will beat a 200sx, I hate people bullcrapin about their cars.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

12-08-2002, 11:23

Honda Integra Type R 145mph and 0-60 in 6.7 secs, that puts it on a par with a standard S14 and faster than an S13. It's still a scrabble wagon though :D

I agree with you about folk who overhype their cars though. My cousin (who as I have said in previos posts is a w@nker) reckons his 1 litre Corsa is good for "at least 120mph":mad: :eek: :rolleyes:

Kes

12-08-2002, 11:37

Originally posted by JB

My cousin (who as I have said in previos posts is a w@nker) reckons his 1 litre Corsa is good for "at least 120mph":mad: :eek: :rolleyes:

Dropped off a cliff, yes. And that's all it's good for :D

12-08-2002, 11:54

Originally posted by Kes

Dropped off a cliff, yes. And that's all it's good for :D

Prefferably with him and that mangey slag of a girlfriend of his in it:D :D :D

Paul C

12-08-2002, 11:56

Don't get me wrong I don't think that my car is the fastest in the world or anythin but I don't lie like they do, regards to the Integra their a really nice car but their front wheel drive and they haven't got the mid range or the tunability of the might SX!! :D

andyf

12-08-2002, 12:32

But as your car is mostly standard Paul, an Integ-R *would* more than likely annihilate you around corners!

shadowninja

12-08-2002, 12:41

hehe

know what you guys mean...

but just to clarify, my 200sx (http://www.geocities.com/corneringfun/) does really have 1000bhp. Check the top secret mods :D

Paul C

12-08-2002, 14:11

Yeah I know what you mean Andy :rolleyes: , I'd just make sure that he doesn't get infront of me before the bend :D plus my girlfriend is buyin me lowerin springs for my birthday cos I'm sick of the crappy body lean of the S14 :mad:

Kanes

13-08-2002, 10:55

i know what you mean, i mean they don't even have to open their mouths. They can bull$h1t quite happily at traffic lights. I mean why the hell would a corsa have a chance against a zx6r and a 916. Even porsche drivers aren't stupid enough to think they can beat a high powered motorbike in a 0-60 race.

siranui

13-08-2002, 11:34

Bets?
My irritating boss was in 'blah blah only thing I can fairly race in my new evo are bikes now blah blah' this morning.

Oh...I destroyed a shiney new porsche yesterday round a roundabout then to 80... 2 lengths on him coming from behind! yay! Huge grin on my face major scowl on his! [On a private road, of course]!

Mike

sunnyside

13-08-2002, 11:58

Was at Santa pod at the weekend, saw a couple of integras and 200's and the integras lost big time, none got under 16, where 200's (s14) were getting just over 16 or 15's . and thats that

None 200 sx owner,

13-08-2002, 13:15

Mullered an ITR when my S13 was standard...

Admittedly it was more or less a 20 mile straightish road, and he did keep up well, until we started going uphill ;)

GIMME TORRRRQUE! GIMME POWAHHHHH! :D