Celebrity Whorehouse

[H]

Gulp
Last night we had a rather amusing covesation that I thought I'd share with the SX lot
You have a four bedroom Whorehouse you must choose the four celebrities you would have in it and who you would use the most
This is obviously open to all people on the board male, female S.L.a.G

Please dont ban me :(

[H]

Ps this is only A bit of friday fun as I feel like being silly!!!

[GIBB0]

Mmmmmmm?

1- Sarah Michelle Gellar (In one of her tight leather numbers)
2- Kylie Minogue
3- Dannie Minogue (Just to try out sisters)
4- Jenna jameson (Experience)

:D :D :D

[SteveCarter200]

Originally posted by Essex boy
Mmmmmmm?

1- Sarah Michelle Gellar (In one of her tight leather numbers)
2- Kylie Minogue
3- Dannie Minogue (Just to try out sisters)
4- Jenna jameson (Experience)

:D :D :D

Hmm, good choices. I think I'd have to replace Sarah Michelle Gellar with (keeping with the Buffy theme) Eliza Dushku (Faith the bad slayer) or maybe Charisma Carpenter.

Yummy.:)

[Wak]

Thats a small house, can't make my mind up!

I reckon the Minogue sisters would have to come as a package, two for the price of one or I would do without Danni

I would swap Buffy for Helene Mayhew (think thats how you spell it) the woman who did the va va voom Renault ads

Saw a picture of Shakira on the front of the Star today and she looks nice.......and perhaps I'd add one of the Corrs (any except Jim!) for good measure. Perhaps all three......I know I'm greedy!

[DanS14]

I'd build a 4 storey extension.......:D


thinking...

Katie Holmes
And that girl from Smallville (is it Kirsten McCreuk or something?)

[Jezz_S13]

Too many honeys, not enough rooms. :(

[JK]

1) Sarah Michelle Gellar:D :D
2) Kylie
3) Heather Graham
4) (the girlies from) The Corrs ;)
(They're all family and I'm sure they wouldn't mind sharing a room!!):D :D :D :D

[H]

It was considered that if you wanted a person from a band or group you would be allowed the rest of the members if you so wished
I am obviously weird as my list would be
1 Miss Dynamite
2 Tweet
3 Lisa (from steps) adding the rest of the girls part
4 Angelina Croft
mmmmmmmmmm

[Dunk]

Helene whassahername (va-va-voom Clio woman)

Tara Fitzgerald

Cameron Diaz

Vicki Butler Henderson

[A8 YOB]

Arghhh! I hate these type of questions.......Can't decide....... Toooooo manyyyyy choices.................... argh!

Best I can do is two alternatives....

Page3/porn house......
Kathy Lloyd
Jo Guest
Adele Stephens
Katie Bell

OR.....

Showbiz house......
Joanna Taylor
Vicki Butler Henderson
Holly Valance
Carole Smilie

My head hurts :D

[AshT_200]

Mmmm tough one this, but ........

For pure Whore like women, it would have to be.

1/ Brianna Banks
2/ Jenna Jameson
3/ Summer Leigh
4/ Nikki Nova

Although, I might replace someone with Britney and a have a pop at her cherry, which apparently:rolleyes: hasn't been popped yet. :D

[MattyGee]

vicki butler henderson? jebus she is ming :eek:
oh well each to their own.

1.) Louise Redknapp
2.) Jenny McCarthy
3.) Francine Dee
4.) Alley Bagget

I would probably use room 1 or 3 the most.
:)

can i not a a double garage and keep jordan in it too? :D

[Kanes]

Originally posted by A8 YOB
My head hurts :D

don't try the old "i've got a headache excuse" you've picked them, you've got to sh@g them :D

hmmm

1. Pink
2. Kylie
3. Britney (aslong as she didn't sing)
4. Trish Stratus

and an industrial size tin of lube

[Jezz_S13]

Strange, thought evreyone would want Alana.

LMFAO :D:D:D:D:D

[JB]

[list=1]
Kylie Minogue
Natalie Umbrella (Imbuglia)
T'pol (from Enterprise)
Vanessa Paradis (as she is now)
[/list=1]

[Adam K]

what a great question

Kylie - obviously
denise richards
angelina jolie - in full tomb raider gear
some pron sl*t - for when im bored and r@ndy

adam

[Wak]

You had to get one French girl in didn't you jb :D

Still top choices though

[Daniel san]

Could you not make this easier and let us have like a 20room hotel or something, this is just far too taxing:rolleyes:

1: My Girlie (She's Bi ok, so I'm defo up for a threesome, at least! :eek: :D)
2: Kylie (obviously)
3: Alana (she has Bi tendencies too. See where I'm going here?!)
4: Natalie Watt (Defo gaggin for it!)

[GrahamB]

Ok now were talking about a quality thread that will run and run:D


1) Danni Minogue (prefer her to Kylie - Sorry)
2) Carrie Fisher (Star Wars when she was a bit younger)
3) Sam Fox (Nice bits:D)
4) Linda Hamilton pre T2

Mmm think I maybe showing my age a bit with this selection;)

No girls have replied to this yet with some blokes :( (cue TAC :D)

[Kelly san]

Hey guys;)

1: My geeza (you all know who he is)
2: Britney (Oooh baby:p)
3: Porscha (one of me bitches)
4: Gareth Gates (he's so cute:) )

[kevin_s14]

1/ jackie degg

2/ angelina jolie (dressed like she is in gone in 60 secs)

3/ jo guest

4/ britney

reserve list: denise van outen, cat deeley, kelly brook and sabrina the teenage witch;)

[Jeff]

Only need 1 room for my Mrs obviously.....

Unless she isn't readin this board :D in which case:

1. Kelly Brook
2. Angelina Jollie
3. Denise Richards
4. Kirsty Gallagher

Top thread, really gets the old brain going ;) :D

EDIT - so much so I had to edit one choice :o

[Leon]

Only 4 rooms...
can you sleep more than 1 to a room (not including yuorself?
I'm thinking bunk beds in the pure stack and rack stylee...
:P

[Keith_C]

Originally posted by H
Gulp
Last night we had a rather amusing covesation that I thought I'd share with the SX lot
You have a four bedroom Whorehouse you must choose the four celebrities you would have in it and who you would use the most
This is obviously open to all people on the board male, female S.L.a.G

Please dont ban me :(

Bloody hell - how strict do you think we are?!?!?! Only one person has ever been banned, and even then only due to overwhelming public pressure.

Anyway, me:

1. Kelly Brook
2. Cat Deeley
3. Denise Richards
Hmm, TBH I'd probably be content with those three, but if I must:
4. Cameron Diaz

This site may help people chose ;)

http://www.the100sexiestwomen.com

Some others might find this useful though ;)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/355118.stm

;)

[Daniel san]

Hmmmmm, one wonders why you sought that last link out anyway Keith?:o

[Paul_S13]

1.Eliza Dushku (great minds think alike Mr Carter :) )
2.Jakki Degg
3.Louise Rednapp
4.Shakira


Mmmmmmmm, works for me :D

[Jezz_S13]

Okay, been thinking about this, a lot, the missus enjoyed it. ;)

But...

<b>Kylie.</b> Cos she's a filthy minx
<b>Angelina Jolie.</b> Cos she's dirty, into pain and a honey.
<b>Calista Flockart. </b> Ally McBeal, don't ask, just feel it's necessary, could easily be thrown around, and undoubtedky a bit wierd. :)
<b>Catherine Keener.</b> The bird out of Being john Malkovitch, the weird dirty deranged one. :)

http://uk.imdb.com/Name?Keener,+Catherine

I see a trend here. :) Just one room and a box of toys would suffice.

If neither are available then <b>Carrie Ann Moss</b> in full Matrix cat suit.

And after that <b>Carol Vorderman</b> to nurse me better. :)

I thank you.

P.S. Dan_Blitzed... Nice. ;) :D:D:D:D

[barryjdart]

Me?

I'd choose

1) Kylie
2) Angelina Jolie
3) The girls from the Corrs
4) Jorja Fox (C.S.I.)

[H]

Cool glad everyone likes the thread. I was a bit worried about whether people would object to it.
Good to see some girlies posting....Wheres Tac and Hayley???
:D
Good work Dans_Bitch;)

[Daniel san]

Sorry, I couldn't stop her:D...............


even if I wanted to!

[TAC]

I've sat here for half an hour and I've still only filled one room!! I'm obviously too picky! :D:D

Will think some more, and let you know later :)

[TAC]

:D:D:D Have just noticed I'm a flamethrower now! Up there with the big boys, at last :)

[Leon]

Originally posted by TAC
:D:D:D Have just noticed I'm a flamethrower now! Up there with the big boys, at last :)

Only if you can fill all four rooms Tracy... shall we compare notes?!? ;)

[Geraint Thomas]

Mmmm, only 4 eh ;)

probably;

1. Erica rose Campbell

2. Chloe Vevrier

3. Pandora Peaks (about ten years ago) :(

4. Alyssa Alps

Probably be in room 1 most of the week :D :D :D

Would be a nice problem to have, like how to spend a lottery win!

How about a similar question with, say, four garages to fill, no max budget to worry about...

[STiMPY]

Arse, why only 4?! It's too difficult. Oh well, here goes:

1. Jeri Ryan
2. Andrea Parker
3. Jolene Blalock
and, just for completeness,
4. Jenna Jameson

I would spend most time in room 1, but that's just me :D

[vega]

Here is my twisted arrangement :)

1; Sarah Michelle Gellar

2; Andrea Corr

3; Charisma Carpenter

4; Elisha Cuthbert

5; Sabrina Teenage Witch

6; Pink

In whatever order, the extra two can be for entertainment in the kitchen and lounge :D. If the kitchen and lounge are forbidden, then I'll have to throw a dice to choose :confused:

:)

[Hayley]

Ok here is how weird I am

1/ My hubby (of course)
2/ Pete Duel (if he was still alive)
3/ Morten Harket (I am old)
4/ Ray Liotta.

My hubby's (who is also old)

1/ ME :D :D :D :D
2/ Cheryl Ladd (when she was in charlies angels)
3/ Catherine Bach ( daisy duke)
4/ Kim Cattrall.

[djsy69]

1) Cat Deeley
2) Natalie Portman (but not in star wars dress)
3) Jakki Degg
4) Lisa Snowdon

[StuyMac]

Hmmm, only 4.....

1) Rachel from Sclub 7
2) Sarah Michelle Gellar
3) Dani Minogue
4) Anna Kournikova

Recon that'd keep me busy for a little while :D