Dodger
29-07-2002, 16:50
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his
girlfriend, Marie, out for pleasant little picnic by
the Seine. As it's a beautiful day, and love is in the air,
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on
Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the
startled Marie.
"I am Pierre the famous fighter pilot! When I have red
meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing.
When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre,
kiss me lower."
Pierre tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay
and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are
you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, Pierre, kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her undies, grabs a bottle of Louis XIV Cognac
and pours it in her lap; then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, she screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our hero stands at attention defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"
girlfriend, Marie, out for pleasant little picnic by
the Seine. As it's a beautiful day, and love is in the air,
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on
Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the
startled Marie.
"I am Pierre the famous fighter pilot! When I have red
meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing.
When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre,
kiss me lower."
Pierre tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay
and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are
you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, Pierre, kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her undies, grabs a bottle of Louis XIV Cognac
and pours it in her lap; then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, she screams furiously, "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Our hero stands at attention defiantly and says, "I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"