Oh Pleeeeeeeeese!!!!

[GrahamB]

Last night gave a lift to my girlfriends little brother and his mate...

Nothing wrong yet....

I then find out that brother's mate has a supercharged VTR (will in future be referred to as thing) :)


OK, OK I'm sorry I should have checked first before letting the scum in the car in the first place and I'm having the car fumigated today:D


He then informs me that his thing is very quick indeed.

Yawn, these young'uns really need some edumacation:)

I then proceeded to inform the sad deluded fool that even a standard 200 would kick his things arse.:D

Subject swiftly changed :(

Really brought this on myself as bro and his mate live in SOUTHEND:(

I throw myself on the mercy of the court:D

[JB]

Yes well, most of us seem to have a 'black sheep' in the family.

My cousin in Northampton's son is now the proud owner of a 1 litre Corsa which he's just spent £4000 on bodykit, wheels, suspension etc. No bloody work on the engine of course, yet he reckons not only to be able to outhandle my SX and Venturi, but also to be able to beat them on acceleration as well.

It's only the fact that he's a blood relative that prevents me from putting the little twat out of my misery, but I'm inclined to believe that for the sake of humanity he shouldn't be alowed to breed.

Oh the shame :rolleyes: :( :confused: :D

[Ripper]

Originally posted by JB
......but I'm inclined to believe that for the sake of humanity he shouldn't be alowed to breed.

Spot on, JB!;)

[Kanes]

Originally posted by GrahamB
Really brought this on myself as bro and his mate live in SOUTHEND:(

yes sadly this is common
i kid you not, someone i knew bought a clio, spent £2000 on it, nothing done to engine. Yet the suspension was so low he couldnt have anymore than 1 passenger in the rear (note: he lives in scrub lane a road full of speed bumps)
then this is the killer, he had 2 record decks fitted in the rear seats! yes him and his baseball cap wearing friends had a loudspeaker on the roof and went around town blasting their unique "garage music" to anyone within a 500m radius. They challenged everything at the traffic lights to racing, this has included a 911 and a cerbera and even my rs50 (please note they didn't beat any of them, not even a 50cc rs50!) but claimed they won because their car was 'phatter'
Now he went out and crashed (suprise suprise), mummy and daddy bought him a new car (the smart car lol) it now has a bodyklit and is painted purple and green. It's ugly as sin, no pulling power yet he still thinks he's michael schumacher. Hmm i wonder why i'm paying £2000 insurance, i guess the average 17 year old can't drive for ****

Southend central is crawling with them, what used to be a good place for real car drivers (imprezzas, intergrales and the like) has been ruined.. there's only one upside, every week one of them manages to stack it into a ditch/tree or lamposts and occasionally gets killed. Well i suppose that's Darwin for you, the bottom of the food chain

[SteveCarter200]

Not aimed at Kanes but your Clio owning aquaintance and similar ilk.

Please let that be the last ever use of 'Phatter' or any derivative of the word. Any twonk that uses that word in any connection to a car, or indeed anything, needs to be urgently receiving a stern warning and then removed to the middle of an empty field with a sack over his head and feel the sharp end of a 9mm parabellum in the back of his head.

[DanS14]

Do I take it that you would also dissaprove of the drivers of such vehicles such as those with too many aliphatic compounds in their hair, displaying over emphatic behaviour at traffic lights and their over general phatic expressionism that is no use to anyone??

Are are you unemphatic about the whole thing?

(i'll use my gun)