liquidsmoke
22-07-2005, 11:05
Went out for a couple of pints with a mate last night, went to the local burger van in the centre of cambridge for the obligatory large kebab with cheesy chips and garlic and chili sauce. Start to walk home and some chav is in my face wanting some money for chips.
a) We had actually spent all of our change on the food we just bought.
b) He looked like he had just sold his arse around the corner for his last pint of local cider :clap:
b) I'm ****ed if I'm giving some tosser a quid out of my pocket :indiff:
So he wouldnt bugger off. And I'm certainly not the violent type and I never go around looking for fights but this one was persistent. He really really wanted to be hit, so I put him out of his misery :( I ended up dancing around the market square to the amusement of everyone munching, running after this guy trying to smack him, then somehow in between hitting his person, managed to smack a shop door extremely hard with all my weight behind it :(
My elbow now cannot be fully extended or bent without hurting like hell. Now I'm yet to find out if I can drive or not :wack:
My mate however got it worse as he was trying to talk sense to someone and split it up and got a nice fist right in his jaw which is now apparently the size of a small grapefruit. :thumbs:
a) We had actually spent all of our change on the food we just bought.
b) He looked like he had just sold his arse around the corner for his last pint of local cider :clap:
b) I'm ****ed if I'm giving some tosser a quid out of my pocket :indiff:
So he wouldnt bugger off. And I'm certainly not the violent type and I never go around looking for fights but this one was persistent. He really really wanted to be hit, so I put him out of his misery :( I ended up dancing around the market square to the amusement of everyone munching, running after this guy trying to smack him, then somehow in between hitting his person, managed to smack a shop door extremely hard with all my weight behind it :(
My elbow now cannot be fully extended or bent without hurting like hell. Now I'm yet to find out if I can drive or not :wack:
My mate however got it worse as he was trying to talk sense to someone and split it up and got a nice fist right in his jaw which is now apparently the size of a small grapefruit. :thumbs: