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turbo pete
28-06-2002, 13:55
Most number of posts with totally useless trivia. I reckon if we had a top ten posters in each section Starionman would win this.
At least he likes Joe satriani though if my memory serves me correctly.
:) :) :)
Turbo pete
I think there's a compliment in there...
somewhere...
;)
Just think what poor Mugger is gonna have to listen too :D
Pass this on to his boss - Offer him 10K to stay..pleeeeease
Mugger....We soon wont recognise him. 5-1 he sorts his burst seat first ! 3 Quid each way on the buckled front end :D
bugger will be getting the ripped seats and front bumper :D
...But starion doesn't post at weekends, does he?
Tracy
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*Hacked off with having nuffin to read at weekends! :( *
reporting the sighting of yet another very schmart and tidy looking example of your cherished mode of vehicular transport, one red starion turbo thing, boolax cant remember the reg now, two letters and four numbers youngish blonde haired bloke(?) driving it, must admit it were a nice looking car mate!!
this was supposed to be a new thread, tooo many smirny, sooozz.
Hey hey hey
and once more
hey hey hey
nice to know I'm missed!!!
Well, I'm still waiting for my prize - so long as it is a veggie buger, low fat chips and a Guiness that is :) :) :)
I usually post at the w/e, except when my dad decides to take the old PC apart before noticing that the new one has a shorted lead... but I'm back now mwuhuhuhuhuhuhaaa
I've fixed the "buckled" front on Mugger - t'was only the bumper. The seat will have to wait - I am now unemployed soon to be self employed so no money :(
And bugger doesn't even come into it... Dirty Jibber...
As for Big S, he's gorgous and red and smokin'..
;) ;)
Be good all while I dig up more usells crap, wouldn't want to lose my top placing, would I??? :) :)
ah, buggerin buggerin buggers!!!!
Originally posted by jibber
ah, buggerin buggerin buggers!!!!
*sings* You can't get rid of me, like a condom in a lavatory...
;)
Jibber, don't you mean beggery buggery beggering bolloxing buggery bellowing mermaid's balls?
im having a guess here coz ive never seen a mermaid, but, i doubt they got balls, unless they play tennis or footy or rugby or golf or table tennis or hockey or snooker or pool or water polo or croquet or bowls or basket ball or net ball orbaseball or ozzy footy or yanky footy or squash or hurling or is that curling ya know the irish game or unless she had a pair sewn on for ballast :D :D :D
Originally posted by jibber
im having a guess here coz ive never seen a mermaid, but, i doubt they got balls, unless they play tennis or footy or rugby or golf or table tennis or hockey or snooker or pool or water polo or croquet or bowls or basket ball or net ball orbaseball or ozzy footy or yanky footy or squash or hurling or is that curling ya know the irish game or unless she had a pair sewn on for ballast :D :D :D
But you admit, you've never seen one.....
i admit, ive never ever ever ever ever ever ever seen one, to the best of my knowledge
Originally posted by jibber
i admit, ive never ever ever ever ever ever ever seen one, to the best of my knowledge
so they may well have bollox...
but you must acknowledge the possibility...
yes theres a possability but theres also doubt!!
Originally posted by jibber
yes theres a possability but theres also doubt!!
Like with Extra Value Ice Cream...
We agree!!! :D ;) :eek: :D
sort of, another way to look at it is, if a mermaid can hold her breath for over ten minutes and swim at depths greater than we were designed too and fight off hooge sharks and rip the legs off giant squid and spit in the eye of a titan, then, in my books, she must have a pair of bollox to be jealous of!!!!!!!!!
Unless you wanted to fit into a pair of tight black leather strides for a nite on the town. Then it would just be sore.
And they can't do much for her hydrodynamics?
in fact if her tits were as big as her bollox she wouldnt be able to dive at all, shed just float along with her boyancy aids sticking high
thats assuming a mermaids tits and bollox are the same density as a human's.
they must have some kind of swim bladder/diving device like some fish. Maybe the bollox and tits are those devices???
I LOVE the http://www.sxoc.com/vbb/images/top_search.gif function!!!
Wasn't looking for this at all... and I'd forgotten all about it!
:D
I think you've long-since been usurped by Ant in this category.
almost certainly, I couldn't compete with that shitemeister :D
but I'd almost forgotten the mermaid conversation...
wasn't there some superb mermaid insult from way back in those, halycon days?
Originally posted by Starionman
halycon
OK, I thought that was a word?
In fact, I am sure of it...
but the CED doesn't recognise it...
Help?
It is a word - youre alright :)
Used in correct context as well :thumbs:
cheers dude.
Can't find a reference to it anywhere, even on the internet... (aprt from holiday camp names for some reason)
Sometimes I make up my own words... can be hard to know which is which
:D
halcyon
halycon
halcyon
halycon
Originally posted by Jon
halcyon
that's what I meant :)
Ta buddy
Sideways Danny
21-10-2003, 15:13
funny, I was just thinking about the mermaid insult!!!
i'm gonna do a search
Here go:
15 December
Alcyone/ Halycon Days
The feast day of the Greek goddess Alcyone marks the beginning of the halycon days -- the seven days before and seven days after the winter solstice. It is considered a time of peace.
Usually used in contemporary speech to describe extremely happy times i.e. The short period where my Nissan was actually working properly :rolleyes:
Sideways Danny
21-10-2003, 15:24
found it!!!! have a look at the thread list ive resurected some:D :D :D :D
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