I give up

[Leon]

On me way into work this morning was pulled out on my a 65seater coach and then someone in the left decided to go right at a r'bout without so much as a signal.
Then, just spooling up for a quick sprint got doulbe flashed.
Hmm, me thinks, police? accident? horse? small child? orgy? icecream van? No JUST SOME SELFRIGHTEOUS MEMBER OF HER MAJESTYS MOTORING PUBLIC DISGRUNTLED THAT I'VE GOT A BETTER CAR

WHY CAN'T THE SELFRIGHTEOUS TITS FUK OFF???????????????????????????????????
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ah, that's better. Anyone fancy some carnage?

[JB]

Wasn't an old fart in a Merc flashed you was it. They always do that to me and toot the horn for good measure :mad:

As for coach/lorry drivers wel... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Knights of the road my @rse :eek:

[Leon]

Originally posted by JB
Wasn't an old fart in a Merc flashed you was it. They always do that to me and toot the horn for good measure :mad:

As for coach/lorry drivers wel... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Knights of the road my @rse :eek:

No - WORSE
A white Pug or citroen frog-fetid-foetus-crap

[JB]

Originally posted by Starionman


No - WORSE
A white Pug or citroen frog-fetid-foetus-crap

:D :D :D

[dannyboy]

I agree coach drivers are bunch of w@nkers! I live in sunny sunny Bournemouth so we have coaches pumping old farts in by the truck load. I parked my car up on the cliffs (only free parking remotely near town). Come back to my car, my car is now on the pavement, front bumper half hanging off. The car got a real battering.

No note left on the car so I am going mad, and for some strange reason decided to go over to the hotel opposite my newly redesigned car and check if anyone saw it, the receptionist saw the lot and got his plate, apparently this coach decided to do a 3 point turn in a very thin road, battering my car in the process and then he decided to drive off.

So called the rozzers he denied it but kinda struggled to explain the damage to the back of his coach and my green paint on the back of his coach, he got done for driving off after an accident and my car got sorted.

But just goes to show they dont give a f*ck about anybody else on the road. ******s!

[JB]

You only have to see the way they pull out on motorways (manouevre, signal, never look in the mirror) to know they don't give a fcuk.

My confession for the day is that once, when I was working in France many years ago, a lorry pulled out on me as I was level with him on the A26 motorway (2 lane). He scared the sh!t out of me and I'm afraid the red mist cam down. Once he'd finished his overtaking manoevre I pulled in behind him until we got to an empty stretch of motorway. I then overtook him, pulled in in front of him and slammed the brakes on very hard. He brakes hard and his rig jacknifes. I just carried on driving not giving a fcuk. Later, I thought it propably hadn't been such a good move, but at the time I was well pleased.

[Jezz_S13]

That is quality JB. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[dunc]

JB, thats the fist time I have ever heard of a car bullying a truck off of the road :eek:

You are an inspiration to us all, what car were you driving?

[JB]

Company Citroen CX, so didn't give a ****

[dunc]

Ah, it all becomes clear - The immortal words "Company Car" ;)