Jacko's Blitz Zorst Fund

[Jacko]

Having spent the last 6 or 7 weeks revising and working very hard towards my degree, not going out, not drinking, not really driving! I finally have one exam left to go.

When this is finished i shall be treating myself to a new goody for the car, however being a poor stereotypical student (apart from owning an s13 that is :D) i am on a very low budget, so will just about only be able to afford an oil change, or other such cheap non perfromance enhancing purchases.

In the best interests of modifying my car and not wanting to dissapoint fellow owners by not being inkeeping with the best intentions of the sxoc, i feel it would be more appropriate to get rid of my old rusty exhaust and replace it with a fcuk off huge Blitz NUR spec :D

However due to the aforementioned lack of funds, i feel it would be only appropriate that my fellow owners should find it in themselves to help out a fellow member in need, and donate money to my blitz exhaust fund.

however i realise this may seem a rather extravagant request, and people may be reluctant to give up their hard earned cash, for my gain, and it for this reason that i am not asking for large amounts of money, i feel £ 5 each is an appropriate sum :)

As a little reassurance for your donations, you will each recieve a photo of me next to my car with the exhaust fitted (signed of course :D ), a personal letter of thanks, and you will be happy in the knowledge that your money has gone to a worthy cause :D

For those who wish to make regular donations, please pm me for direct debit details. For those who wish to make the single donation, please provide a contact number below,and i will be in contact shortly.

All donations will of course be gratefully recieved.

Thank you for your kindness and attention

:D :D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Jacko
(Living in a little make believe world of his own :D )

[Si T]

:mad: :mad: :mad:
get a credit card like everyone else
:D

[David_S14]

I always remember waiting at the local chip shop for ages in a long line of people, got fed up and walked to the front of the line to see what was going on to find a student trying to buy a bag of chips with a cheque :rolleyes:
I offered to get them for him and added my stuff to his order so I didn't have to wait in line :)
That was the one and only donation to student kind :p

[Cheekee]

Cheekee fecker

If there is any change left over from my next sports bra purchase
do you think I'll be rushing over to you with it?

Hello

I think aa career in polatics awaits you.................

Now bu**er off

When my cat has stopped scratching her ear I'll send you her special collar and some black paint that'll do yer.

Now if you want to turn your mota into a real FM get some stiletto cups to go above the passenger seat



:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :cool: :p ;) :D

Now where's my spell checker:(

[Chris_Lacey]

Why not make yourself a student taxi service, pack the buggers in and charge for fuel :)

We need entrepeneurs not blaggers in this country!! :D

[Supraman1]

Contact number?

1-800-YEAH-RIGHT! ;)

Nice try though - you don't get if you don't ask :)

[Jacko]

Ah well, a little dissapointing, but it was worth a try :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:D :D :D

[stella]

I'd make a donation but you'd have to make it worth my while;) ;) ;)

Charge by the hour, or since you are a man, every 3 mins:eek:

[Gaz]

Charge by the hour, or since you are a man, every 3 mins:eek:


Have we met before Stella :D:D:D

[Jacko]

Originally posted by stella
I'd make a donation but you'd have to make it worth my while;) ;) ;)

Charge by the hour, or since you are a man, every 3 mins:eek:

Ahem, give me some credit please, i can manage 5 mins, mind you that is on a good day :D :rolleyes:

Canny remember if i asked you bfore, but are you coming on the 8th

;)

[stella]

gaz- don't think i know you (yet):p

jacko- i may be there on 8th not sure yet.

Don't know if theres a subliminal message in whether i'm coming on 8th or not but it could be fun to find out:eek:

[Gaz]

Where are WE going on the 8th ? :):):)

[stella]

Whats going on?
Am i now on a double date or something?:confused:

[Gaz]

LoL , wrong end of stick methinks (although i'm always up for a

bit of fun :D) i meant is there something happening on the 8th I

don't know about?

[barryjdart]

Gaz

Our monthly meet at Longwell Green, Bristol.

You're more than welcome.