no no no no no:(

[matt_j]

what the feck?
fake sounding dump valves, fake rear brake discs, and now stuff like this:( it makes me really worry about the people that think tis stuff up:(

[Jezz_S13]

LOL, I've seen one of them before. :D:D:D:D

http://www.sxoc.com/site/images/images_s13/stevecarter100/carter_smalls/fmic_2_small.jpg

[matt_j]

Originally posted by Jezz_S13
LOL, I've seen one of them before. :D:D:D:D

http://www.sxoc.com/site/images/images_s13/stevecarter100/carter_smalls/fmic_2_small.jpg

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
heh yeah, those "new alloys" steve has....they are just him painting a wheel onto a bit of circular cardboard and sellotaping it to his teardrop 15s when the car is at a standstill to complete the "essex bad boy" look:D:D:D:D:D

[Jezz_S13]

:cool::D :cool: :D :cool: :D :cool: :D :cool:

[Dunk]

Indeed

My village boasts the worlds only 'turbocharged' Saxo

Complete with Viper stripes, Motorsport Sunstrip, chrome exhaust trim

and.....

the best bit.....

Greddy, Toms, Apex-R and NISMO stickers on the doors!!!!!!!!!





:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Dickhead

[shadowninja]

cool. I can get some for my tvr... one at the front, one at the back and one on the roof. Fantastic.

Oh and a couple of those fake dump valves. I'll make it goes pshhhhh even when accelerating!




out of interest, shouldn't an intercooler be black anyway? light colours make it harder for heat to pass through or something?

[Chris_Lacey]

Originally posted by Dunk
Dickhead

Is that you're new signature Dunk?!!!!

Feeling a bit low at the moment?!!

[shadowninja]

Originally posted by matt_j


ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
heh yeah, those "new alloys" steve has....they are just him painting a wheel onto a bit of circular cardboard and sellotaping it to his teardrop 15s when the car is at a standstill to complete the "essex bad boy" look:D:D:D:D:D

you might laugh but in halfords you can buy... alloy-look or chrome-look 5 spoke wheel trims.

and if that wasn't bad enough, I was watching MTV Cribs a while ago, and some guy showed the interviewer his car... he'd put these strips of chromed metal on the wheels which span round while the car was stationary... claimed they looked cool. instantly wrote the rap industry off as being sad twats! hmm

-Darren

[Dunk]

Originally posted by DL


Is that you're new signature Dunk?!!!!

Feeling a bit low at the moment?!!


C'mon then you bastid!!!

I'll take you all on - one at a time or all at once... makes no difference to me ya basts!


And yes I am feeling low.

In the last eight weeks the following has happened:


1) Won, then had to withdraw from a six month £2.5million pound bid at work. Six months work down the ****ter.

2) Consequently, I'm now 2% of annual target approximately halfway through the year

3) My woman left, taking the kids with her.

4) I've had to sell the house due to my debt being almost bigger than the UKs entire GDP

5) The exhaust manifold cracked on the 200sx.

6) I've had a headache for nearly a month now

7) What a totally pants time I'm having.

[Chris_Lacey]

Harsh luck mate. On the plus side....

If you wait a while before repurchasing anywhere the prices will have dropped. You get to be cool dad and not have a lot of the inherent responsibilities of child care, just the good bits. You can put a shiney new manifold on your 200, and you'd be justified in doing it. 2% off target isn't too bad, for all you know you'll end up with a stunning contract in 3 months from out of the blue. As for the headache, take a few neurofen and stop being a big girl :D :D

[shadowninja]

Originally posted by DL
Harsh luck mate. On the plus side....

If you wait a while before repurchasing anywhere the prices will have dropped. You get to be cool dad and not have a lot of the inherent responsibilities of child care, just the good bits. You can put a shiney new manifold on your 200, and you'd be justified in doing it. 2% off target isn't too bad, for all you know you'll end up with a stunning contract in 3 months from out of the blue. As for the headache, take a few neurofen and stop being a big girl :D :D

I got this horrible feeling that he didn't typo when he typed "2% of annual target"... ie not 2% off but 2% of... :eek:

[Dunk]

Oh yes

In line for Underperformer of the Year award.

£75,000 Gross Profit achieved against Target of £3.75 million.

Year ends on 1st December.

DON'T PANIC MR MAINWARING!!!!

[shadowninja]

well... good luck!!!

[Vez]

What about Stick on Window Rivit Kits, there that good you cant open your windows ever again!

[AshT_200]

Nah,

Sticker Sheets from Max Power or Fast car.

Should give at least 100hp

[shadowninja]

Originally posted by Vez
What about Stick on Window Rivit Kits, there that good you cant open your windows ever again!

*laffs* or worse still, the car's a 3 door hatch back so the rear windows open out horizontally (if you see what I mean) and when they're opened, all the rivet areas move outwards too so you can see the glass behind them

(I'm not sure that makes sense... so if you buy me the kit and a Nova 1.1 I'll show you!) :confused: