Is it just me or what?!!!!!

[JB]

Arrived at work this morning (always a bad thing to do on a Monday :( ). We share a building with a couple of other companies and this woman was behind me in the corridor, carrying loads of stuff and looking like she was going to drop it. Being a gentleman, I held the door open for her and as she went through it she called me a sexist pig :mad: :mad: :mad:

So my question is am I a sexist pig for holding a door open for a woman (I would have done it for a man as well I must say) or is she a stupid cow whose face I should have punched in? ;)

[Johnny]

No its not just you ..... I am a sexist pig as well ..... and a pervert ... with a good handfull of interesting fetishes. ... and I still want to play with lego

Oh by the way for future reference, this does not make a good Personal ad

But seriously .... you should report her to HR for harassing you. :)

[Nathan_200sx]

You cant win with that sort of woman mate, personaly if I saw her comming again I'd slam the door in her face and then ask her if that how she prefers to be treated. your not an english middle class male by any chance? dont stand a chance then. best thing you can do is chop a leg off, become a junky and shag animals that way you'll have more outreach workers and goverment funds than you can shake a stick at.:mad: :mad:

[JB]

Originally posted by Nathan_200sx
best thing you can do is chop a leg off, become a junky and shag animals that way you'll have more outreach workers and goverment funds than you can shake a stick at.:mad: :mad:

You forgot to add the bit about being an asylum seeker, then I'd get everything I wanted for free, for ever:mad:

[jibber]

err, thought it was just beeing polite actually

[JB]

Originally posted by jibber
err, thought it was just beeing polite actually

So did I but apparently not. Still, maybe it was her time of month :D

[Chris_Lacey]

I always open doors for people, hasve been called that a couple of times to which I always reply "your welcome.." , then they look small and pathetic :)

[Filmidget]

I would have had a go at her for being sexist 'cos she assumed you were doing it because she was a woman and you were a man(ie she made a judgement based on your sex). :mad:

Either that or walked past and pinched her arse and given it your best Sid James laugh :D

Cheers, Phil

[Leon]

said in the right sort of voice, esp from behind boxes, what sounds lik e"Sexist Pig" actually is .."testicles licked..." in part of a sentance.
Wayhey!

I hold doors open for all genders. Pinched buttocks optional.

[JB]

Originally posted by Filmidget
I would have had a go at her for being sexist 'cos she assumed you were doing it because she was a woman and you were a man(ie she made a judgement based on your sex). :mad:

Either that or walked past and pinched her arse and given it your best Sid James laugh :D

Cheers, Phil

:D :D :D

[shadowninja]

this board is becoming really topical isn't it.

so... who will win... Pakistan or India? ;)

PS sounded like politeness to me... can't win can we :rolleyes:

[Nathan_200sx]

Originally posted by shadowninja
this board is becoming really topical isn't it.

so... who will win... Pakistan or India? ;)

PS sounded like politeness to me... can't win can we :rolleyes:

India has more nuke's and an army 50 times bigger. I know which one my money's on;) :rolleyes:

[Johnny]

Originally posted by Nathan_200sx


India has more nuke's and an army 50 times bigger. I know which one my money's on;) :rolleyes:

Ok so lets say The do go to nukes ... how long before we here in England (and the few guys on this BB in Europe) get affected by the fall out ???

[Nathan_200sx]

Well here's the thing, we have good relations with india, and so does Russia so guess who has "good" realtionships with pakistan, yup the usa even though the country is full of terrorists I think China dont like india either as it's the secong biggest power in asia and therefore treats it as a threat. but hey JB only held the door open for some dorris, bit of a thread hijack even by our standards ;)

[djsy69]

No its not just you ..... I am a sexist pig as well ..... and a pervert ... with a good handfull of interesting fetishes. ... and I still want to play with lego ......... DAD?

[AshT_200]

Originally posted by Johnny


Ok so lets say The do go to nukes ... how long before we here in England (and the few guys on this BB in Europe) get affected by the fall out ???

We should be ok from fall out. Monsoon Season will stop us getting any.

Back to topic.... You could have punched her in the face then told her you would have done that to a man if he'd been verbally abusive. Now that's what I call equality :D

[shadowninja]

and... back off-topic...

I was refering to the World Cup.

Honest.

[Johnny]

Originally posted by shadowninja
and... back off-topic...

I was refering to the World Cup.

Honest.

So were we ........ so who do you think will be the first to declare war ??? :D

[Bean]

Originally posted by Nathan_200sx


India has more nuke's and an army 50 times bigger. I know which one my money's on;) :rolleyes:

What I don't undestand is why they're fighting over those jumpers! :D

What's so important about them? :confused:

[Johnny]

Originally posted by BeanS14


What I don't undestand is why they're fighting over those jumpers! :D

What's so important about them? :confused:


Oh follow the news will you ... the jumper dispute is just a carry on from the last 20 years of who does actually make the best Kashmiri Chicken with Pilau Rice, Keema naan, chips and a larger.

[Johnny]

Originally posted by Johnny

the best Kashmiri Chicken with Pilau Rice, Keema naan, chips and a larger.

Which is so bloody pointless as everyone knows its the Akash in Chipnum .. home of the best onion bhajis ever :D