Earthquake in Merthyr

[GINNO]

:D One for Chris

[GINNO]

A major earthquake measuring 4.8 on the Richter scale, hit in the
early hours of this morning and epicentered on Merthyr Tydfil, South Wales.
Victims can be seen wondering aimlessly muttering: "How be?" "Tidy
mind" and "Can't fault it butt'.
The earthquake decimated the area, causing approximately £35.00 worth
of damage. Several priceless collections of mementoes from the Balearics
and Spanish Costas were damaged. Three areas of historic and
scientifically significant burnt out cars were disturbed. Many people were woken well
before their giro arrived. Thousands are confused and bewildered,
trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting has happened in
Merthyr. One resident, 15 year old, Sara-Angharad Davies, mother of
five said, "It was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running
into my bedroom crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Kylie-Storm slept
through it. l was still shaking when I was watching Trisha this morning, I
was."
Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as
normal.
The British Red Cross have so far managed to ship 4000 crates of Sunny
Delight to the area to help the stricken masses. Rescue workers are
still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of
personal belongings including benefit books, jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at
Argos and bone china from Pound Stretcher.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise clothing and food parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in it.
Clothing is most sought after. Items required include:- Fill baseball
caps, Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers), shell suits (female), white
sports socks, Nike Air basketball boots and any other items usually sold in
TKMaxx.
Food parcels may be harder to put together but necessary all the same,
required foodstuffs include:- Microwave meals, tins of baked beans,
icecream and cans of colt 45 or special brew. £1 buys curry n chips and
blue pop for a family of four.
£10 can take a family to Port Talbot for the day, where children can
play on a radioactive beach in front of the National collection of steel
works.
£0.68 pays for a return bus ticket to the countryside where they can
pick magic mushrooms to feed a family. 22p buys a biro for filling in a
compensation claim. Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight
of "posh" housing is unfair on the population of neighbouring areas of
Tredegar, Aberdare and Ebbw Vale!

Please send what you can.

[Escy]

lmao :thumbs:

[MeLLoN Stu]

pmsl :D yes lots of money will be needed to replace the stolen garments and demolished walls after this weekends events in merthyr aswell :D

[ade76]

i just hope the wall is insured :D

[VIDAL BABBOON]

LMFAO

:notworthy:

[GINNO]

I recon the earthquake was the reason for Chris hitting his head the other night!!

[MeLLoN Stu]

i reckon it was chris hitting the wall that caused the earthquake, the noise of his head taking the whole impact of his weight slamming against the wall was horrific apparently, put it this way it was enough to make the people in the shop come out and see wtf was happening. matt J compared it to someone hitting the wall with a sledgehammer and wasnt exaggerating. :eek:

[Wookie]

matt J compared it to someone hitting the wall with a sledgehammer and wasnt exaggerating.
Probably caused the same amount of damage to :D :thumbs:

[GINNO]

Chris the sledge head!! Sounds good dont it

[VIDAL BABBOON]

Nah not got any ring to it.

What about

Chris the hammer, head !

ROFL

[pdh 14a]

I recon the earthquake was the reason for Chris hitting his head the other night!!

It was the aftershock :wack:

[Chris]

the wall was fecking lucky :nod: if it hadn't a knocked me out i would have given it a right hander :whip:

[VIDAL BABBOON]

the wall was fecking lucky :nod: if it hadn't a knocked me out i would have given it a right hander :whip:

lmfao

Mate you are a legend :nod:

[ade76]

http://www.boozie.me.uk/images/DSC00013.jpg

that was about 2pm, so if thats anything to go by you can imagine the state on him


right i'll get my coat i am now banned

[Butuz]

Rofl :D

Butuz

[MeLLoN Stu]

http://www.boozie.me.uk/images/DSC00013.jpg

that was about 2pm, so if thats anything to go by you can imagine the state on him


right i'll get my coat i am now banned

lmfao :D
well he night before i'd imagine he looked something like this .... :D

http://www.sxoc.co.uk/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=15743&stc=1
http://www.sxoc.co.uk/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=15744&stc=1

:D

that was way after the wall confrontation too, madman isnt he :D

[MeLLoN Stu]

ever seen a man kiss his nose ? pucker up son :D

http://www.sxoc.co.uk/vbb/attachment.php?attachmentid=15745&stc=1

i'll stop now before he gets too embarrassed and i get banned :D

[ade76]

rofl, he sould drive a supra or zx300 with that chest wig ;)

[Wookie]

He's a right playboy ain't he :D :D :hurl: :hurl:

Where's the photo with all the mayo over his chops :confused:

[MeLLoN Stu]

rofl, he sould drive a supra or zx300 with that chest wig ;)


looks like a bird of the feathered variety did a comedy cartoon style splat on his chest doesnt it :D

[GAV200]

THAT EARTH QWAKE MUST BE A REGULAR THING COS LAST TIME I WENT THERE IT LOOKED THE SAME. KIND OF LIKE ROSEN VASY :p

[VIDAL BABBOON]

LOL @ the pics

This thread is now doomed though lol