djsy69
23-05-2002, 20:19
at work we were talking about old stand-up vids like eddy murphy's raw and delirious, richard pryor ect, and were on about the " your mommas so fat" lines, and we were saying all the ones we could remember, which ones do you know?, i'll start off with a few
your mommas so fat... that after sex i roll over 3 times, and im still on the bitch!
your mommas so fat...that before sex, she has to fart so i know where to aim!
your mommas so fat...that she has to iron her knickers in the drive way!
your mommas so fat...that when were having sex, i burn my ass on the light bulb!
your mommas so fat... oh bollox, cant remember the rest:mad:
your mommas so fat... that after sex i roll over 3 times, and im still on the bitch!
your mommas so fat...that before sex, she has to fart so i know where to aim!
your mommas so fat...that she has to iron her knickers in the drive way!
your mommas so fat...that when were having sex, i burn my ass on the light bulb!
your mommas so fat... oh bollox, cant remember the rest:mad: