Marky Boy
16-05-2002, 22:26
This is my story of what happend to me last night. This is brilliant.
I went out on the piss with my sisters boyfriend in edinburgh. After consuming various doubles, pint and what ever else i could drink we went home to my sisters flat at about 3am.
I crashed out on the bed as soon as i got in the door. Thats as much as i remember up to that point. Next thing i remember is waking up with some one coming through the front door . It turns out to be the cleaner. She see my lying in the bed and asks me who i am, and if Ian knows im here. Im lying there thinking who the f*ck is Ian, and when the f*ck my sister got a cleaner. So i got up and looked around. Holly feck I was in the wrong flat. The flat down stairs. I looked for my clothes which wern't there?? I was only in my boxers. I though f*ck apoligised to the cleaner still half cut from the night before, and with know idea how i got there, or how i got in. At that point left the flat and went upstairs to my sisters.
My sister had phoned the police because i was missing and all my clothes and shoes were still in the flat, and also phoned all my mates looking for me.
My sister say that I got up at 7am and they thought i was in the tiolet. Still cant remember any of this but the flat down stairs went on holiday yesterday and must have left the door unlocked from the cleaner.
Whoops!! Wont do that again in a hurry.
:D :D :D :D
I went out on the piss with my sisters boyfriend in edinburgh. After consuming various doubles, pint and what ever else i could drink we went home to my sisters flat at about 3am.
I crashed out on the bed as soon as i got in the door. Thats as much as i remember up to that point. Next thing i remember is waking up with some one coming through the front door . It turns out to be the cleaner. She see my lying in the bed and asks me who i am, and if Ian knows im here. Im lying there thinking who the f*ck is Ian, and when the f*ck my sister got a cleaner. So i got up and looked around. Holly feck I was in the wrong flat. The flat down stairs. I looked for my clothes which wern't there?? I was only in my boxers. I though f*ck apoligised to the cleaner still half cut from the night before, and with know idea how i got there, or how i got in. At that point left the flat and went upstairs to my sisters.
My sister had phoned the police because i was missing and all my clothes and shoes were still in the flat, and also phoned all my mates looking for me.
My sister say that I got up at 7am and they thought i was in the tiolet. Still cant remember any of this but the flat down stairs went on holiday yesterday and must have left the door unlocked from the cleaner.
Whoops!! Wont do that again in a hurry.
:D :D :D :D