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TAC
12-05-2002, 18:40
...Sorry, guys, DIY purposes only! ;) :D :D

Have just spent the last 3 hours lugging round 2ft square paving slabs. (VERY heavy :( ) Was trying to make stable base for me pond filter.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Stupid incompetent girly! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: No sense of the practical...silly tart...(Tracy trails off into incoherent muttering)....finally get the slab thing sorted, hoik the (equally heavy) filter unit back into position....only to find that the outlet pipe can only just reach the pond! :mad: :mad: :mad: Am gonna have to do the whole thing again tomorrow after work. :(

Me arms hurt, me back hurts, hands won't stop shaking *sniff*...am gonna have a shower and crack open a bottle of wine....votes of sympathy would be much appreciated.
DJFish
12-05-2002, 18:58
I can see this one going down hill rapidly:D

Cue the lecherous comments!

I'll start, erm.... hose length:D....can I rub your shoulders for you:rolleyes: ....erm....should be in the kitchen cooking my dinner:p ...........
Nope, can't come up with anything original at the moment....over to you guys!

Dave:p
Sideways Danny
12-05-2002, 19:06
no no no, go the lazy option, and get a longer outlet hose, ooh suits you sir , a long hose, does the lady like it long sir, does she sir, want it long sir, ooh (sorry i've got that sunday feeling)
DJFish
12-05-2002, 19:09
:D:D:D:D:D
That's the spirit! Do it yourself madam? OOH, suits you! OOH!

And so on and so on.........

I'm off home, night all.

Dave
jibber
12-05-2002, 20:57
i'm biting my tongue, dont know how long i can resisttttt. heart poundingggg, pulse racinggggg, must hhhaaaannnnnggggggg oooonnnnnnnnn, must nottttt mmmmaaaakkkkeeeeee wwwiiiittttyyyyyy cccooooooommmmmmeeeennnnnttttttt, tttoooonnnngggguuuueeeeee huuuuurrrrtttiiinnggggg, bbbllloooooddd rrrruunnnnnnniiinnngggg dddoowwnnnnnn ccchhheeeeeeekkk, mmmuuuussstttt nnnooottttt.......................
Kev
12-05-2002, 21:56
Yeah right, no-one would believe u could make a witty comment anyway jibber!:p :D :D :D :p

Tracy, its called DIY for a reason, otherwise it would be gsetdifu (get someone else to do it for u).:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Anyway, i thought u were pretty good at DIY?
Especially with power tools:D :D :D :D
TAC
12-05-2002, 23:40
Originally posted by Kevs 200sx
Tracy, its called DIY for a reason, otherwise it would be gsetdifu (get someone else to do it for u

Yeah Kev, wish i could gsetdifu!

No worries, guess I know how tomorrow night will be spent! :(:(
AshT_200
13-05-2002, 09:05
Hey Tracy,

Surely for someone in Mensa, you would have made sure the hose reached? ;):D
Kev
13-05-2002, 19:36
Originally posted by antmcp
Hey Tracy,

Surely for someone in Mensa, you would have made sure the hose reached? ;):D

ROTFPML!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:p :D :D :D :p
jibber
13-05-2002, 20:23
dont listen to em trace, twas an easy mistake to make!!!!!!!;) ;) :D :D
TomM
13-05-2002, 21:16
For f*ck's sake, woman, stop moaning. ( ;) ) Just think of all the time / sweat / money / energy you won't now have to spend at some god-awful silly step-aerobics type class, just to tone up those areas that are now aching. And don't go and spoil it all drinking wine - the calories'll go straight onto your thighs! Do what all good girls should do - chew on some nice tasty nutritious lettuce and wash your hair :D :D

On a similar note, I need a woman... dammit, my beer's empty, wench :D :D
Leon
13-05-2002, 22:54
Originally posted by Tombs
Do what all good girls should do - chew on some nice tasty nutritious lettuce and wash your hair :D :D

On a similar note, I need a woman... dammit, my beer's empty, wench :D :D

I ended up conducting Queen with a celery stick around the M25 last week...
jibber
14-05-2002, 08:27
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????:confused:
Nathan_200sx
14-05-2002, 09:45
Originally posted by Starionman


I ended up conducting Queen with a celery stick around the M25 last week...

hello to the offical 200sx looney ;):D
Leon
14-05-2002, 10:27
Originally posted by Nathan_200sx


hello to the offical 200sx looney ;):D

Don't tell you you've never done it...
jibber
14-05-2002, 15:18
how did the laying go yest tacy?;) :D
Leon
14-05-2002, 15:26
Originally posted by jibber
how did the laying go yest tacy?;) :D

Did the hose get to the require socket? Did it reachparts the other hoses couldn't???
jibber
14-05-2002, 15:31
ask a simple honest question and someones got to turn it around and make it sound all smutty, i dont know.:D :D ;) ;) :D :D
Andy
14-05-2002, 15:37
Used to think that Andyf had sole rights to
'interesting, wacky' posts, but getting worried
about Starionman:confused:
Keith_C
14-05-2002, 15:40
Originally posted by jibber
dont listen to em trace, twas an easy mistake to make!!!!!!!;) ;) :D :D

Sounds like Jibber's used to making excuses for a too-short hose ;) ;) :D
Leon
14-05-2002, 15:44
Originally posted by suffolk1
Used to think that Andyf had sole rights to
'interesting, wacky' posts, but getting worried
about Starionman:confused:


Heh heh heh
jibber
14-05-2002, 15:46
nothing short about me hose,reaches the pond lurvlee. two and a half inches should be enough for anyone, any more is just a waste of rubber. we are talking pond hoses, right???:D :D
beavertron
15-05-2002, 00:49
ferkin ell is this all u bums do all day? :rolleyes:
Leon
15-05-2002, 08:55
No!
We also burp.
Leon
15-05-2002, 08:56
No!
We also burp.And Dribble.
Don't forget the dribble.
Chris_Lacey
15-05-2002, 09:23
errm.. you need help!
TAC
16-05-2002, 00:12
Originally posted by Starionman
No!
We also burp.And Dribble.
Don't forget the dribble.

EXACTLY!!!


(Hence the 'for DIY purposes only'!! :D :D :D :D )
TomM
16-05-2002, 00:27
I don't believe that I dribble... ;) :D
TAC
16-05-2002, 00:34
...Hard to say which is worse really, the burping or the dribbling!! :rolleyes:

But, since my arms & back are still sore, the ability to lift heavy objects is definitely a pre-requisite!
Cheekee
16-05-2002, 07:54
Does Drool count :D

a good drool at 50 paces:eek: