AshT_200
09-05-2002, 20:33
Bob came in to work one day and was called in to his bosses office.
"Look Bob," His boss said, "We need to restructure the organisation and I'm afraid one of your team will have to go."
Bob is shocked, how is he to make one of his team redundant, there is only two of them. Jack his assistant, Jill his secretary.
So he comes up with an idea, the first of them to come in in the morning and get a cup of water from the watercooler will go. Great idea.
So the next morning, Jill comes in and the first thing she does is get a cup of water.
Bob calls her into his office, "Look Jill, I've either got to Lay you or Jack Off." He tells her.
To which she replies, "Well would you mind jacking off, because I have a headache." :D
"Look Bob," His boss said, "We need to restructure the organisation and I'm afraid one of your team will have to go."
Bob is shocked, how is he to make one of his team redundant, there is only two of them. Jack his assistant, Jill his secretary.
So he comes up with an idea, the first of them to come in in the morning and get a cup of water from the watercooler will go. Great idea.
So the next morning, Jill comes in and the first thing she does is get a cup of water.
Bob calls her into his office, "Look Jill, I've either got to Lay you or Jack Off." He tells her.
To which she replies, "Well would you mind jacking off, because I have a headache." :D