Leon
01-05-2002, 08:49
> > > > > IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell
> > > > > AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
> > > > > AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
> > > > > AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> > > > > AT WORK...you must carry around a security card
> > > > > and open all the doors for yourself.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
> > > > > AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
> > > > > AT WORK...you have to share with
> > > > > some idiot who pees on the seat.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
> > > > > AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers
> > > > > with no work required.
> > > > > AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work
> > > > > and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars
> > > > > wanting to get out.
> > > > > AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting
> > > > > to get out and go inside bars.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
> > > > > AT WORK...they are called managers.
> > > > > AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
> > > > > AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
> > > > > AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
> > > > > AT WORK...you must carry around a security card
> > > > > and open all the doors for yourself.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
> > > > > AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
> > > > > AT WORK...you have to share with
> > > > > some idiot who pees on the seat.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
> > > > > AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers
> > > > > with no work required.
> > > > > AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work
> > > > > and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars
> > > > > wanting to get out.
> > > > > AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting
> > > > > to get out and go inside bars.
> > > > >
> > > > > IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
> > > > > AT WORK...they are called managers.