djsy69
23-04-2002, 19:51
c'mon peeps, tell us your jokes the sicker the better i think, i'll start off with a few.
P.S these jokes are not meant to affend anyone at all (if they do)
and i appologise now, they are only a joke!!!
Q: whats black and white and eats like a horse?
A: a zebra!
Q: whats black and white and starving?
A: dudley moores cat!!
Q: how do you cicumcise a clay head (person from stoke)?
A: kick his mum in the jaw
Q: what did the queen mum say to princess di when she got to heaven?
A: you can wipe that merc off your face
An old man is walking through a park one fine summers day when he comes up to a young mum with her daughter in a buggy,
[old man]- "hello little girl whats your name?"
[girl]- "apple blossom"
om " ooh thats a lovely name, but why are you called that?"
g " well, when my mummy was pregnant a piece of apple blossom fell on her tummy and she said that when im born she'll call me apple blossom"
om " oh thats lovely, well i must go now bye bye"
so off he walks down the path until he comes up to another lady with another little girl in a buggy
[old man]- "hello little girl whats your name?"
[girl]- "cherry blossom"
om " ooh thats a lovely name, but why are you called that?"
g " well, when my mummy was pregnant a piece of cherry blossom fell on her tummy and she said that when im born she'll call me cherry blossom"
om " oh thats lovely, well i must go now bye bye"
so off he walks down the path until he comes up to another lady with another little girl in a buggy he bends over and sees a little spastic girl
[old man]- "hello little girl whats your name?"
g " concrete slab"
P.S these jokes are not meant to affend anyone at all (if they do)
and i appologise now, they are only a joke!!!
Q: whats black and white and eats like a horse?
A: a zebra!
Q: whats black and white and starving?
A: dudley moores cat!!
Q: how do you cicumcise a clay head (person from stoke)?
A: kick his mum in the jaw
Q: what did the queen mum say to princess di when she got to heaven?
A: you can wipe that merc off your face
An old man is walking through a park one fine summers day when he comes up to a young mum with her daughter in a buggy,
[old man]- "hello little girl whats your name?"
[girl]- "apple blossom"
om " ooh thats a lovely name, but why are you called that?"
g " well, when my mummy was pregnant a piece of apple blossom fell on her tummy and she said that when im born she'll call me apple blossom"
om " oh thats lovely, well i must go now bye bye"
so off he walks down the path until he comes up to another lady with another little girl in a buggy
[old man]- "hello little girl whats your name?"
[girl]- "cherry blossom"
om " ooh thats a lovely name, but why are you called that?"
g " well, when my mummy was pregnant a piece of cherry blossom fell on her tummy and she said that when im born she'll call me cherry blossom"
om " oh thats lovely, well i must go now bye bye"
so off he walks down the path until he comes up to another lady with another little girl in a buggy he bends over and sees a little spastic girl
[old man]- "hello little girl whats your name?"
g " concrete slab"