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sideways tony
22-04-2002, 18:53
....JUST GOT BACK FROM SPAIN WHERE MERCEDES HAD LET US LOOSE IN ALL THEIR NEW CARS. 3 OF OUR GUYS GOT SENT HOME FOR STEALING AN E.CLASS AT NIGHT TO GO OUT ON THE PISS...ONE OF THEM WAS THE SALES DIRECTOR, DOH! THEN NEXT MORNING A COUPLE OF ITALIAN HACKS MANAGED TO PUT A BRAND NEW E500 ON IT'S ROOF...AFTER HITTING A PARKED POLICE CAR THAT WAS GIVING A MOTORCYCLIST A TALKING TOO....ABSOLUTE QUALITY......NEW CLK IS ****E, NEW E CLASS IS THE NUTS IF YOU ARE 40 AND FAT....THE DRIVERS SEAT BOLSTERS FILL UP WITH AIR WHEN YOU CORNER HARD, PUSHING YOU BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE SEAT...WEIRD. ANYWAY YOU CAN SEE IT TONIGHT ON 5TH GEAR CHANNEL 5 AT 8PM................BAD LUCK DOCWRA, HOPE IT ALL WORKS OUT M8.

Minesapint
22-04-2002, 23:25
Superb!! What happened to the Italian? Dead or Banged up I presume.
Why did they nick a Merc when they had enough already? Mad b@stards!
I was in Lens for the world cup 98 and some nutty Leeds fan hotwired and nicked a car in the middle of the town centre, pissed out of his head, right in front of about 500 riot police and got away with.:eek: