andyf
12-04-2002, 13:31
These are various tributes to the Queen Mother found in condolence books
from arounnd the country....
"I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana
are our very own Twin
Trade Towers. At last we can look the people of New
York in the face". L. Ward,Mansfield.
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"When Diana died I swore I would never smile
again, but eventually I did. Now the Queen Mum has gone
I cannot imagine that I will ever smile for
the rest of my life, but I will probably break that
one too". A. Christie, Hendon.
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"Her death should act as a warning to others who
think it is cool to experiment with drugs". E. Franks,
Cheshire.
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"She was one of the old school, all the
remaining royals are ****"
J. Clement. Grantham.
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"I thought she would never die, she has let us
all down very badly" D. Holmes, Somerset.
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"She was a trooper and she never gave up. I
remember one time she was visiting a school and I asked
her if she would like to make a visit to the cloakroom
before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give in to
the Nazis and I won't give in to the bladder'. That's
how she was, a fighter, who refused to be beaten by
anything. She pissed herself later though,it was
sickening". B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.
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"She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful
lover". L. J. Worthington, Penrith.
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"I am absolutely devastated, at least we could
have got the day
off". S. Wilson, Bristol.
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"How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of
a member of the Royal family without being accused of
being homosexual". J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.
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"Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it
could still drive around The Mall on its own and bring
pleasure to the tourists". Y. Howell, Slough.
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"Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my
liking, the woman should have a bit more compassion, how
would she feel if it was her mother?" W.Waugh, Richmond.
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"It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads".
K. O'Neil, Inverness.
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"I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this
setback put an end to her public duties". N. Wallace,
Swansea.
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"I hold Princess Margaret in no small way
responsible for this terrible event" E. Thompson, West
Lothian.
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"Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its the only thing that
will make us feel better" P. McGregor, Southampton.
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"We must do all we can, send blankets, food
parcels, jumpers, anything to help these brave souls who
are queuing up to walk past her coffin".
R. Thompson, Bath.
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"I have been unable to masturbate for five days,
and will not do so again until her majesty is buried" E.
Gorman, Derbyshire.
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"Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?".
R. Combes,Romford.
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"No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she
always wore a smile.Just like a retard"
G. Hollins, East Sussex.
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"I remember she came to visit us in the East End
one time. She was so kind, so generous and so sweet. She
whispered softly in my ear,'you know its not true' she
said, 'you don't smell of ****'. She was a wondrous
person". E. Collier, London.
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"Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as
exciting as Diana". G. Williams, West Midlands.
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--
"She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she
perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense
claims. She was like us in a good way.
God bless you ma'am". L. Weller, Harlow.
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"If only I could get my hands on that fish bone
right now, you heartless bastard!"
J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.
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"She had such a difficult life, always battling
against adversity and misfortune. Let us hope that if
there is a next time round she
is given a life of privilege and comfort"
T.D.Wainwright,
Hastings.
from arounnd the country....
"I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana
are our very own Twin
Trade Towers. At last we can look the people of New
York in the face". L. Ward,Mansfield.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"When Diana died I swore I would never smile
again, but eventually I did. Now the Queen Mum has gone
I cannot imagine that I will ever smile for
the rest of my life, but I will probably break that
one too". A. Christie, Hendon.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"Her death should act as a warning to others who
think it is cool to experiment with drugs". E. Franks,
Cheshire.
--------------------------------------------------------
"She was one of the old school, all the
remaining royals are ****"
J. Clement. Grantham.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"I thought she would never die, she has let us
all down very badly" D. Holmes, Somerset.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"She was a trooper and she never gave up. I
remember one time she was visiting a school and I asked
her if she would like to make a visit to the cloakroom
before she left. 'No' she replied, 'I didn't give in to
the Nazis and I won't give in to the bladder'. That's
how she was, a fighter, who refused to be beaten by
anything. She pissed herself later though,it was
sickening". B. Forrester, North Yorkshire.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"She was a marvelous woman, and a wonderful
lover". L. J. Worthington, Penrith.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"I am absolutely devastated, at least we could
have got the day
off". S. Wilson, Bristol.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"How refreshing to be able to mourn the death of
a member of the Royal family without being accused of
being homosexual". J. Fletcher, High Wycombe.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"Perhaps if we automated her old golf buggy it
could still drive around The Mall on its own and bring
pleasure to the tourists". Y. Howell, Slough.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"Once again the Queen is not upset enough for my
liking, the woman should have a bit more compassion, how
would she feel if it was her mother?" W.Waugh, Richmond.
--------------------------------------------------------
"It is such a loss, God has shat on our heads".
K. O'Neil, Inverness.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"I am sure the Queen Mum will not let this
setback put an end to her public duties". N. Wallace,
Swansea.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"I hold Princess Margaret in no small way
responsible for this terrible event" E. Thompson, West
Lothian.
--------------------------------------------------------
-
"Bomb Iraq for us Tony, its the only thing that
will make us feel better" P. McGregor, Southampton.
--------------------------------------------------------
-
"We must do all we can, send blankets, food
parcels, jumpers, anything to help these brave souls who
are queuing up to walk past her coffin".
R. Thompson, Bath.
--------------------------------------------------------
-
"I have been unable to masturbate for five days,
and will not do so again until her majesty is buried" E.
Gorman, Derbyshire.
--------------------------------------------------------
-
"Good God, who is next, Geri Halliwell?".
R. Combes,Romford.
--------------------------------------------------------
-
"No matter how she felt, no matter the situation, she
always wore a smile.Just like a retard"
G. Hollins, East Sussex.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"I remember she came to visit us in the East End
one time. She was so kind, so generous and so sweet. She
whispered softly in my ear,'you know its not true' she
said, 'you don't smell of ****'. She was a wondrous
person". E. Collier, London.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"Whichever way you look at it, it just is not as
exciting as Diana". G. Williams, West Midlands.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"She was one of us, and by that I don't mean she
perpetrated insurance fraud or lied about expense
claims. She was like us in a good way.
God bless you ma'am". L. Weller, Harlow.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"If only I could get my hands on that fish bone
right now, you heartless bastard!"
J. Hedges, Cowdenbeath.
--------------------------------------------------------
--
"She had such a difficult life, always battling
against adversity and misfortune. Let us hope that if
there is a next time round she
is given a life of privilege and comfort"
T.D.Wainwright,
Hastings.